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PokerStars Game #19860513855: Tournament #99357680, 300FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/08/24 - 11:49:01 (ET)
Table '99357680 4' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: xbarb (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: UNLEASHED66 (1480 in chips)
Seat 3: ramashiva (1670 in chips)
Seat 4: Sghango intellidonk (1350 in chips)
Seat 6: snake497 (1530 in chips)
Seat 7: il santo 69 (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Shooz (1490 in chips)
Seat 9: Mr.JackPot81 (1480 in chips)
Mr.JackPot81: posts small blind 10
xbarb: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shooz [Ts Js]
UNLEASHED66: folds
ramashiva: folds
Sghango: calls 20
snake497: folds
il santo 69: folds
Shooz: calls 20
Mr.JackPot81: calls 10
xbarb: checks
*** FLOP *** [4s Qs 5s]
Mr.JackPot81: checks
xbarb: checks
Sghango intellidonk: bets 60
Shooz: calls 60
Mr.JackPot81: calls 60
xbarb: folds
*** TURN *** [4s Qs 5s] [Td]
Mr.JackPot81: checks
Sghango intellidonk : bets 140
Shooz: calls 140
Mr.JackPot81: calls 140
*** RIVER *** [4s Qs 5s Td] [7c]
Mr.JackPot81: checks
Sghango: checks
Shooz: bets 320
Mr.JackPot81: folds
Sghango intellidonk: calls 320
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shooz: shows [Ts Js] (a flush, Queen high)
Sghango: mucks hand
Shooz collected 1320 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1320 | Rake 0
Board [4s Qs 5s Td 7c]
Seat 1: xbarb (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: UNLEASHED66 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ramashiva folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Sghango mucked [6h 6d]
Seat 6: snake497 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: il santo 69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Shooz (button) showed [Ts Js] and won (1320) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 9: Mr.JackPot81 (small blind) folded on the River

day of idiotic knockouts

PokerStars Game #19040611256: Tournament #96577401, $10+$1 Omaha Pot Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2008/07/23 - 12:55:24 (ET)
Shooz: posts small blind 200
Raabbeater: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shooz [Qd 5d Jh Th]
laro43: folds
vitaliner: calls 400
King Sidam: folds
JEREM985: calls 400
alladin05: folds
rudecrue: folds
DyersEve88: folds
Shooz: calls 200
Raabbeater: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ks Ah 8h]
Shooz: checks
Raabbeater: checks
vitaliner: checks
JEREM985: bets 1600
Shooz: calls 1600
Raabbeater: folds
vitaliner: folds
*** TURN *** [Ks Ah 8h] [Qs]
Shooz: checks
JEREM985: bets 3600
Shooz: raises 12000 to 15600
JEREM985: calls 12000
*** RIVER *** [Ks Ah 8h Qs] [Js]
Shooz: bets 490 and is all-in
JEREM985: calls 490
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shooz: shows [Qd 5d Jh Th] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
JEREM985: shows [2c 8s 9s Kc] (a flush, King high)
Shooz said, "lol"
Shooz said, "idiot"
JEREM985 collected 36980 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 36980 | Rake 0
Board [Ks Ah 8h Qs Js]
Seat 1: Raabbeater (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: laro43 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: vitaliner folded on the Flop
Seat 4: King Sidam folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: JEREM985 showed [2c 8s 9s Kc] and won (36980) with a flush, King high
Seat 6: alladin05 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: rudecrue folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: DyersEve88 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Shooz (small blind) showed [Qd 5d Jh Th] and lost with a straight, Ten to Ace


PokerStars Game #19043146083: Tournament #96579346, $5.00+$0.50 Omaha No Limit - Level X (300/600) - 2008/07/23 - 14:48:42 (ET)
Table '96579346 4' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Rightcurver: posts small blind 300
renamarko: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shooz [As 9h Ah 6h]
måka: folds
doogies: folds
Shooz: calls 600
roey8 has timed out while being disconnected
roey8: folds
roey8 is sitting out
danihungria1: raises 1200 to 1800
got_KKs: folds
JesseBUSMC: folds
Rightcurver: folds
roey8 has returned
renamarko: calls 1200
Shooz: raises 6750 to 8550 and is all-in
danihungria1: folds
renamarko: calls 6750
*** FLOP *** [5d Tc 2s]
Shooz said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [5d Tc 2s] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [5d Tc 2s Qs] [2h]
Shooz said, "idiot"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
renamarko: shows [2c 2d Kh Jc] (four of a kind, Deuces)
Shooz: shows [As 9h Ah 6h] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
renamarko collected 19200 from pot
renamarko said, "y"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19200 | Rake 0
Board [5d Tc 2s Qs 2h]
Seat 1: Shooz showed [As 9h Ah 6h] and lost with two pair, Aces and Deuces
Seat 2: roey8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: danihungria1 folded before Flop
Seat 4: got_KKs folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: JesseBUSMC (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Rightcurver (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: renamarko (big blind) showed [2c 2d Kh Jc] and won (19200) with four of a kind, Deuces
Seat 8: måka folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: doogies folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Holy shit Shooz!!!

PokerStars Game #18871000000: HORSE (7 Card Stud Limit, $3/$6) - 2008/07/16 - 19:07:03 (ET)
Table 'Hagar' 8-max
Seat 1: HOSS ($166.75 in chips)
Seat 2: Hungus1975 ($191.75 in chips)
Seat 4: sushiboynyc ($119.25 in chips)
Seat 5: TennesseeDan ($107.25 in chips)
Seat 6: bob labah ($45 in chips)
Seat 7: SpeedyZ ($120 in chips)
Seat 8: Shooz ($127 in chips)
HOSS: posts the ante $0.25
Hungus1975: posts the ante $0.25
sushiboynyc: posts the ante $0.25
TennesseeDan: posts the ante $0.25
bob labah: posts the ante $0.25
SpeedyZ: posts the ante $0.25
Shooz: posts the ante $0.25
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to HOSS [5d]
Dealt to Hungus1975 [6s]
Dealt to sushiboynyc [Ac]
Dealt to TennesseeDan [2h]
Dealt to bob labah [8s]
Dealt to SpeedyZ [4c]
Dealt to Shooz [7h Kd 5c]
Shooz said, "bonus hand"
TennesseeDan said, "."
Hungus1975 said, ".."
TennesseeDan said, "here?"
Shooz said, "yup"
Shooz said, "look at number"
Hungus1975 said, "you mean our table?"
Shooz said, "game"
TennesseeDan said, "Sort of exciting...."
Shooz said, "00000"
TennesseeDan said, "when do we get to play it?"
Shooz said, "support be here in min i expect"
TennesseeDan said, "this had is one in a million!"
TennesseeDan said, "we all win something right?"
Hungus1975 said, "i'm all in"
dillydill32 has returned
dillydill32 said, "aarrggg"
TennesseeDan: brings in for $1
bob labah: raises $2 to $3
SpeedyZ: calls $3
Shooz: calls $3
HOSS: folds
Hungus1975: raises $3 to $6
sushiboynyc: folds
TennesseeDan: calls $5
dillydill32 said, "my kid needed to go pee"
bob labah: calls $3
SpeedyZ: calls $3
dillydill32 said, "thrilled"
Shooz: calls $3
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to Hungus1975 [6s] [6h]
Dealt to TennesseeDan [2h] [Qc]
Dealt to bob labah [8s] [9c]
Dealt to SpeedyZ [4c] [Jc]
Dealt to Shooz [7h Kd 5c] [Qs]
Pair on board - a double bet is allowed
Hungus1975: bets $6
TennesseeDan: calls $6
bob labah: calls $6
SpeedyZ: calls $6
Shooz: calls $6
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to Hungus1975 [6s 6h] [4h]
Dealt to TennesseeDan [2h Qc] [Tc]
Dealt to bob labah [8s 9c] [5h]
Dealt to SpeedyZ [4c Jc] [7d]
Dealt to Shooz [7h Kd 5c Qs] [Kc]
Hungus1975: bets $6
TennesseeDan: calls $6
bob labah: calls $6
SpeedyZ: folds
Shooz: calls $6
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to Hungus1975 [6s 6h 4h] [Ad]
Dealt to TennesseeDan [2h Qc Tc] [6c]
Dealt to bob labah [8s 9c 5h] [3d]
Dealt to Shooz [7h Kd 5c Qs Kc] [7s]
Hungus1975: bets $6
TennesseeDan: calls $6
bob labah: calls $6
Shooz: calls $6
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to Shooz [7h Kd 5c Qs Kc 7s] [5s]
Hungus1975: bets $6
TennesseeDan: calls $6
bob labah: raises $6 to $12
Shooz: calls $12
Hungus1975: calls $6
TennesseeDan: calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bob labah: shows [6d 8d 8s 9c 5h 3d 7c] (a straight, Five to Nine)
Shooz: shows [7h Kd 5c Qs Kc 7s 5s] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
Hungus1975: mucks hand
TennesseeDan: mucks hand
bob labah collected $154.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $157.75 | Rake $3
Seat 1: HOSS folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Hungus1975 mucked [9h 9d 6s 6h 4h Ad Ts]
Seat 4: sushiboynyc folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 5: TennesseeDan mucked [4d Qd 2h Qc Tc 6c Th]
Seat 6: bob labah showed [6d 8d 8s 9c 5h 3d 7c] and won ($154.75) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 7: SpeedyZ folded on the 5th Street
Seat 8: Shooz showed [7h Kd 5c Qs Kc 7s 5s] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens

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anyone got a quick explanation of the site and avatar beneifts?