So if I phrase my insults like this it meets the Dan Druff Filter?

Todd is such an ugly socially awkward loser that he can only date girls that are not physically attractive.


(post a pic of Todd's Girlfriend to back up my insult)

Fucking retarded druff if you cared about Miri you would log off and save her the shame of dealing with this.

The baby in the simpsons with one eyebrow

I'm 26 years old and 6"3" 200 pounds


In high school my best friend was Steven we hung out everyday smoked weed all the time and always dated girls where the other dated their friend. Steven thought his friendship to me was worth more than my friendship to him, after we had a little fight I told him off and we were no longer friends. He got expelled from my high school so I didn't see him for a year. One day I saw him when he tried to get back into school and we talked he said that we can't be friends because I talked shit about him...... big fuckin deal.


Well I was wrong It was a big deal cause 10 months after that I was called to another persons house to drop off some pot. After I got the money from inside the house I went to the backyard to get my bike. Steven was there and walked up to me. Thinking all he wanted was to say high or get high I said want some nice pot.... he said "nice chain" (I had a $1000 gold chain on) he ripped it clean off my neck. Next thing out of his mouth was "nice bike" 4-5 people who were sitting in the area he came from stood up and walked towards us. Scared and knowing I had a few hundred in my pocket a decent watch and some rings on I decided getting out of there was the best decision. I biked sooooo fast away and that was that...kicking myself for being a pussy

Shane a friend of mine saw him within a few weeks of this happening and gave him a few shots in the head and kicked him when he went down. Chuck (steven's best friend) pulled my friend off Steven. This happened in a bar with lots of people around, still gets talked about 6 years later.

This girl I tried to bang when I was 14 that I bump into from time to time tells me about 3 years ago told me that she is dating Steven (they have gone out for years) also this girl lives in a suburb of my city so It's fucked they crossed paths also steven has the same birthday as me)

I'm still friends with Shane and see chuck a lot when I'm as Shane’s house. Chuck is still best friends with Steven and Chuck would drive me home if we were hanging out at Shane’s house. Always on my mind thinking that my nemesis would be sitting in the same car seat as me within 15 min (he would be on the phone with him saying I'll come by for you).


I started a job 3 weeks ago (cause I suck at poker and can't win anymore, first job as an adult) and I'm talking to this guy i work with named phil. I know him from the same persons house I got robbed at. Steven comes up in conversation with Phil and I learn steven comes to the store sometimes. In my mind I'm thinking that I’m going to see steven at work. Thinking about what I would do.


I'm at the gym today I have been going for 7 months and I'm a lot bigger then i was when I started (In high school I was 6"3" 170) now I’m 200. Steven was 6"2" 180 when he robbed me and is still the same. I had dumbbells in my hands about to do some fly’s when I hear someone laughing I turn around and get lightly brushed in the face with a rolled up towel "hey what's up man" steven says laughing "oh so your big now"

"don't hit me in the face with your towel it's disrespectful" I say 1mm from his face". The extra inch I have on him helps me a lot cause I'm looking down at him when I say it

"oh man I’m just saying what's up" still laughing and talking to me in a way implying I should be scared of him. I grab his towel because he keeps trying to brush me in the face with it. “ If you keep touching my towel we can take this outside”


"you robbed me last time i saw you and your supposed to be my friend"

"oh yeah ha-ha your still mad about that, Your supposed to be my friend and you talked shit about me"

"so what I talked shit about you I didn't rob you"

"You want to go outside" steven says

"yes I do" I feel myself shaking like I missed my flush and I'm bluffing the river to take the pot. I have never been in a fight sense I was 15 I have no idea if this guy is stronger then me or is with anybody to back him up.

After walking 50 feet with him in front of me we reach a set of stairs that take you to the main floor to go outside. Steven stops and asks me If I really want to do this. We talk shit back and forth and I still don't back down right in face saying yeah I talked shit I don't care lets go outside. He asks me again to go outside I say yes. This time I walk in front get half way up the stairs and realize he walked the other way. My friend Conor walks up to him at this point and says "I saw the whole thing you are a fucking pussy" to steven

More shit talk goes on and he says there are witnesses and there is a place and a time. I say the place and time is now He walks away and at this point I hear people talking saying "these guys are going to fight" a dozen or so people stop doing whatever they were doing and are watching us. 15 feet away now I say "what you on probation still from your coke charges and are scared to spend a day in jail you fucking pussy"

"don't talk about my charges" he says

At this point I am livid if he didn't walk away I would of swung at him for sure. Conor looks at me and says "if you don't leave right now we will get kicked out of the gym, he offers to get my clothing from the change room and I run up the stairs to leave the building with everyone looking at me.


It took me 3 hours to calm down after this. I am very happy with my poker face but wish It did get outside. My mindset is its worth the chance of getting beat up if means that I don't have to take shit from people.

What does NWP think? Should I have swung at him and get kicked out of the best gym in my side of town or him asking me to go outside, then having him back down is an even bigger victory.

Either way I was strutting around town like i just blew my load on cassie's clit ring. 6 years of wondering what I would do when I finally did see him, Standing my ground and having a friend see It to tell everyone about it.

trolling is the internet faggots.

Can Nwp go one day without posters calling others trolls? That shit is old , it's the internet equivalent of "no I'm not you are" 3rd grade response to an insult.

EVERYONE IS A TROLL we all log on to see what's going on with other people and "follow" their stories/lives/bullshit.


Typical thread on nwp (Not "the other site " wonder why they have better threads anyways)

Some loser makes a post

Another idiot posts insulting them

Same moron that started the thread and/or another douchbag calls the responding poster a troll, be more original the "troll" took the effort to insult you come back with something other then pointing out what he's doing (and you do it too, trolling trolls see that shit all the time)

Calling someone a troll takes no effort you are on the same level because your post is unoriginal and boring.


This is the internet people you log on to see WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY and agree/disagree with them.

FUCK YOU LA DODGERS!!!

2/3 days my team wins and yet it's not good enough to have the best record in the majors. Lose a few in a row already bunch of fucking winners.

JAYS MOTHERFUCKER

I'm sorry Jewdonk

I understand why you were nice to the bleeding cuntbag. You did this so she would feel comfortable and give us a never ending supply of entertainment.

Thankyou sir and good work!