your chance to be the Thomas Jefferson of NWP

If the druff's sister, inbred sue and fckvwls incidents have taught us anything, it is there are rules, but nobody knows what the fuck the rules are; therefore, I offer a simple solution: the men, women, and transgendered of NWP must gather and create a governing constitution.

This assembly would be comprised of wise and far-sighted representatives freely elected by the membership of NWP and henchmen of Dread English Tyrant, his majesty Tony G.

Once and for all, we could codify the rights and limits of censorship as well as other issues vexing our collective. Plus, it'd be a total drama bomb.