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Marty the Mighty

oMeGaFuReY: marty, I have a serious question for you so don't auto reply with tilt
ripptyde64: wtf do you want
oMeGaFuReY: lol, see
oMeGaFuReY: anyways
ripptyde64: if this is another dumbass question like how am I am 42 and looking for stakes you can blow me dude
oMeGaFuReY: you say we didn't give you enough money right? I was wondering, what you think you would need to actually get a roll going
oMeGaFuReY: calm down
ripptyde64: I never said that
oMeGaFuReY: Not saying we're gonna give it to you, just curious what you thought is an adquate stake
ripptyde64: i never said it wasnt enough money I just thought it was fucking retarded your boy is trying to sit at a cash table I was completely dominating and then try to bust me with rags......that was fucking retarded....I tilted the rest off almost on purpose for spite
oMeGaFuReY: lol
ripptyde64: go ahead post that on nwp
oMeGaFuReY: nah, i just couldn't resist it the other day
ripptyde64: good man...hope you got your enjoyment for the day
oMeGaFuReY: but in general, im not out to talk shit about you, I know you think I am, but I swear if you weren't such a cynical dick to me I would've been a friend to you and thrown you stakes in the future
oMeGaFuReY: I don't know why he sat and did that, and it is counter productive obv
oMeGaFuReY: dish is telling me to post this
ripptyde64: well when you consider the level of crap I have been though on that shithole maybe you would understand my cynical attitude
ripptyde64: to be loyalty is the most important element of any partnership
ripptyde64: poker or otherwise
oMeGaFuReY: yeah, because you were so loyal, busting a stake out of spite
oMeGaFuReY: not only stupid on principle, but also because you fuck yourself over
ripptyde64: when one of my stakers shoves 5/2os into my raise after joining my table ? your partner is a fucking cheesdick holmes
ripptyde64: dude follows me to a low limit cash game....(incidentally I was sitting with like 20 bucks and had it up to almost 130) and your boy shoves into me and thinks its funny to snap me off with rags
ripptyde64: not like its someone else....its one of the guys backing me
ripptyde64: gimme a fucking break'
oMeGaFuReY: haha yeah, well, i think he was assuming from the beginning he was basically burning money
ripptyde64: i was trying to run that stake up and what happens ? one of my backers sits down trying to bust me
ripptyde64: if you wanna get serioius about backing me in MTTs...feel free...but that was some bulllshit
ripptyde64: left a pretty fucking sour taste in my mouth
oMeGaFuReY: I've been throwing michael stakes all week just because i like the kid, but it's pretty clear he's not ready to make any money
ripptyde64: I didnt give a fuck after that I felt the whole thing was basically a set up to embarrass me on nwp...which you moreless proved after you posted the whole episode
oMeGaFuReY: nah, it was more just for our entertainment not NWP's
ripptyde64: i was very stoked to get you guys stepping up and was rolling along nicely until your retard buddy shoves 120 bucks into my reraise with 5/2os and snaps off my Kings
oMeGaFuReY: lol, I'm gonna meet up with Weiss in AC in a few months I think
ripptyde64: 'our' roll was at 180 at that point.....after that hand...yep damn right I tilted the rest off for fun
ripptyde64: Weiss has some nerve ripping on me
oMeGaFuReY: and then dissapeared for a month
oMeGaFuReY: which was really classy btw
ripptyde64: yep...not just for you guys....for the whole black cock thing peewee was perpetrating every time I posted
ripptyde64: posting on nwp was getting to be useless regardless of content
oMeGaFuReY: lol ya, internet poker forums suck for the most part, each of the major 3 all have big holes
ripptyde64: dude if I was gonna run a scam it would be better executed than for 100 bucks
ripptyde64: i needed a break from that toilet
ripptyde64: well look at the people posting on all 3
ripptyde64: pretty much degens looking to steal money any way they can get their grubby mitts on it
oMeGaFuReY: exactly, we as a group of people are super lethargic lazy idiots
ripptyde64: am I 42 years old yes
ripptyde64: am I kinda broke yes
ripptyde64: am I a good person yes
ripptyde64: I am not a scammer
ripptyde64: no matter what anybody says
ripptyde64: compared to most of the degen motherfuckers on NWP I am mother theresa
oMeGaFuReY: really, mother theresa?
ripptyde64: pretty damn close to it
ripptyde64: compared to those fkrs
ripptyde64: esp weiss I mean jesus christ
ripptyde64: how can anybody compare me to that fat fuck
ripptyde64: i owe 25 bucks to Vegas1369 thats about the extent of my debt
oMeGaFuReY: well, to be fair to weiss, he is still young and has time to change, when you're 42 you kinda get set in your ways and won't change
ripptyde64: ok thanks for your input...have a nice day
ripptyde64: Ill never be fat and I will never scam anybody ...period
oMeGaFuReY: you act like what you do is better than what he does, he seems to feel genuinely bad and didn't have to repay anyone. You on the other hand comeback after over a month long nap, and start off where you left off
ripptyde64: ok if you are gonna defend weiss you can stop right there
ripptyde64: the guy is a fucking toilet bug any way you slice it...he is a manipulator.....he owes thousands of dollars to god knows how many ppl
oMeGaFuReY: you could stop being such a joke and change your life around if you wanted to, but it's so obv all you care about is coming off better than a bunch of 25 year old kids, and being a braindead idiot half the time. If you really want your life to change you should stop acting like such an idiot all the time and focus on your shit
oMeGaFuReY: Just chill out, Chris Crocker
ripptyde64: quit thinking my posts are a mirror image of my true persona...this is a message forum bro
ripptyde64: I post for shock value
ripptyde64: get real
oMeGaFuReY: that's sad if truw
oMeGaFuReY: true
ripptyde64: I entertain and I dont mind being the butt of the jokes
ripptyde64: ok well I can see this conversation is almost over
oMeGaFuReY: ya the last 10 mins I've been buttering you up to make for a good read for NWP
oMeGaFuReY: ty for playing along
ripptyde64: gonna be real funny when I start playing again and get back into form
oMeGaFuReY: Form? hahahaha, you're a clown
ripptyde64: Ill expect your post shortly dickstain
oMeGaFuReY: man, come up with some better insults too
oMeGaFuReY: that is some weak shit
ripptyde64: so suck on weissmans fat stubby penis you douche
oMeGaFuReY: hahahaha
ripptyde64: next time you feel like throwing down a stake....here is some good advice...dont try and bust him in a cash game....you and your fag partner are both no talent fucks
oMeGaFuReY: lol, I didn't do that marty
oMeGaFuReY: talk to dish, he will be in this thread

Aim: A Jewdonk Story

So, this was a convo I just had with Jewdonk on AIM. I tried so hard, but god damnit, I just couldn't help myself.



[00:50] oMeGaFuReY: sup jewdonk
[00:50] Ripptyde64: hey nice thread on my 'staking adventures' ty so much
[00:51] oMeGaFuReY: lol, no harm meant, i even defended you
[00:51] Ripptyde64: next time tell your boy not to try and bust his own investment in a cash game
[00:51] oMeGaFuReY: haha
[00:51] oMeGaFuReY: ya i agree that was weird, but he's a weird fuck
[00:51] Ripptyde64: snapping off 3/4 of my stack shoving into my raise with KK ...wtf
[00:52] Ripptyde64: I was sitting on almost 160 bucks
[00:52] oMeGaFuReY: what have you been up to since then?
[00:52] Ripptyde64: and it was all comin back to both you guys what was that all about he thought it was funny
[00:52] Ripptyde64: staying the fuck away from nwp thats what
[00:52] Ripptyde64: sick of the negativity there
[00:52] oMeGaFuReY: ya, they miss you i think
[00:52] Ripptyde64: and tired of being under the gun
[00:53] oMeGaFuReY: good, smart
[00:53] Ripptyde64: and peewee posting that black cock gif every single time I post Im just not into it anymore those losers dont deserve me
[00:53] oMeGaFuReY: lol
[00:53] Ripptyde64: get pee wee banned and Ill come back
[00:53] Ripptyde64: i dont need that bs
[00:53] oMeGaFuReY: lol
[00:54] Ripptyde64: Ive never scammed anybody my entire life ...if you guys think I was 'working' you for a lousy hundo well get real man
[00:54] Ripptyde64: now I got this scammer label on top of the rest fuck that Im peacin out of that shithole dude
[00:54] oMeGaFuReY: I clearly stated I didn't/didn't care if I lost anyways
[00:55] oMeGaFuReY: so its fine
[00:55] Ripptyde64: yea well strange after all was said and done there is a cap laden thread on my 'staking' adventures
[00:55] oMeGaFuReY: i didnt post any convo's, and I defended you with ppl, I'm the closest thing to a friend you have there sir
[00:55] Ripptyde64: the way I look at it...just another concerted effort to humiliate me so whatever dude
[00:56] Ripptyde64: not sayin you arnt
[00:56] Ripptyde64: not sayin your my best buddy either...bottom line is watch your ass on the interweb
[00:56] oMeGaFuReY: obv
[00:56] oMeGaFuReY: big day tomorrow
[00:57] Ripptyde64: smart money would stake me for MTTs and keep it quiet but I really dont care man
[00:57] oMeGaFuReY: lol, well, i win the ME I'll ship you a stake
[00:57] Ripptyde64: i just got the impression that was a set up to dog on me
[00:58] Ripptyde64: my rep makes it difficult to get a decent backer because I go on forum tilt....but my MTT record is better than 99% of the fuckin queers on nwp they can all blow me
[00:58] oMeGaFuReY: dont blame ya
[00:59] Ripptyde64: dude I dont even care about getting a backer I just bought a new Volvo I have a good job I am doin fine....a few weeks ago I was a broke dick so sure I was fishin for a few bucks and then wham I get crucified so fuck all that
[01:00] oMeGaFuReY: ya i know man, I was tell you back i august that too, just stay away from it, it does you no good
[01:00] Ripptyde64: either you trust someone for their ability and their word or you dont....I feel like I got set up what can I say....100 bucks is shit to me .....at the time I was a broke ass and bored sittin at home...but ya know what things change really fast and look at my MTT record...I am gonna throw this back in a lot of faces one of these days when I hit a nice score
[01:01] oMeGaFuReY:
[01:01] Ripptyde64: well if you wanna throw me down a stake Ill take it but not from you and your boy who thought it wad funny to shiove 160 bucks into my KK raise with 2/5os and snap me off I still dont get that shit man
[01:02] oMeGaFuReY: lol
[01:02] Ripptyde64: I had that hundo up to almost 220 in less than 6 hours and homeslice drops in and raped his own investment what the fuck is that
[01:02] Ripptyde64: so tell him to shove that 50 dollar stake up his punk ass
[01:03] oMeGaFuReY: i didnt have anything to do with that, and I know you're not gonna believe me, but it doesnt really matter if you do or not I suppose
[01:03] Ripptyde64: http://www.autoweek.nl/images/480/7/a86dc5...9c604001bd7.jpg << my new ride
[01:04] Ripptyde64: mine is forest green though...and fully loaded...I have a sicker looking back end and the power moonroof...oh and the turbo package
[01:04] oMeGaFuReY: i have to get back to working bud, take care
[01:04] Ripptyde64: plus way cooler looking 17 inch rims....not ghetto...classy
[01:05] Ripptyde64: no you seem cool to me all the time its cool just see where I am comin from man
[01:06] oMeGaFuReY: I do, but I wasnt just saying that to leave, I gotta book like 500$'s worth of gridning before I go to bed
[01:07] Ripptyde64: how about backin me 1 on 1 then ...nothin big dude but I would rather deal with someone who isnt gonna watch me kill all day and then shove rags into my raise chasing me into a low limit cash game I was destroying
[01:08] oMeGaFuReY: I would if I wasn't stuck 10k in the last 6 weeks, I'm just waiting until I can reload in a few days
[01:08] Ripptyde64: shoot me 130 and Ill grind 6.50 (45) mans all day tomorrow .
[01:08] Ripptyde64: thats 10 buy ins
[01:08] Ripptyde64: wait no
[01:09] Ripptyde64: lol thats 20 buy ins
[01:09] oMeGaFuReY: I'm working with a 500$ roll
[01:09] Ripptyde64: what happened to the guy playing 10/20 6 weeks ago
[01:09] Ripptyde64: is this his evil post tilt twin
[01:09] oMeGaFuReY: lol
[01:10] oMeGaFuReY: nah, i left 7k after a cashout
[01:10] oMeGaFuReY: then repoped for 3k in sepetember and lost that in 8 days, but im doing way better, been playing a different kind of regement
[01:11] Ripptyde64: ok well slide me 52 thats 8 buy ins to the 6.50s...Im waitin on almost 3k in commissions in 10 days but buying that C-70 sucked the life out of me
[01:11] oMeGaFuReY: nah I can't take anything out of what I got, I need it all to make sure I make it by just in case
[01:12] Ripptyde64: welcome to the ghetto feels good doesnt it
[01:12] oMeGaFuReY: lol, its not exactly all that, I just gotta take breaks or grind my way up when I go busto early in the month
[01:12] Ripptyde64: well shit dude at least your rollin with 5 hundo shoot me somethin Im bored as fuck I just came back from a boring ass party
[01:13] oMeGaFuReY: lol, its not happening, if I get in tomorrow or come into some money then maybe I can help you, maybe
[01:13] Ripptyde64: ok i got it
[01:13] Ripptyde64: a 12 dollar turbo 180 man
[01:13] Ripptyde64: ship the 12 bucks you cheap fuck
[01:14] Ripptyde64: Im just bored
[01:14] Ripptyde64: looool
[01:14] oMeGaFuReY: hahaha, you very well may be bored, you still arent getting my money though
[01:14] Ripptyde64: i just wanna play man otherwise Im gonna just surf porn and pass out gimme something to live for
[01:15] Ripptyde64: lol can even come up with 12 bucks lol you fuckin jewboy
[01:15] Ripptyde64: cant *
[01:15] Ripptyde64: i can deposit I just dont want to
[01:15] oMeGaFuReY: lol, wtf do I look like your wallet, go do a moneygram if your rollin in it
[01:15] Ripptyde64: i can deposit I want to play for someone else thougj
[01:15] Ripptyde64: if its my money I play like a donk
[01:16] Ripptyde64: my game always comes out when a backers $$ is on the line
[01:17] Ripptyde64: $594.00 for 1st in that tourney thats 297.00 each wake up man this is the investment of the century for you you'll just donk it off on a flush draw anyway
[01:17] Ripptyde64: loooooooool
[01:18] Ripptyde64: lol i dont care either way man Im just fuckin with ya
[01:18] Ripptyde64: im not that hard up for 12 bones
[01:18] oMeGaFuReY: lol yes, thats assuming you win, I'm not putting my ability to play for the next two days in the least bit of jepordy b/c u wanna play a sng, no, no no no nononononono
[01:18] Ripptyde64: see above
[01:18] oMeGaFuReY: haha ok
[01:18] Ripptyde64: ok so ship the 12 bones
[01:18] Ripptyde64: man up
[01:19] Ripptyde64: dont make me deposit otherwise I gotta wait 2 days to put the cash on my paytru card that fkn sux
[01:19] Ripptyde64: so did it hurt when you got circumsized you fkn jew
[01:20] Ripptyde64: are you and micon cuddle buddies heh
[01:20] oMeGaFuReY: man I'm sorry but I gotta post this
[01:20] oMeGaFuReY: its just too good
[01:22] Ripptyde64: obv
[01:22] oMeGaFuReY: you just make it too easy, I'm sorry man, later
[01:22] Ripptyde64: pms are called pms for a reason

Funny Chat in 5k Horse, enjoy.

APerfectGent: surprized u didn't have rolled up deuces or somin
Dealer: Game #12344950542: TheTakeover wins pot (660)
zangbezan24: surprised jj backed u in this
APerfectGent: 100k freezeout?
zangbezan24: lol
APerfectGent: oh, wait you went broke to a german donk.
APerfectGent: nvm.
APerfectGent: sry
APerfectGent: my b
Dealer: Game #12344956435: dgang wins pot (1980)
zangbezan24: yep, thats why im playing this, busto
Dealer: Game #12344971676: Tom McEvoy wins pot (660)
APerfectGent: FPPs ftw
Dealer: Game #12344980310: TenthPlanet wins pot (660)
Dealer: zangbezan24, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act


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