Wow...

Haven't been on here in like a year. Somebody wanna give me a rundown of the past year's events?

What the fuck...

Happened?

www.derrickcomedy.com

Some funny shit on that site...

Why Don't Some People...

Get a fucking clue...


I'm over at this girl's apartment who i have really liked for the past 5 months. My buddy tags a long, so he can help me out...

Well, eventually we end up in the girl's room and me and her are lying next to each other. She starts coming on to me and I play back a little...And my friend (who's sitting in a chair) will not leave the damn room. He makes a comment about being hungry, so the girl says "Go get some food in the kitchen." I follow, "Yeah, just go grab somethin'." Dude responds, "Nah, I'm fine. I'll just wait." I look at him and kinda move my head towards the door and he just sits there. Well, I had to leave like 10 minutes later and never got to fucking makeout with her...

God damn it. Why didn't the fucker get a clue? I bitched him out once we goot back to the car, but DAMN IT! MOTHER FUCKER!

I know no one gives a shit, I just needed someone to tell this to at 5:00 in the mother fucking morning.

DAMN IT.

Jean-Claude

I need a good laugh...Anyone got the link to that GIF of Van Damme doing that gay-ass little dance?