Who has 3+ dogs?

I have two dogs who are moderately well behaved and only drive me semi-crazy. My wife called me shortly after I flew back from Gallup, NM (so bad) and informed me that her friend was going to drop off her dog, which she adopted 2 days ago as a stray, and that I would have to watch it all evening. Fortunately, the dog is a total sweetheart and hasn't pissed on anything yet that I know of. My question is, how in the living shit can you deal with three dogs on a daily basis? Is it just insanity all the time? It's like fucking wild kingdom in my house. The little one is smart enough to hide under the couch where the other two can't get to her. It's impressive problem solving for a 12 week old puppy, but it just makes the other two stand next to the couch and bark at her.

I only have to deal with it for one night because I fly to Indy tomorrow. Who all is going to be in Indy this weekend? Unfortunately, Wiz moved. I had been trying to talk him into a meeting. Wiz, come back, I miss you.



That's about a 4" gap under the couch.

Preview of a President Obama press conference

A skit from the The Richard Pryor show, which aired for 4 episodes on NBC in 1977.



The woman from the the Christian Women's News (my favorite part at 4:47), he would later marry twice. Check out his fucked up marriage history-

1. Patricia Price (1960 - 1961) (divorced) with 1 child named Richard Pryor, Jr.
2. Shelly Bonus (1967 - 1969) (divorced) with 1 child named Rain Pryor
3. Deborah McGuire (September 22, 1977 - 1979) (divorced)
4. Jennifer Lee (August 1981 - October 1982) (divorced)
5. Flynn Belaine (October 1986 - July 1987) (divorced) with 1 child
6. Flynn Belaine (1 April 1990 - July 1991) (divorced) with 1 child
7. Jennifer Lee (29 June 2001 - 10 December 2005) (his death)

It's not too surprising since he didn't exactly grow up with a normal family structure.

Born in Peoria, Illinois, Pryor grew up in his grandmother's brothel, where his mother, Gertrude L. Thomas, practiced prostitution. His father, LeRoy "Buck" Pryor (a.k.a. Buck Carter) was a former bartender, boxer and World War II veteran who worked as his wife's pimp. After his mother deserted him when he was 10, he was raised primarily by his grandmother, Marie Carter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Pryor...life_and_career


I actually found that clip while looking for this clip:



My mom and I were joking on the phone last night about the line at 1:17.

I need Fantasy Football advice

I'm currently leading my main fantasy league and I really want to win some money. Any advice would be appreciated.

This league starts 2 RBs, 2 WR, and a flex position (RB/WR/TE).

My team consists of-

Ryan Grant against NO, with the 19th ranked rushing defense. He's been playing pretty well for the past month and has been finding the end zone.
Larry Jonson against Buffalo, with the 18th ranked rushing defense.
Maurice Jones-Drew against Minnesota, with the 2nd ranked rushing defense.
Anquan Boldin, the #1 WR in fantasy football
Roddy White, the #3 WR in fantasy, BUT he only practiced on Friday, is listed as questionable, and is facing the Panthers 5th ranked pass defense
Dwayne Bowe against the Bills 13th ranked pass defense

I need to bench one of those guys, and right now I have Roddy White out because he's officially questionable, but he told the Atlanta paper that he expects to play. Who should I sit?

My other decisions-
Playing Jay Cutler against Oakland over Eli Manning against Arizona.
Playing the Minnesota D against Jacksonville over the Carolina D against Atlanta.

I also have Chris Chambers and Sammy Morris, but those guys need to have one good game before I consider starting them.

Badugi running on Stars

After months of play money bullshit, Stars finally opened up real money tables. Right now they have a full line of S&Gs ($1-$200) but only $0.50/$1.00 limit cash games. I'm sure that will be expanded.

If you've never played it, it's an awesomely straightforward game with subtle strategy and easy math.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Badugi

Go check it out.

Mormons stealing dead Jew souls

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/11/11/baptizing...s.ap/index.html

Baptism by proxy allows faithful Mormons to have their ancestors baptized into the 178-year-old church, which they believe reunites families in the afterlife.

Using genealogy records, the church also baptizes people who have died from all over the world and from different religions. Mormons stand in as proxies for the person being baptized and immerse themselves in a baptismal pool.

So ridiculous on so many levels.

But Ernest Michel, honorary chairman of the American Gathering of Holocaust Survivors, said that is not enough. At a news conference in New York City on Monday, he said the church also must "implement a mechanism to undo what you have done."

Is this guy demanding that the Mormons invent an un-baptism ceremony and then perform it?