I have this neighbor across the street who everyone has told me to watch out for and that she's a huge bitch. That said she's always been super nice to me. I've always been a gear head and any time she would have a problem with her mower or weedeater or something I would fix it for her. I have about 8 motorcycles in the driveway right now and the other day I was out working on one when she came up and asked me if I could fix her mothers weedeater, I told her I had some stuff I needed to get finished and I would get it going. The next morning I see her walking back to her house with the weedeater, she came over and grabbed it out of the driveway, I figured no big deal she didn't want to wait.
Today I'm out cleaning up my race bike when she stops and asks me if the builder had ever given me a copy of the neighborhood covenants, I've been in my new house about 2 years and told her I have not seen anything. She said well I'm not wanting to be the bitchy neighbor or anything but you do have alot of stuff around here so you might want to look over a copy. She then hands me about 5 pages worth of stupid shit and on the front hand written is judge (crossed out) and my name under it?????
I told her I'm aware I have quite a bit of stuff around there and want to be a good neighbor and all but some of this shit is rediculous and I'm by far not the worst offender. I might also add I live outside of city limits.
A few noteworthy things
No more than 2 vehicles in the driveway. I'm sitting at around 5 (3 people live here)
The guy behind me has a dozen or so cars and is a bad ass custom paint and body man. She even brought him up and said no one has ever forgiven her for turning him in and that he went and got a signature from everyone in the neighborhood saying they didn't mind.
I'm in the process already of building a 6 foot privacy fence around about 2.5 acres and putting most of my vehicles and shit back there out of site but I just think it's fucking hillarious that as soon as I don't drop what I'm doing and do something from her she turns on me.
no livestock or poultry, I really have no fucking problem with this but the people down the road have fucking goats.