Eat That Watermelon

Bottomset

To answer your question..

How is your artificial hand? I read you cut off your human hand in a meat cutter. Tough break (no pun).


Not quite. It was mangled in a food processor. Its healing fine I just can't close it, open a beer, jerk off, etc..

A hello, a goodbye, and a warning.

There are few enough here that will read this that I corresponded with. Fewer still that care.

I used to be an active user, its no secret that I have posted less, and less...and..le.s...s over the past couple of years. Unfortunately my last hiatus was not over my own volition. I was involved in a work place accident which has resulted in the loss of use of my right hand. Workers comp and all the sit on your ass and collect tax money is fine and dandy the problem is I was planning on starting culinary school in less than a week. The whole situation has been very upsetting.

The kicker about this whole thing is, it wasn't just an accident. I was putting together a food processor that the sous chef had rigged to start automatically without turning it out. Obviously you can put two and two together and my hand was severly fucked..probably will never be the same. I can only hope the surgeon did a good job stitching the tendons back together.

Ive done enough blabbing, commence the nooses, black cocks, and domestic violence fabrications.. I had lost interest in postting a very long time ago. I have a very long and trying time of pysio ahead of me to get my career back on track. Wish you all the best, still love you guys. It's been fun..I will still lurk. I never really did fit in here anyway lol. Thanks for everything Micon, Druff. Goodbye =)

PS. The things you think can never pose a threat can hurt you the most. Stay safe guys

My first real date

The month of June has been an interesting one. The 25th marked two months to the day since I had broken up with my girlfriend (the one in the most recent video I posted), and to be quite honest, she took a lot of my thunder with her. I haven't felt the urge to get myself back out there, or meet anyone..none the less this two month drought hasn't really been bothering me. Porn is actually pretty good these days.

I'm going back to school in the fall and I don't have any interest in taking out a student loan so I've just been working my ass off this summer, working 6 days a week mostly 10 + hour days. I've been very active and feel and look the best I ever have and it's really made me realize how bogged down I have been over the past few years in relationships.

So anyhow, rewind to a few days ago. There is a girl I went to highschool with a couple years younger that I never spoke with that added me to facebook (godbless that site) and we shoot the shit for awhile and eventually decide to meet up. She initially offered coffee.. "fuck that" I said. "lets grab a drink"
Oh ok cool she responded..with a little happy face. So the game was drawn. I get home from work after an awful day, getting terrentially rainpoured, and nearly struck by lightning. I crack a beer and play some micro nl waiting for her to call. Not too much later my phone goes off, and it's a text from her apologizing saying she can't make it tonight. "Mother fuck" I just respond back, oh alright, no worries..and a few minutes later she sends me another text saying hold on a minute I really wanna go. She then gives me a call and we set a time and place.

The bar she suggested was called Moes. Which brought back nostalgic feelings. It's very close to my old highschool and I used to come here all the time back in the day. Just your basic bar/pub. Cheap pitchers (13$) and greasy food.

So I pound back the rest of my beer, jump in the shower and get myself dressed. I decide on very casual attire. Nice fade jeans with a T and dockers. No hat obv.

She told me she didn't want to get drunk tonight but I decided not to drive and just walk it as it was fairly close and I had entirely other intentions about "not getting drunk" and knew I just had to get that first tequila shot in her and it would change her mind.

Dressed, feeling buzzed, and with an impish grin on my face, out the door I went.


(to be continued)

Don't read this thread.

So I don't play poker anymore, but I just had this hand happen and it made me laugh. Obv pennies but just the fact that all three of us basicly made the nuts..good times. And yes I know I played the hand like a donk but I'm playing happy meal stakes and I'm drunk so I'm just shooting off.

PokerStars Game #29781333718: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2009/06/25 18:59:02 ET
Table 'Pawlowia IV' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: aquelito ($9.05 in chips)
Seat 2: wheel ($9 in chips)
Seat 3: dvm395 ($11.75 in chips)
Seat 4: Shamanka0704 ($2 in chips)
Seat 6: SWAT_FACE ($1.85 in chips)
Seat 7: FRico85 ($1.85 in chips)
Seat 8: chipcountr72 ($9.50 in chips)
Seat 9: jhon24 ($3.45 in chips)
dvm395: posts small blind $0.05
Shamanka0704: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to chipcountr72 [5c 6c]
SWAT_FACE: folds
FRico85: folds
chipcountr72: raises $0.20 to $0.30
jhon24: folds
aquelito: calls $0.30
wheel: folds
dvm395: folds
Shamanka0704: raises $1.70 to $2 and is all-in
chipcountr72: calls $1.70
aquelito: calls $1.70
*** FLOP *** [5d Qd Kc]
chipcountr72: checks
aquelito: checks
*** TURN *** [5d Qd Kc] [6h]
chipcountr72: bets $2.60
aquelito: raises $2.60 to $5.20
chipcountr72: raises $2.30 to $7.50 and is all-in
aquelito: calls $1.85 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.45) returned to chipcountr72
*** RIVER *** [5d Qd Kc 6h] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
chipcountr72: shows [5c 6c] (a full house, Sixes full of Fives)
aquelito: shows [Qc Qs] (a full house, Queens full of Sixes)
aquelito collected $13.45 from side pot
Shamanka0704: shows [Kh Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Sixes)
Shamanka0704 collected $5.75 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.15 Main pot $5.75. Side pot $13.45. | Rake $0.95
Board [5d Qd Kc 6h 6d]
Seat 1: aquelito showed [Qc Qs] and won ($13.45) with a full house, Queens full of Sixes
Seat 2: wheel (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: dvm395 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Shamanka0704 (big blind) showed [Kh Kd] and won ($5.75) with a full house, Kings full of Sixes
Seat 6: SWAT_FACE folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: FRico85 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: chipcountr72 showed [5c 6c] and lost with a full house, Sixes full of Fives
Seat 9: jhon24 folded before Flop (didn't bet)