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Absolute Poker "Experiment"

So you've been "experimenting" over at AP... What was your hypothesis? Testing method? Results?

Druff in Jail?

Anyone know anything about this rumor?

$10K NLHE FreeRoll?

I'm brainstorming here... I should preface this thread by pointing out that it's directly realted to this NWP thread.

I have a "day job" of sorts (I own/operate a few businesses). It pays all of my bills, builds up a nice nest egg, all that. However, I actually make more playing online poker. No shit. Which brings me to my point... My poker income is more or less play money. I use it to buy cool shit, donate to a few charities, take care of my friends and relatives, and to fuck around in all sorts of interesting ways. So I wonder what would happen if I used a $10K chunk of earnings (a little less than half of what I've made at Absolute Poker so far this month) to give hundreds if not thousands of other poker players an incentive to fuck with cocksucking dirtbag scammers such as Justin Smith and Dustin Keenan. Of course I don't wish to be held responsible for what people do... So how could this work? I'm thinking that a seat in the big freeroll event could be obtained by sending me some video of you delivering your own personal brand of justice to a lowlife scammer.

Ready? Discuss... Micon, please weigh in.

A Justin Smith wanna be...

Ladies and gentlemen, we have another fucking scammer in our midst and his name is Dustin Keenan. He hails from North Bay, Ontario, Canada and fancies himself a professional tourney player (yeah, right). Table names on Absolute Poker are DUSTINKEENAN and CASEYLUVSU. I think his Ulitimate Bet table name is DustinKeenan7 but I might have the number wrong.

He agreed to trade with me, $2000 to him on AP and $2000 to me on Stars. We started it with $1,000 to him on AP after which he was supposed to post $2,000 to me on Stars (his idea) then I'd post the other $1,000 to him on AP. You know the rest... Little cocksucker took the money and ran. Yes, I'm a dumbass for trading with him...but that's not the point. He's a fucking thief and a liar and justice must be served.

There's a thread about this at http://forum.absolutepoker.com/index.php?showtopic=9933 for your reading pleasure. I plan to dedicate a web site to him at http://fuck.dustinkeenan.com in the very near future.

If anyone knows this prick, has photos of him, knows where he's living now, has cell phone numbers (I have addresses and phone numbers of family members)...give it up so that justice can be served. His world is about to fall apart. He has no idea how pissed off the poker community gets when someone fucks around and scams. He'll be on Absolute Poker trying to pull this scam again and again...