UFC 91 tonight mah fuckaaaaaaaas

Who you got? I have to agree with Chris Lytle:

"I see no way Randy can win. He’s too old, too small and [had] too long of a layoff. Lesnar is too massive, athletic and younger. That being said, I think Randy wins."

Mac Danzig also had some thoughts. "I think Randy wins this fight with experience and overall ability. It seems like Lesnar’s best chance of winning is if he can hold someone [down] for three rounds like he did to [Heath] Herring. I don’t think he can do that to Randy. Plus, he has a giant penis tattooed on his chest, which can’t be helpful."

Bad beat stories

I bought a bunch of DVDs about 3 months ago and I hadn't opened a couple of them until last night.


One of the DVDs I hadn't opened yet was:





When I opened the case I saw this:





When I called Fry's electronics for a refund and told them I didn't have a receipt and it had been 3 months since the purchase they told me to:

Official UFC 89 thread

I've got:

Bisping over Leben- Bisping is too good and has never been stopped. Avoid a big hook to the jaw and you got this ole chap
Jardine over Vera (I hope he does some damage and puts Vera out of the UFC, I hate that clown)
Sokoudjou over Cane (Cane wrecked Lambert though. This could be a good fight)
Chris Lytle over Paul Taylor (I think this will be a good solid ass whooping)
Marcus Davis over Paul Kelly (This will be awesome 4 sure)
Akihiro Gono over Dan Hardy (This Brit is going to get owned)
Shane Carwin over Neil Wain (They both look like barbarians but Carwin is a monster and has been training with Randy)



The rest of the undercard I could give a shit about. This is good stuff for free TV.

Rank Jewdonk's poker skill

First of all, this is not meant as a flame. JD just finished his string of tourneys and I'm sure he would admit it was an overall fail. Based on the hand histories and his thought processes from these tourneys, the limelight trip reports, etc, where does JD rank as a poker player in your mind?

Official Toots over NiN bandwagon

Jump on board gents.