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Kid keeps shitting in the sink

Okay since there aren't any forums for things like this and i love the pokerz I figure I'd make a thread about it here and maybe you guys can help me out.




My 9 year old son is potty trained, but every time he goes to take a shit, instead of planting his butt cheeks on the toilet seat he hovers over the sink and leaves a huge pile of feces right next to our soap tray. I keep telling him that's not the way to do it and my wife and I even demonstrated the correct way to do it, but it goes in one ear and out the other. He even has gone so far as to smear it on the wall, as some sort of marking of his territory.


I hear that one of the owners of this site, Bryan Meecon, has a similar problem, but his involve shitting the bed. Maybe Mr. Meecon you can provide some help on this matter?


$100 bucks on stars for the first person who can get my kid not to shit in the sink.


Thanks again.

felon

acesburied (10:47:45 AM): hey man can you hook me up with 10 bucks on Cake I'm fucking broke

acesburied (10:48:13 AM): i get my check this fri i can ship back 15 if thats cool thx man

Can someone find a gif for me will ship 10 on stars

The gif where the dude does tehe biggest line ever, someone please find it and post it for me IMMED

Memo to the Lakers

I know it's only Game 1 but do not be fooled by the numbers Tim Duncan had in the N.O series. He was constantly doubled and forced to give up the ball. If you continue to single him with that 7ft piece of eurotrash that plays no defense (that you stole in an illegal trade from Memphis I might add) it's gonna be a long, brutal series for the Lakers.