HU CHALLENGE TO VENESSA AKA SUCKOUT QUEEN

Hu Match vs Vanessa "suckoutquenn" Selbst
Jun 20th, 2008
submitted by Neverwin

She just jumped into my 25-50 plo game and I asked her when we are going to play that hu match. She replied, "I was just about to ask you the same thing." I told her I am ready to play whenever she wants. She then began insulting me saying she would have to see the money first. Then proceeded to say that I am over 500k in debt. LOL. Get your facts right before you come in talking smack to me. Before she abruptly left we semi agreed to a 20k freezout, and she said she preferred online. No other details were mentioned, so I will clarify here.

First since you have to see the money, I will now only play you live, so that you can see all the money I have in front of me with your own eye. Yes, Vanessa you will be able to see all the money you can potential win right in front me, and you may salivate over it like you do with your girlfriend's pussy. Only difference is it will be much tougher for your tongue to get a hold of, but I promise you it will taste just as sweet.

So here are my stipulations and since you have no class, I will show no class with u as well. If you want to be civil and act appropriate, I will too, but so far you have shown no attempt whatsoever.

My challenge will be 50-100 nl, 20k freezout. Loser has the option to ask for a rematch as many times as you desire. I will also throw in 50-100 plo 20k freezout option as well. Terms of a bigger freezout may be negotiated later, but I am ready to play whenever you get back to vegas.

I would also like to video record the match if you agree. However, I am sure you will decline just to save face and embarrassment. So now the official offer is on the table. You claimed I backed down, because I never responded on 2plus2. I do not have an account there. So here is my challenge for the world to see, im ready whenever, lets see who backs down now. Bring it!

Neverwin

WHAT THE FUCK POKERNEWS PICTURES

GO TO THE PHOTOGALLERY OF THE 5K NL EVENT I PLAYED, AND NOT ONLY DID THEY SPELL MY NAME DUSTIN WOLFF, BUT ITS NOT A PICTURE OF ME, IT IS A PICTURE OF PBDRUNKS. MICON WTF IS THIS, I WISH I POST THE LINK PLEASE

5k nl limit event #13

Well I never had chips ever in this tourney and I took one of the most vicious beats in a 3 way pot when I had 22k. UTG came in for 2200, next guy called, i called with 55. Flop came 753 rainbow. Utg bet 4300, next moved all in for his last 15k, i moved all in, utg folds. Guy flips up aq offsuit. Turn 4, river 2, and he goes perfect perfect for a wheel and rakes the huge pot that would have put me over the 50k mark. With 4k in chips I hung on and made yet my 4th day 2 of the wsop. I am 40 spots out of the money with 21,700 in chips to take down my 4th cash of this years wsop. Yes I have been a beast whether I am short stacked or have chips. Last event I cashed 92nd after being all in with a10 vs 77 flopped top 2, but the river was a 7. I think this time I am going all the way, final table tomorrow I feel it. My favorite hand of the day, after being crippled with my set of 5's I got so sick lucky, probably the luckiest I have been in the wsop so far. I tripled up my remaining 4k as I shoved A4 offsuit. Jared Hamby then pushed his remaining 11k, followed by another all in behind him. What were the hands, well hamby held QQ, and gogoboy woke up with AA, but somehow my a4 tripled me up as the flop came 3,5,6, and ding 7 ball on the turn. Like I said the final table which has haunted me over my last 6 top 30 finishes, tomorrow it is screaming my name. I will not be stopped. Time for bed, but watch out for me to double up quickly and maintain my chips this time even if I need a few more suckouts on the way. Goodnight, I will be dreaming about the gold.

neverwin

Can it get anymore sickier than this?

I was eating at the Indian Restaurant and thought I had a 90 minute break like it is for Day 1. My food was not out yet, and I had 36 minutes to get back to the tourney. Phil Laak who was sitting on my right at my table for the tournament. Guess who walks right past me with Jennifer Tilly? Coincidentally at the same restaurant, Phil Laak!!!!.... and at the last second before they were out the door, I yelled, "Hey Phil, when does the tourney start back up?", he replies to me, "We have 4 more minutes kid!" In a frenzy I ask for my check leave my cc and my girl, and tell them to pack up the food. I ferociously start running through the Rio to get there in time. I folded a big hand right before break and left myself with 74k, the blinds where going to be 5k-10k so I had 5 rounds left. Before I get to the tourney room I pass by Phil and Tilly and start walking with him. Phil starts going off about how there was a 28 percent chance he could have left the restaurant on the other side and I would have never seen him. I then tell him I only have 74k chips left and if I hadn't seen him I would have been blinded off. He replies, "Wow seeing me has to be worth at least 8k of plus EV, then says maybe even 100k +EV!" We have 1 minute left and decide to run to the table so we don't miss the first hand. We both instantly sit down right before our hands can be declared dead. He is UTG and raises it up to 26k. I look down at 10-10 and tell Phil this is so fucked up in so many ways, I have a big hand, and told him to please fold. Well with the pot odds he had to call. At this point so many things ran through my mind before they flopped the cards. So many mixed feelings I had about the whole situation, and to top it off I had to pick up a big hand vs the same guy who if it weren't for him I would still be eating and getting blinded off, and now I am in a situation where I am 75-25 for him to ship me 74k and double me up. Then he out flops me, and I am in total shock, he was in total shock! I couldn't help myself but sit there and laugh for at least 2 minutes before I could get up from the table. I went and cashed out and on the way out to my car....Who do I run it to? Jennifer Tilly again! I told her the whole story of how Phil knocked me out the first hand. She begins to tell me an analogy , and I have to say the way Phil and her tell stories it is amazing how similar their personalities are. Just like walking in the hallway before the hand, it was like talking to to Phil Laak all over again. She was like,"Wow, that is like when you are driving and you look behind in your rear view mirror and you see a 10 car pile up!" She was close, I realized my situation was more like I was driving in my car and I see in my rear view mirror a 10 car pile up, only to look up to see I was heading straight into a semi truck pile up! Anyway the moral of the story is I was drawing dead no matter what happened. How sick. I just need to say it a few more times, I am in complete shock, sick, sick, sick, sick! Phil if this is your destiny to your first bracelet so you can be tied with Jennifer, I am glad to be a part of it. And don't hesitate to ship me a percent or two in this vortex web of the butterfly effect!

Much Love

Dustin "Shouldhavewin" Woolf

*****The Official Neverwin Makes Day 2 Of 1st WSOP Event Thread*****

Pokernews decides not to update me nor any other site, but the nobody formerly known as dustin "neverwin" woolf has made Day 2 and cruised with half avg chip stack all day. 65 players remain, and I sit with 50k in chips, maybe after I take the chip lead someone will take notice. Until then I hope to remain incognito as that has seemed to work just fine up until this point. Actually just dont do any coverage of me until I am deserving of such. Heads up should do it.I woke up today with that killer instinct I had coming into the 2005 wsop,and I will regain that status tommorow when I take the chip lead. I will back here for an update(because its obvious no one else gives a shit. not even the site that covers the wsop and owns my name and likeliness) if I can finish day 2 and head into the final table on Sunday, otherwise just give me the noose and donk down pics!

neverwin