So my friend was leaving class one evening and was almost off campus when he passed some officers in a parking lot talking/chilling. Of course he slowed down past them and just went about his business, no big deal. Well one of the cops starts to get his bike and starts heading to pull him over like right b4 he gets out of campus. Most of the cops here are driving cars but cops around the student union are on bikes so they can patrol on sidewalks and such. Anyway, so the cop is pedaling away and tells him to pull over in a parking lot, so he does.
The cop starts explaining how he was pulled over for loud music, haha! His system in his car is totally stock and was no where near even turned up. So the cop writes the ticket, explains how it will only be 25 bux and so on. Well my friend is making jokes about the cop and just messing with him, nothing serious but clearly starting to piss the cop off cause he says its not a laughing matter. So he asks the cop, well what happens if I don't want to pay it. Which the officer responds that he will not be able to register next semester. Friend laughs again, and says well luckily for me I won't ever be registering here again, because I'm graduating on Saturday! So eventually my buddy tells the cop how bout we just make this a "graduation gift" and let him off with a warning, and my friend in return (it was a hot as shit day and the cop is breathing hard and sweating from riding all day) my friend would just "happen to leave" this unopened bottle of vitamin water he just got on the ground for the cop. And the key is happen to forget it because cop said they were not allowed to take gifts. So the cop stops writing the ticket and says ok have a nice day son...
He leaves the bottle, and starts to drive off. Gets back to the SAME LIGHT as before when the same damn cop is in front of him telling him to pull over. He pulls back over totally confused, cop says, "Now I'm writing you a ticket for littering, instead of $25, now you owe $150, wanna make any more jokes?"
Hahaha, total pwnage!!