Bad Cat Story

So the other day a few friends and I took our boats out to Lake Mead for the last trip of the year. Driving out there I was in front towing my boat, followed by another two friends towing their boats. Depending on where you are launching from, driving out to Lake Mead is a drive through some pretty rough desert terrain. When we get to the launch area the guy that was 3rd in line driving out comes up to me and my other buddy and says to him "hey man, about 5 miles back a cat popped up in the back of your cabin, looked around like it was shocked and confused as to where it was, and then jumped out of the boat and rolled a bit, then took off." My friend whose boat it hopped out of said "good, I'll bet it was that fucking cat that kept pissing in my boat and leaving paw prints everywhere, serves it right."

Now, I love cats, and this immediately upset me. I asked the guy that saw this go down why he didn't stop, and he said "fuck that, I fucking hate cats." Meanwhile we had some girls with us, including his girlfriend and they were all just as upset over this as I was. Me being the pussy lover that I am, told them to go ahead and launch and I would catch up to them, I had to go look for the cat. They laughed at me and took off. Two of the five girls came with me and we went searching for the feline, but were unable to find it. Poor little guy was most likely coyote food later on that night. UGH! We went back out to the Lake and tried to have a good time, but I felt really bad for the cat, as did most of the girls, so it definitely wasn't the good time we had planned on having. Definitely put a black cloud on an otherwise perfect day.

Yesterday my buddy who owns the boat the cat jumped out of calls me and says "dude, I'm definitely going to Hell. My neighbor, who is a minister, came over to my house, along with his two 8 year old twin daughters who were both in tears, and asked me if I had seen their cat. I told him no, but man I feel really bad now." LOL.... No shit. Karma's a bitch.

According to Vegas...

The Vegas sports books have decided that the Phillies have won game 5 and are paying off all bets claiming the game was official after 5 innings and the half of the 6th doesn't count. Phillies were up 2-1 after 5. Just imagine if you have the Rays to win, and they do. On top of that, according to the rules they are completely wrong in saying this was an official game...

A called game ends at the moment the umpire terminates play.

EXCEPTION: If the game is called while an inning is in progress and before it is completed, the game becomes a SUSPENDED game in each of the following situations:

(1) The visiting team has scored one or more runs to tie the score and the home team has not scored;

(2) The visiting team has scored one or more runs to take the lead and the home team has not tied the score or retaken the lead. National Association Leagues may also adopt the following rules for suspended games in addition to 4.11 (d) (1) & (2) above. (If adopted by a National Association League, Rule 4.10 © (d) & (e) would not apply to their games.):

(3) The game has not become a regulation game (4 1/2 innings with the home team ahead, or 5 innings with the visiting club ahead or tied).

(4) Any regulation game tied at the point play is stopped because of weather, curfew or other reason.

(5) If a game is suspended before it becomes a regulation game, and is continued prior to another regularly scheduled game, the regularly scheduled game will be limited to seven innings.

(6) If a game is suspended after it is a regulation game, and is continued prior to another regularly scheduled game, the regularly scheduled game will be a nine inning game.

EXCEPTION: The above sections (3), (4), (5) & (6) will not apply to the last scheduled game between the two teams during the championship season, or League Playoffs. Any suspended game not completed prior to the last scheduled game between the two teams during the championship season, will become a called game.

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/rule4.shtml


This last exception is kind of funny. If for some reason the weather stays bad and they are not able to get this game in by Thursday, then the game WOULD be official and it would be over.

This Shit Put Me On Major Tilt...

As I've stated plenty of times, I am not really into politics. I find it very interesting, and I really enjoy reading all the banter that goes on here at NWP over all the political issues, but I rarely get involved in discussions involving politics. I will also tell you I will not be voting this year because I really don't like either candidate, and I despise the fact that each individual vote doesn't count. I got home from work today to read this sent from a girlfriend of mine... I just emailed her back and told her if she ever sends me any other dumb shit like this to lose my email address and phone number because she is too stupid to associate with.... Here's the email....


I think I'm going to be sick. This country is going to hell.


Revelations Chapter 13 tells us it is 42 months, and you know what that is.

Almost a four-year term of a Presidency.


All I can say is 'Lord, Have mercy on us!'

According to The Book of Revelations the anti-Christ is: The anti-Christ will
be a man, in his 40's, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with
persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal....the prophecy says
that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace,
and when he is in power, will destroy everything..

Do we recognize this description??

I STRONGLY URGE each one of you to post this as many times as
you can! Each opportunity that you have to send it to a friend or media outlet..do it!
I refuse to take a chance on this unknown candidate who came out of nowhere.


From: Dr.
John Tisdale
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Friends,

As I was listening to a news program last night, I watched in horror as Barack Obama made the statement with pride. . .'we are no longer a Christian nation; we are now a nation of Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, . . .' As with so many other statements I've heard him (and his wife) make, I never thought I'd see the day that I'd hear something like that from a presidential candidate in this nation. To think our forefathers fought and died for the right for our nation to be a Christian nation--and to have this man say with pride that we are no longer that. How far this nation has come from what our founding fathers intended it to be.


I hope that each of you will do what I'm doing now--send your concerns, written simply and sincerely, to the Christians on your email list.
With God's help, and He is still in control of this nation and all else, we can show this man and the world in November that we are, indeed, still a Christian nation!

Please pray for our nation !

TeamRazor

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