http://www.totalpuff.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=228Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:56 am Post subject:
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I know that Booty made this thread because of an offhand comment that I made to her and Sane a year and a half ago.
I can and have sucked my own dick. I had a buddy back in college who had taken yoga for several years with the express intention of sucking himself off. Years later, I was employed in the framing layout business in California, and I spent ten to twelve hours a day in what amounts to a three point stance. Where before I could barely touch my toes, I could now, as a condition of my employment, put my my hands palm down on the floor in front of me. I realized one day that I could probably suck my own cock.
So, I went on a little camping trip. Me and my cock were going to be alone for the weekend, and this was going to be like no other camping trip ever. I brought several fifths of booze and got myself liquored up and took advantage of myself. My buddy had told me before that the way to do it is not to bend forward at the waist like you would suspect, but to lay on your back and flip your legs over your head. At that point, I had no problem doing this. I decided that my tent was lacking the necessary facilities, so I retreated to my hippie van. It is a 1985 volkswagen westfalia camper.
That van has about the best set up for self sucking ever. There are numerous things to brace against and push down on when you want to smack yourself like a ho and make yourself take it deeper. To make a long story short, I sucked myself off. I was only able to take about three inches, but I bitchslapped myself into taking more.
And when I came, everything changed. It went from an innocent jerkoff session to something very very gay. I swallowed because I didn't know what else to do. But then I spent weeks being grossed out by myself.
In conclusion, yes it is possible, but you need to have a fairly sizable wang and be very very flexible. But no, you don't want to do it. I have only rarely tried to take advantage of myself in the same way since then, and I have always talked myself out of it.