mens health

Rather than whip my underwhelming penis out in front of my female doctor - I once again turn to the internet for advice.

Every 2 or 3 weeks without fail the tip of my uncircumcised penis becomes red and itchy - this always passes a few days later (which seems odd) and I tend to foget about it. I wish I could say it was caused by rampant unprotected sex but no this lil soldier has been out of combat for a while now - although I do have a date with an attractive policewoman later this week..

Anyone experienced anything similar?

converting youtube songs straight to ipod

Converting youtube songs straight over to my ipod never occured to my tiny little brain before now. Especially good as I likeR&B and hiphop and theres a ton of dj sets, remixes, blends and live performances I can just cross over with this.

http://download.cnet.com/Free-YouTube-to-M...&tag=button

Link is of course safe

When its loaded just paste the youtube URL into the box, click download then when its done click the folder icon and open in itunes. simples

Probably a moonlanding to most but if I can touch just 1 persons heart then its all been worth it

How do I fill a 16 month hole in my CV

Ive been pretty much bumming around for the last 16 months playing poker, eating delicious takeaways, watching internet porn and tv/movies. Dont get me wrong I love all that stuff but for my physical and mental well-being I feel its time to suck it up and start working for the man again.

So what do I do about that troublesome gap on my employment history without looking like a complete loser, I mean I can't put poker player right? I know the collective greatness of NWP can come up with something plausible. The best answer will definately go in as I am stumped.

Grubby Euro slagggg sells virginity online for 8k with 45 year old man

Tax authorities in Germany are poised to claim 50 per cent of the money that a teenage student earned for 'auctioning' her virginity because they claim it was 'tantamount to prostitution'.
Romanian-born Alina Percea, who is a student in Germany, was paid ??8,800 in cash for a weekend of sex with the Italian businessman after she auctioned her virginity online.

But tax officials in Berlin regard the 18-year-old's act as 'nothing more than prostitution'.
Prostitution is legal in Germany - but it is heavily taxed.
'It is not a moral standpoint but a fiscal one,' an official said. 'Prostitution is not an illegal act in Germany, but not paying tax on earned money is.
'Consequently we are assessing her case and it looks likely she will have to pay around half of the sum she gained.'
The Romanian-born computer studies student's visa allows her to work in Germany for 90 days - even as a prostitute.

One tax expert said: 'Even if she was taxed as a purveyor of erotic moments, or whatever she wants to call what she did, she would have to pay tax on it. Prostitution is merely a means for the bureaucrats to pin her down for a claim.
'She would have been better off keeping quiet about this strange transaction.'
It also emerged that, because Alina earned so much in such a short time, she may even be liable for a hefty VAT bill too.

VAT in Germany works out to 19 per cent, meaning the sale of her virginity could land her with just over ??3,000 in the end.
'When we have hard figures then we can make an accurate assessment,' said a German inland revenue spokesman.
Alina, who studies in Mannheim, told how a 45-year-old Italian businessman took her virginity with unprotected sex at a luxury Venetian hotel.
'I liked the man and got on with him well. He didn't look 45, and he seemed much younger.




8k?? really??

Is this too much??

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