Need a picture of a real nasty, hairy FUPA

Got into this new fantasy football league this year and my team name is the FUPA All-Stars. For my team logo on our website I want to use a picture of a real nasty, hairy FUPA. Anyone got a good photo of one I should use?

Where should I play in Vegas?

I'm in Vegas currently on my Honeymoon and have been given "permission" to go play some poker somewhere in town and need some advice where a good, soft game can be found. I want a 2/5 game and plan on buying in for $500. Any legit suggestions?

Where to find a good initial bonus for Stars?

I play a little online but mostly locally in B&M casinos. A buddy I play with there is looking to check out the online poker world a bit. He wants to go with a reputable company that allows US players so his first two choices are Full Tilt or Pokerstars. He has found an ad were he can get up to his first $600 matched on FTP (yes, I know they do not just do it up front and that you have to "earn" it by playing enough hands) which sounds pretty good. I was wondering if anyone knows the best matching offer like that for Pokerstars and if so where I could find it?

Need a good, free audio editing program

Can anyone recommend some good, FREE audio editing software for me? I used to use MusicMatch to change bitrates for .mp3’s (but the version of MM I like does not work on a computer with SP3) I use a small little program called Audio Scissors for cut and splice up .mp3’s. I would like to find a program that does the things above AND will allow me to convert files that are .mp3, .wav, and whatever else into whatever audio file type I would like. Oh yeah, I need it to rip CDs too. Any recommendations?

Product key for Office Ultimate 2007?

Does anyone have a GOOD, working product key they can give me for Microsoft Office Ultimate 2007? I am trying to bring back my laptop from the dead and I need this key. I tried to find a bunch on torrent sites and such but none of them worked. I would be willing to pay a small fee to someone that hooked it up successfully. Thanks