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29 Aug 2008
I haven't played on UB in over a year. Their support sucked and their tournament schedule became shit. However, I have friends who only play on UB. I sold season tickets to one of those friends so he transferred me $85 on UB to pay for part of the tickets.

I logged back onto UB and played a couple tournaments. And donked it down to $50. I decided I would play $25NL with two buy ins and if I lost it, I lost it. So last night I am playing. And I hit a flush against this guy and he pays me off and then calls me a donk, long story short he went off for about 15 minutes, even got all of his internet friends to the table to try and make fun of me for how bad I play. Anyways, one of his buddies sits down and they get into a hand, and in the chat they agree to check it down and not take each other's money. The one who said they should check it down had TPSK. So, because of his rampant douche baggery I report them for collusion.

UB responds about 27 hours later, and inform me that. I have two accounts and they are closing mine. LOL! I don't even know if I have a second account, and if I do it is from back when I played play money chips before I turned 18 and I totally forgot that I had an account there when I was 19 and deposited money on that site. I had about $60 in my account so it is not at all about the money. Just funny as hell what UB has downgraded itself to. I let them know about players colluding, taking time out of my session to try and help them crack down on bullshit. And they reply with 'Thanks, now we'll take all your money too' Especially funny considering my other account, if I did in fact ever have one, has never had a penny deposited on it. Nor played for real money.

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26 Aug 2008

Wyoming -10½
Football - College Lines - Point Spread
Sat@11:00a

Utah +3½
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Sat@12:30p

Tulsa -14
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Sat@1:00p

New Mexico +7 (-115)
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Sat@3:00p

California -4½
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Sat@5:00p
21 Aug 2008
MAX HALL UNDER 3500 passing yards.

MAX HALL UNDER 25 TD passes.
14 Aug 2008
Okay, I have a few people starting to call me Skip. Or the NWP version of SKip Bayless. So with football season returning that means my stellar sports picks are coming as well. Some of you are very excited about this, because you get to fade my picks and make lots of money!

So... who wants me to become the NWP Skip Bayless? Who wants me to keep the bag?

I do not care about the bag, and this is not an attempt to get rid of the bagm hence the combination choice of the two.



OBV avatar can be photoshopped to make more "bag" like if Bag/Bayless combo is wanted.


If you all want me to just stay a bag, I will still give you my picks! So do not worry!
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