commentary thread for travis's stake

um for the failtards i'm backing my good friend travis with 50 buyins of $3.25/45 sngs and he's going to roll up thousands before we split the profits. this thread will be used to give commentary for hands.

i can dodge bullets baby!

PokerStars Game #22218670417: Tournament #121862965, $11+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/11/20 20:04:01 ET
Table '121862965 3' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: texthgr8 (1460 in chips)
Seat 2: wbmustang (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: valadarespok (1620 in chips)
Seat 4: DevinCottbus (1530 in chips)
Seat 5: wagers6 (1480 in chips)
Seat 6: fivefifty (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: mtlbigrats (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: Lockett64 (1460 in chips)
Seat 9: BtrLckNxtTme (1460 in chips)
wagers6: posts small blind 10
fivefifty: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to fivefifty [Qs Qc]
BtrLckNxtTme is disconnected
BtrLckNxtTme is connected
mtlbigrats: folds
Lockett64: raises 20 to 40
BtrLckNxtTme: calls 40
texthgr8: raises 1420 to 1460 and is all-in
wbmustang: folds
valadarespok: calls 1460
DevinCottbus: folds
wagers6: folds
fivefifty: folds
Lockett64: folds
BtrLckNxtTme: folds
fivefifty said, "QQ"
*** FLOP *** [3c Th 2d]
*** TURN *** [3c Th 2d] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [3c Th 2d 8c] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
texthgr8: shows [Ah Ad] (a pair of Aces)
valadarespok: shows [Ks Kh] (a pair of Kings)
texthgr8 collected 3030 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3030 | Rake 0
Board [3c Th 2d 8c 9s]
Seat 1: texthgr8 showed [Ah Ad] and won (3030) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: wbmustang folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: valadarespok showed [Ks Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: DevinCottbus (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: wagers6 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: fivefifty (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: mtlbigrats folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Lockett64 folded before Flop
Seat 9: BtrLckNxtTme folded before Flop

random chat with the man that rides on chrome

[21:10] completedonkbag: LOLERSKATZ!!!
[21:11] solomon92612: hello my brother
[21:15] solomon92612: ...
[21:16] completedonkbag: are u aware that i am riding on chrome son?
[21:16] solomon92612: i guess
[21:16] solomon92612: "are u fuck'n kidn' me?"
[21:16] solomon92612: LOLERSKATZ~!
[21:17] completedonkbag: gods honest truth holmes
[21:17] solomon92612: ok holmes
[21:17] completedonkbag: no, but seriously though, the reason why i msged u
[21:17] completedonkbag: i need to borrow money
[21:17] completedonkbag: ill pay u back ASAP
[21:18] solomon92612: fishy
[21:18] completedonkbag: send me 500, im gonna sit 30/60
[21:18] completedonkbag: and ill pay u back as soon as i get up 1k
[21:18] solomon92612: LOLERSKATZ!!!
[21:18] completedonkbag: ill kick in an extra 10
[21:18] solomon92612: i am good with calculations, and the expected returns dont seem that high
[21:18] solomon92612: sorry
[21:18] solomon92612: pathetic scheme
[21:18] completedonkbag: for realz?
[21:19] solomon92612: why do u need to sit at 30/60?
[21:19] solomon92612: even neverheeb just sits at 5/10 with 500
[21:19] completedonkbag: thats where the money's at
[21:20] solomon92612: ok but u have to get assfucked by neverheeb first
[21:20] solomon92612: and ship a video
[21:20] completedonkbag: dude
[21:20] solomon92612: then i ship 500 stake
[21:20] completedonkbag: yer being unreasonable
[21:20] solomon92612: am i?
[21:20] solomon92612: i was as reasonable as u were
[21:21] solomon92612: ok how about 10/20
[21:21] solomon92612: should be good enough money there
[21:21] solomon92612: u down?
[21:21] completedonkbag: u shipping the stakes?
[21:21] solomon92612: $1,000 to play 10/20 and we split profits
[21:22] completedonkbag: u send me 1,000 and ill sit 50/100 with druff
[21:22] solomon92612: come find me
[21:22] solomon92612: fivefifty
[21:22] completedonkbag: im up about 1.5k on him lifetime
[21:22] solomon92612: its a play money stake
[21:22] solomon92612: ok i can only ship 600
[21:23] solomon92612: oh damn
[21:23] solomon92612: u have to have at least 1000 in your account to transfer
[21:23] solomon92612: sorry man
[21:24] completedonkbag: thats bogus man
[21:24] solomon92612: i can't help u tonight
[21:24] solomon92612: i'm pretty sure someone richer like MattJohn69 has higher probabilities of staking ya
[21:25] completedonkbag: k, GFY

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[22:17] solomon92612: FML
[22:17] solomon92612: OMG
[22:17] solomon92612: u bang that bitch yet?
[22:17] Tilt Monkey 007: who's fml?
[22:18] Tilt Monkey 007: what is fml i mean?
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