Daily site=joke moment

This thread is to laugh at the jokesite, not for strategy discussion.

I'll kick it off with this gem:

PokerStars Game #30070163362: Hold'em Limit ($30/$60) - 2009/07/03 18:08:22 PT [2009/07/03 21:08:22 ET]
Table 'Etamin' 10-max Seat #10 is the button
Seat 3: st138 ($280 in chips)
Seat 4: Re Sole ($744 in chips)
Seat 5: Kid Canepa ($529 in chips)
Seat 6: DrArpadElo ($3222 in chips)
Seat 7: Dan Druff ($723 in chips)
Seat 9: AffleckKGB ($975 in chips)
Seat 10: miikedavis ($900 in chips)
st138: posts small blind $15
Re Sole: posts big blind $30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dan Druff [As Ts]
Kid Canepa: raises $30 to $60
DrArpadElo: folds
Dan Druff: raises $30 to $90
AffleckKGB: folds
miikedavis: folds
st138: calls $75
Re Sole: folds
Kid Canepa: calls $30
*** FLOP *** [9s Ac 9c]
st138: bets $30
Kid Canepa: calls $30
Dan Druff: raises $30 to $60
st138: calls $30
Kid Canepa: calls $30
*** TURN *** [9s Ac 9c] [2h]
st138: checks
Kid Canepa: checks
Dan Druff: bets $60
st138: calls $60
Kid Canepa: calls $60
*** RIVER *** [9s Ac 9c 2h] [2s]
st138: bets $60
Kid Canepa: folds
Dan Druff: raises $60 to $120
st138: calls $10 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($50) returned to Dan Druff
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dan Druff: shows [As Ts] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
st138: shows [2c Ah] (a full house, Deuces full of Aces)
st138 collected $797 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $800 | Rake $3
Board [9s Ac 9c 2h 2s]
Seat 3: st138 (small blind) showed [2c Ah] and won ($797) with a full house, Deuces full of Aces
Seat 4: Re Sole (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Kid Canepa folded on the River
Seat 6: DrArpadElo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Dan Druff showed [As Ts] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 9: AffleckKGB folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: miikedavis (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

4th of July Fireworks in Vegas

I have always enjoyed a good fireworks display. I have been in Las Vegas since 2004, and have not ever done anything on the 4th of July.

Well, that's not true. I did win a bracelet on that day in 2005.

But as far as fireworks go, I've never seen them.

Here is a list of fireworks displays in the Vegas area:

http://www.reviewjournal.com/entertainment...july/#fireworks

Does anyone know which is the best fireworks show among these?

*** OFFICIAL *** NWP WSOP Main Event thread

Not sure which NWPers are playing today. I know that most people I spoke to are playing on the 6th. I am playing on the 5th.

My main event history is embarrassingly bad. I have never had more than 40,000 chips, never made day 2, and obviously never cashed. I have played it 4 times.

Post updates / comments / whatever here.

Pokerstars June bonuses

I just noticed that Stars is doing the same cash-for-FPPs thing as they have in the recent past.

Go to the VIP Store and click on Bonuses, and you can buy $8 for 500 FPPs, $16 for 1000 FPPs, and $160 for 10000 FPPs. That ends up being $184 for 11500 FPPs, which is a pretty good deal (1.6 cents per FPP). Ends June 30th (tomorrow).

Report: Micon encounter with Rick Astley tonight

More on this later.