Ugly slowroll

Now this german cunt got it down to 2 seconds before dropping his load on my face, I honnestly can't believe the etiquette of these fuckers sometimes..



Seat 3: toffee74 (1080 in chips)
Seat 4: CHIPO1985 (3420 in chips)
toffee74: posts small blind 15
CHIPO1985: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to toffee74 [Tc 2c]
toffee74: calls 15
CHIPO1985: checks
*** FLOP *** [5c 4c 6h]
CHIPO1985: checks
toffee74: bets 60
CHIPO1985: calls 60
*** TURN *** [5c 4c 6h] [Kh]
CHIPO1985: checks
toffee74: bets 150
CHIPO1985: calls 150
*** RIVER *** [5c 4c 6h Kh] [7c]
CHIPO1985: bets 340
toffee74: raises 500 to 840 and is all-in
CHIPO1985: calls 500
*** SHOW DOWN ***
toffee74: shows [Tc 2c] (a flush, Ten high)
CHIPO1985: shows [8c 6c] (a straight flush, Four to Eight)
CHIPO1985 collected 2160 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2160 | Rake 0
Board [5c 4c 6h Kh 7c]
Seat 3: toffee74 (button) (small blind) showed [Tc 2c] and lost with a flush, Ten high
Seat 4: CHIPO1985 (big blind) showed [8c 6c] and won (2160) with a straight flush, Four to Eight




toffee74 [observer]: ha i lol'd
toffee74 [observer]: but that was pretty dirty
CHIPO1985: gg
CHIPO1985: I´m sorry
theone70357 [observer]: lol
CHIPO1985: lol
theone70357 [observer]: nh
CHIPO1985: ty you have see this?
theone70357 [observer]: yup
CHIPO1985: today comes good hands
theone70357 [observer]: yup

Joke for my fat american friends

Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean?" The Second guy says "Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge tits, and instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh' I asked for 'two tickets to Titsburgh' The First guy says, "Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week, and instead of saying 'Honey can you please pass me the sugar?', I said 'You've ruined my life you FUCKING BITCH'





Logs off sharpish..

Full tilt

Is for me, had chips in the middle on 3 of my games then crashed...


Same for anyone else or this a prob my end?

Trade money forum

It's fucking useless, made a thread for a trade over 14 hours ago and had exactly 2 "views" since (both mine)..



Now apparently if i ask for a trade in shooting off, then i get slapped with a little ban or somthing..



Now just shut that hole down, and just allow people to ask for a fucking trade if they so desire one..

Brookline 1999

Most of you cunts were prob still running around in your oversized shit stained dypers to remeber the last time the usa took down the ryder cup (you won with plenty of class & dignity if i remember correctly), now it looks our captain this year (nick faldo) hasn't got the backing of the whole team, so this prolly makes you favourits to win your 1st one in almost a decade...and yep even without tiger.


Personally i think you will choke it once again, because that is what you do..



Any sweepstake ideas anyone?