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  Jennicide Playboy
  (781 votes)
  Do we need LIVE NWP RADIO?
  (124 votes)
  NWP is missing:
  (230 votes)
  How Often Do You Fuck?
  (712 votes)
1x per day
(100)
14%
 
1x per week
(103)
14%
 
1x per month
(40)
6%
 
once in a blue moon
(113)
16%
 
1x per day
(100)
14%
 
1x per week
(103)
14%
 
1x per month
(40)
6%
 
once in a blue moon
(113)
16%
 
Votes: 712
  Best Shit You Like To Drop?
  (58 votes)
The miracle no-wiper
(37)
64%
 
The giant log with wiping
(14)
24%
 
the messy, but not too watery
(2)
3%
 
shit-n-slide super-rea
(2)
3%
 
water-out-ass
(3)
5%
 
Votes: 58
Not that much - it's a tough operation
(66)
18%
 
A Moderate Fucking of the operation
(82)
22%
 
Benny Binion ghost is coming back for revenge
(229)
61%
 
Votes: 377
Jennicide
(157)
22%
 
Chantel
(121)
17%
 
Brandi Hawbaker Rose Burgeous Woolf Sklansky
(34)
5%
 
Jean Gluck
(44)
6%
 
Lacey Jones
(21)
3%
 
Clonie Gowen
(51)
7%
 
Evelyn Ng
(60)
8%
 
Liz Lieu
(65)
9%
 
Olga Varkoni
(51)
7%
 
Vanessa Russo
(126)
17%
 
Votes: 730
Blowin up?
(144)
53%
 
Hella busted
(128)
47%
 
Votes: 272
  How Hot Is Brandi Hawbaker?
  (1048 votes)
10
(120)
11%
 
9
(37)
4%
 
8
(165)
16%
 
7
(210)
20%
 
6
(129)
12%
 
5
(70)
7%
 
4
(48)
5%
 
3
(30)
3%
 
2
(27)
3%
 
1
(212)
20%
 
Votes: 1048
  Favorite way to hit it?
  (286 votes)
Missionary
(34)
12%
 
Doggy
(80)
28%
 
Girl on Top
(77)
27%
 
Reverse-Cowgirl
(45)
16%
 
Bent over a couch
(16)
6%
 
Raw dog from the back
(29)
10%
 
Something Freaky I don't even know about
(5)
2%
 
Votes: 286
Xbox 360
(94)
43%
 
PS3
(64)
29%
 
Nintendo wii
(61)
28%
 
Votes: 219
  It's Christmas and shit!
  (47 votes)
Fuck you, I heavily drink alone during this time
(19)
40%
 
It's not all bad, but my family makes me drink
(8)
17%
 
Yeah, I enjoy this time of year with a drink or 2
(14)
30%
 
I sure do love Christmas with a sip of 'nog
(2)
4%
 
Oh Boy! presents under the tree + hot coco!
(4)
9%
 
Votes: 47
Yup
(82)
50%
 
Nope
(82)
50%
 
Votes: 164
  Most splashable poker hottie
  (442 votes)
Brandi Hawbaker
(108)
24%
 
Jean Gluck
(57)
13%
 
Jennicide
(102)
23%
 
Isabelle Mercier
(54)
12%
 
Vanessa Rousso
(66)
15%
 
Cyclona Gowen
(55)
12%
 
Votes: 442
George W. Bush
(116)
30%
 
Bill Frist
(192)
50%
 
Hillary Clinton (ovaries)
(48)
13%
 
Barak Obama
(25)
7%
 
Votes: 381
  Favorite Overused NWP Word
  (342 votes)
Infinite
(41)
12%
 
Nice Tilt
(31)
9%
 
Filthy
(92)
27%
 
Degenerate
(178)
52%
 
Votes: 342
I'll drop my balls all over Pocket5s' face
(128)
42%
 
No
(110)
36%
 
Yes
(68)
22%
 
Votes: 306
Pwnd all over his face Oprah-style like 1M pieces
(117)
53%
 
Decent pwnage, he will take some shit for it
(60)
27%
 
Not bad, it will be a small sidestory
(44)
20%
 
Votes: 221
  Jamie Gold
  (295 votes)
Ok Guy
(81)
27%
 
Douchebag
(214)
73%
 
Votes: 295
Fucks Yeah!
(30)
18%
 
No, why would I want to play in an $80M MTT?
(76)
45%
 
Yes, right after I win this super sat.
(62)
37%
 
Votes: 168
Yes, very soon...
(10)
5%
 
Yes, but it will take time
(18)
9%
 
No, you are still being f'd with
(48)
23%
 
FUCK NO, AND DON'T SEND HIM $
(132)
63%
 
Votes: 208
HOLY SHIT I WANT IN RIGHT FUCKING NOW
(37)
27%
 
WSOP BABY! LET'S FUCKING DO THIS
(27)
20%
 
Oh, I can't waint
(14)
10%
 
I mean, I'll 'bird some of it
(31)
23%
 
Eh, whatever
(26)
19%
 
Votes: 135
Yes
(11)
4%
 
No
(250)
84%
 
Yes, but not for a while
(36)
12%
 
Votes: 297
Yup
(218)
85%
 
Nope
(37)
15%
 
Votes: 255
Fuck him, Party can keep it
(277)
23%
 
Give it to him! He won the MTT!
(315)
27%
 
Redistribute the $140k in some way to the players
(589)
50%
 
Votes: 1181
  Bill Filmaff
  (225 votes)
Funny
(142)
63%
 
Tries to hard
(83)
37%
 
Votes: 225
And it will still get action
(17)
33%
 
Like a feygelah
(10)
19%
 
Don't every make new NWP Polls under the influence
(25)
48%
 
Votes: 52
yes
(30)
35%
 
no
(39)
45%
 
maybe, but lets just stay friends for now :(
(17)
20%
 
Votes: 86
Yes, I scratched
(31)
39%
 
Nope, I didn't get that kind of filthy action
(48)
61%
 
Votes: 79
  Tunica
  (178 votes)
Burn it down
(65)
37%
 
Old gamblers are cool
(113)
63%
 
Votes: 178
Yes
(163)
52%
 
No
(150)
48%
 
Votes: 313
  Favorite Houston Rapper?
  (190 votes)
Mike Joooooones
(54)
28%
 
Paul Wall
(46)
24%
 
UGK (Bun B & Pimp C - you get both)
(10)
5%
 
Slim Thug
(17)
9%
 
Scarface
(21)
11%
 
Geto Boys
(24)
13%
 
DJ Screw
(7)
4%
 
Eightball & MJG
(11)
6%
 
Votes: 190
  MTTs - how do you play?
  (221 votes)
Pretty tight
(94)
43%
 
Savage Animal
(30)
14%
 
A little of both
(97)
44%
 
Votes: 221
yes
(20)
13%
 
no
(41)
28%
 
if I win a filthy seat
(88)
59%
 
Votes: 149
<$100
(43)
7%
 
$100-$500
(150)
26%
 
$500-$1k
(117)
20%
 
$1k-$5k
(144)
25%
 
$5-$25k
(63)
11%
 
$25k-$100k
(29)
5%
 
>$100k
(40)
7%
 
Votes: 586
<$100
(17)
4%
 
$100-$1k
(124)
32%
 
$1k-$5k
(111)
29%
 
$5k-$20k
(68)
18%
 
$20k-$50k
(22)
6%
 
$50k-$100k
(12)
3%
 
$100k+
(34)
9%
 
Votes: 388
Douchebag
(52)
15%
 
Dork
(28)
8%
 
Pro Poker Player
(60)
17%
 
Best in the World
(56)
16%
 
Cash game donkey
(59)
17%
 
Bigger attention whore than SplitThis
(93)
27%
 
Votes: 348

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