I am requesting for any one willing to sponsor the one and only, First annual, NEVERWINPOKER BEAUTY PAGEANT for men only. This is real. It doesn't matter if you are old, hairy, fat, balding, or other traits you may find unacceptable to the American eye. It is accepted here. This is the time where all men can shine in their true spirit, and femininity.

TODD WITTELES THINKS HE IS SUPERIOR TO THE REST OF THE WORLD AND HE SPENDS ALL DAY EVERY DAY STROKING HIS DONK TO THINGS LIKE KEN AND HIS OBSESSION WITH COLLEEN, AND OTHER DISTURBING STORIES.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMEONE POST AS MUCH, AND AS LONG OF STORIES AS HE HAS?
THIS IS HIS LIFE, FOLKS. FEEL SORRY FOR THIS GUY, PLEASE.