Ok, I finally believe that site=joke

I think it's finally time I show you guys something, and at this point I have no doubt in my mind that site truly = joke. I've really completely had it with all the bs I've experienced at that site. It really is nothing but endless coolers and retarded beats. I play only circus games on every site, and haven't played one single game all year that didn't have a tard present. Whether or not you think I'm a good poker player, there is zero chance than I can be -ev in any game when someone in the game is shooting off like a retard.

Below are my 2008 results in poker, 15/30 to 100/200 limit holdem.

AP


UB


Cake


Stars




Should I send a Hugh'esque "Dear Fucking Gaybirds" letter to stars support?

Blueberry Flavored Tea

This sissy shit doesn't taste so bad, discuss.

Should Jewdonk Have His Posts/Day Limited?

Maybe it's just me, but I really hate looking at gay anal trains while browsing the web. David Robinson is one thing and is pretty funny, but nothing is funny about 3 guys getting rammed in the ass, that's just fucking gross... and nobody except OneStepAhead wants to see it. Jewdonk's posts used to be entertaining to me, now it's just the same shit in every god damn thread, and I think he really tries his best anymore to derail any kind of semi-serious discussion.

You seemed like a cool guy when I met you Marty, but dude you're out of control and the nonstop rants and attention whoring in every thread needs to stop imo.

WSOP Final Table Winner Wagering

The folks at matchbook (shout out to TR) were cool enough to put out WSOP winner props for us at my request. I'll most likely personally be seeding a lot of the offers and hopefully profiting, but whatever you'll get much better odds there than you will anywhere else.

This is probably one of the only time per year where I try to handicap rather than a technical play. It made the FT more fun when I watched it live two years ago.

UB signed me up for Playboy

Wife brought in the mail today chuckling and told me "your playboy came". Obv I'm a man of the 21st century and get my porn on the internet and have little reason to pay for a playboy subscription. Anyway, I'm looking at the cover wondering how the hell I ever got signed up for this, and then I figured it out. On my UB account I actually messed up my name when I signed up, and it reads Michaewl instead of Michael. One look at the name on the cover and I figured it out instantly.

I thought it was funny, thanks Russ. So much better than the swimsuit calendars all the sportsbooks send.