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Any Jazz lovers?

Ok, The girlfriend is coming over tonight after we go out drinking and shooting some pool. She wants to do massages but wants me to throw some jazz on during this because she likes it. Im not a jazz fan particularly, but if it leads me to splashing several times, its going in. So whats a good jazz album to massage/talk/fuck to?

Little help?

Golf question

What does it mean in heads up play when it says like "Johnson Wins 7 and 6" or "Woods wins 3 and 2" or whatever. What is that?

Whats the oldest woman you've ever been with?

So today I take my break at work (I run a poker room) and head over to the food court to grab a slice of pizza. The woman behind the counter, who've I breifly talked to a few times before, is an absolute MILF. She's about 40, and she looks almost exactly like a petite latin version of Jane Seymour. She made some flirty comment, and before I knew it, I was basically telling her I would smash her box with the vigor of a drunken sailor. She asked if I would give her private poker lessons in a voice and look fit for the opening to a porno scene. I smiled and got back to work because I had shit to get done. About an hour and a half later, when it was time to go home, I stopped back by and gave her my business card which I had written my cell phone # on. Literally within 2 minutes she sends me a text telling me to call her any time and to stop back in tomorrow and see her. We shot a few texts back and forth and basically we are going to fuck within a matter of days.

So.. the oldest woman Ive been with was 33, and I was 21 at the time. Im 31 now, and Im guessing shes 40. Whats the oldest woman you've ever fucked, and why or why not was it good? Stories please... I wanna know what I might be in for here..

I understand this opens me to several pictures of 80 year old grannies with baseball bats up their assholes and such, but a few good inside scoops would be helpful..

That new cop movie with Ed Norton

Anyone see it? Is it good?