Serial Fail LOCK OF THE WEEK

CMONEY HAS BECOME FAGGOT AND QUIT POSTING HIS LOCKS.

I AM STEPPING UP TO FILL HIS SHOES.

THIS WEEK TEXAS TECH -35

THIS IS NOT SOME BULLSHIT "REVERSE" LOCK. TEXAS TECH FTW SFOBV.


SELL THE KIDS SOUL AND THEN DOUBLE YOUR MONEY AND BUY THE SOUL BACK FROM THE DEVIL AND THEN SMACK THE DEVIL IN THE FUCKING MOUTH WITH IT AND RUN OFF TO THE MOTHER FUCKIN BANK.



TEXAS TECH -35 SFO

ATTN: Ucnt

I am in a bit of a stuggle here this week.

Steve Slaton or Willis McGahee?

McGahee is leading the league in touchdowns and is doing a very good job at taking the starting spot from Ray Rice. But he is still splitting carries.

Steve Slaton is a featured back but he has been subpar this year.


What do you think?

ATTN: Miami Hurricane fans

Sweet parenting skills.

2009 College Football Bets

Let's get this shit started:

Utah -20.5
Oregon +4
Nevada +14
Oklahoma State -5.5
USC -34.5
Texas -40.5
Oklahoma -22
Colorado -10.5

What do you do next?

You are at work playing some poker. It is a 180 man turbo so you can't leave without knowing you will blind out and there are about 45 people left so you don't just want to throw the buy in away, but you really have to take a shit. Not just a shit, a horrible "I shouldn't have eaten a burrito for lunch" kind of shit. You start playing super aggro knowing you will either bust and get a nice big stack, and the second option comes to fruition.

After a while the inevitable happens and you bust and you run to the employee bathroom. You drop trou and cop a squat. You unleash the fury on the porcelin and you are releived. You smile to yourself and pull out your phone to text a friend and tell him you are laughing about the sounds you just made, then out of the corner of your eye you see the toilet paper dispenser and your worst dream has come true, the dispenser is empty. Your eyes dart around the stall frantically searching for some stashed in the corner or under the toilet but it is to no avail. The only thing in there with you is a trash can and a medium length sheet of toilet paper on the ground next to your feet, which appears to be unused. This is the only stall in the bathroom so wadling to another and grabbing the TP there is not an option. There are two paper towel dispensers next to the sink, but waddling out there with your pants at your ankles could lead to a loss of your job if someone else walks in.

What do you do?!