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29 Nov 2008
Going to play in our weekly 5/10 PLO game at the local Casino / watch the home town boys get their ass kicked by OU.

The game has 2 millionaires in it and the rest are just regular daily 1/2 NL players. The rich guys basicly want to get 1k in the pot preflop and run 5 cards out and see who wins. You can expect a straddle every hand or someone to pot it in the dark. I usually buy in for 1k and get hammered when I flop top set and they decide to play with all of it etc.

I'm huge winner off these guys playing hold'em but they've been burying my ass playing PLO. I know I'm getting unlucky and shit but should I change my strategy? Thinking about short buying these ass holes and just repopping all in every time I get a good hand preflop.
18 Nov 2008
Over the weekend I made a quick trip to Vegas to see UFC 91.

I've been to Vegas many times but nothing crazy has ever happened. I've heard some good "what happens in vegas" stories but have never really been apart of one. My plane left from Tulsa Oklahoma at 7am. At around 8am local time we arrive at Phoenix for a quick layover to unload some passengers and pick up others. I'm sitting in the 2nd row and all the sudden see one of the hottest chicks I've ever seen come threw the door. On a scale of 1-10 she had to be in the 11 range. The plane was starting to fill up in the back and she asked if it was OK if she sat by me. Of course I immediately start making room for her and we take flight. It took me about 5 minutes of this chick blabbering for me to figure out she was fucking wasted. She then told me she had been at the airport bar since 6 waiting on the next flight out and had been drinking the entire time. She asked me if I would drink with her and at first I was like no, it's a little early for me to start but she kept on so of course I begin drinking. After a few drinks she starts getting really really friendly. She asked me what I was going to Vegas for and I told her I was just going to see the fight and she then says "Really? do you want to go get married?" Now I'm fucked up and before my mind has a chance to process what she just said I replied "Fuck yeah why not?"

Anyways we continue to drink on our way to Vegas. We land at the airport and she tells me she's staying at the Wynn, I told her I had a rental car and would give her a ride. We went to get on the shuttle and she said if we're going to have to take a shuttle to get a rental lets just take a cab. Well I had already paid for the rental so I was definitely picking it up. She said she was just going to take a cab and told me to call her later. I count on getting a fake # but dialed it and told her she should have my # in her phone. She called me 5 minutes later for no reason but I at least knew I had the right #.

Fast forward 20 minutes later and I'm getting off of the rental car tram and I'm looking for my carry on (only bag I took). The driver says their is only 1 bag left and it is definitely not mine, my bag was a red and silver Ogio bag and the only one left was solid black. Basicly what ended up happening was i was so fucking drunk I just grabbed a bag out of the overhead and never even fucking looked at it. It had a name on it and I realized it was the flight attenedants who had been bringing us the drinks the entire flight. Now I'm in vegas without clothes or anything and my phone goes dead about 20 minute later FUCK!. Others I've told this story to asked why I didn't just go get a charger from Walmart or some shit but I was fucked up, never even entered my mind.

I did get my luggage back the next day but didn't bother calling the chick, However about 2 hours before I left I got a random text message from her that just said "YES!"
10 Nov 2008
http://pokerati.com/podcast/tao/TOP-4-5.mp3

"the slut call, I heard that a few times"
1 Sep 2008
so I use the nick FNdonkey on about every poker site and got this email today from UB


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My reply,

My username comes from the english words Fucking, and Donkey
often used together in disgust when describing a players ability.

If I have to pick 3 names I would like

FNsuper_users
suckmyFNdick
and close_my_FN_account
22 Aug 2008
Anyone else find it hillarious that they fight under the WTF rules?


BEIJING – With taekwondo already rumored to be on the brink of Olympic elimination, the sport was doing everything it could to avoid even the slightest shock of controversy.

On Friday, it was struck by lightning.

In a chaotic episode that might ultimately prove to be the tipping point to Olympic doom, American two-time defending gold medalist Steven Lopez was eliminated from gold-medal contention on a controversial referee’s decision. Lopez would go on to win bronze in the 80-kilogram weight class, but not until after his team leader, Herb Perez, had filed a protest and then ripped the World Taekwondo Federation (WTF) for intimidation and gross mismanagement of the sport’s rules and oversight.

“When (poor judging) happens to you, you’re told to shut up and not say anything because of what will happen to you, or what will happen to the sport,” Perez said. “If this is truly what taekwondo is about, maybe taekwondo shouldn’t be in the Olympics. Maybe they should fix it.”

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Perez was furious after a string of events that began when Lopez – who hadn’t lost a match since 2002 – was docked one point in his quarterfinal match against Italy’s Mauro Sarmiento. A referee determined Lopez had used a “cut kick,” which is essentially kicking away an opponent’s blow below the waist. Perez maintained that Lopez had merely raised his left leg in defense on the foul, and Sarmiento had kicked into Lopez’s leg in an attempt to draw a point deduction.

Lopez’s lost point cut his 2-1 lead into a 1-1 tie in the third and final period of the match. He eventually lost in sudden-death overtime.

What came next had the WTF scrambling on the defensive as Perez came out with some serious allegations. First, he said the protest wasn’t properly handled – that the Olympic Competition Supervisory Board didn’t respond for 45 minutes, well outside of the allotted 15 minutes typically allowed. Second, Perez said they were given little explanation as to why their protest had been deemed “unacceptable.”

“Unacceptable could mean anything from we didn’t file the papers properly to we didn’t use the right color pencil,” Perez said. “… Under the WTF competition rules, we should have been notified about the decision, the criteria, the methodology used, what evidence was presented,and what referees were reviewing it. We were not.”

But that wasn’t even the bombshell. Perez said that, in a June taekwondo conference, the heads of the 25 teams which attended were asked to sign an agreement not to file any protests at these Olympic Games in hopes of avoiding a controversy that could further put the sport’s Olympic future in jeopardy.

“We were manhandled,” Perez said. “We were threatened not to protest at this event. I think that needs to be said. We were made to sign a document not to protest for the betterment of taekwondo. It was a very big thing. There was a table, you went up to the table, (and) you signed the document. You signed it in front of the secretary general (of the WTF) and you gave him the document.”

Perez said he was approached again by WTF officials on Friday after his protest was denied. This time, Perez said, they were asking him not to speak to the press.

“I was asked to compromise (again) five minutes ago,” he said. “They said, ‘Don’t tell anyone.’ The head of the WTF came to me and said, ‘Don’t speak to the press.’ The secretary general said, ‘Don’t do this.’ (Secretary General Jin Suk) Yang and (WTF president Chungwon) Choue said, ‘Herbert, don’t do this. Think about the future.’ ”


BEIJING - AUGUST 22: Steven L…

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The WTF’s director of public relations, Seok-Jae Kang, vehemently denied coaches had signed a “no protest” pact, calling the claim “nonsense.”

“It is not an agreement. I would call it a resolution,” Kang said. “A resolution on fair play. … It was ‘Do your best to ensure fair play and judging.’ Appealing is up to them. It’s their right and their rule. They can appeal.

“Ask him the right wordings (on what he signed).”

Kang said officials from the WTF were not prepared to respond on Friday night, but pointed to a June release on the body’s Web site, which touted “Participants in WTF Olympic Coach Seminar Adopt Resolution on Fair Play.” The release lists some lines from a document signed by coaches at the event, including an agreement that signees would “respect and accept the judgment and decisions of the refereeing and technical officials in all taekwondo competitions.”

Clearly, Perez believed that to mean that coaches were being leaned upon not to protest at the Olympics. But Kang said that interpretation was “a matter of opinion.” Another coach, Iran’s Kiarash Bahri, didn’t attend the June meeting, but he said he was never told explicitly not to protest.


Bronze medalist Steven Lopez o…

AP - Aug 22, 10:07 am EDT
“The WTF wanted everybody to have more self-control, and if they want to make a protest, take the correct procedure actually, not to jump up and down and make a ruckus, raise a lot of noise,” Bahri said. “Take the correct procedure to go about it, file the complaint and then they’ll decide. But it wasn’t like, ‘Don’t make a protest.’ ”

The ugliness marred an otherwise positive story for taekwondo, which had seen a generous amount of coverage as Lopez and his two siblings, Mark and Diana, had captured medals in their respective weight classes. Mark Lopez captured silver in the 68-kilogram division, while Diana Lopez took bronze in the 57-kilogram weight class.

“(WTF officials) don’t think about the repercussions until after they make a mistake,” Steven Lopez said. “They know the power we have as a family and bringing limelight to our sport. By no means do I want to bring this sport down. I love this sport. But sometimes in any sport there are judges, there are politics involved. Unfortunately, there’s not supposed to be that in any of the sports, but you see it all the time. Whether it be gymnastics, boxing, it happens.

“There are bad calls all the time. This is one of the times that it happened to me. It normally doesn’t, but it happened. It sucks.”

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