THIS FORUM IS TOO FILLED WITH DEAD BIRDS FRO ME

SEEMS LIKE EVERY THREAD IS THE SAME THING GET SOME FUCKING UMBRELLA HATS OR LIKE A CAT OR SOMETHING, OR PUT SOME RIVERS IN THIS SITE AND FLUSH OUT THESE FUCKING BIRDS IT'S RIDICULOUS AND FRANKLY I DON'T THINK I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT AT THIS POINT.

NOW AND THEN AN OCCASIONAL DEAD BIRD IS ONE THING BUT ITS GETTING TO THE POINT TO WHERE I CAN'T EVEN SHUFFLE MY FEAT WITHOUT CUTTING THEM OPEN WITH BEAKS AND BONES AND FRANKLY I JUST AM NOT DIGGING IT LIKE THEY SAY, THE KIDS I MEAN

MICON YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS THE ONLY REASON WHY WIZ THE ALPHABET ELEPHANT HAS LEFT YOU ALL FOR GOOD, MY TWINS ARE BOTH DEAD NOW, DRAGGED UOFF BY YOUR FUCKING CATS OR FLUSHED AWAY7 IN SOME RIVER AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO CARE BECAUSE A BIRD JUST FELL ON MY FUCKING HEAD

EVERYONE IS ASKING FRO UMBRELLA HATS BUT FRANKLY YOU DON'T EVEN OFFER THEM IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING STORE

LO AND BEHOLEASD;OJLV ANHSL; J3SUS FUCKING CHRIST A BIRD JUST FELL ON MY KEYBOARD AND YOU ARE SITTING IN YOUR GOLD HOT TUB COUNTING MONEY OR SWIMMING IN A MONEY BIN FULL OF DIMES LIKE UNCLE FUCKING SCROOGE AND YET I CANT EVEN A;SDLJHASL; TYPE FOR FIFTEEN SECONDS WITHOUT SOME DEAD BIRD RUNING MY FUCKING THRADS

NOT TO MENCHIN I CANNOT POST DIRECTLY INTO THE HALL OF FAME AS REQUIRED AND YOU AND DAN DRUFF DONT EVEN BELIEVE IN JESUS


YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT WHAT I AM SAYING TO YOU IS THAT THERE ARE DEAD BIRDS IN YOUR FOUM AND MAYBE ITS TIME YOU ALLOWED MORE RUSSIANS TO MODERATE THIS SHIT OR GET A FUCKING NEW CAT OR DIG A FUCKING RIVER BECAUSE FRANKLY I CANNOT STAND THIS THIST


I AM HEREBY LOGGING OUT PERMANENTLY UNTIL YOU FIX THIS FUCKING PROBELM

SEE YOU ON DECEMBER 8TH TWO THOUSAND AND NINE

I HAVE TO GO NOW


I AM SORRY TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE RALLIED BEHIND ME

AT ONE POINT MICON I WS HOISTED UP ON NWPS SHOULDERS AND YOU GUYS SANG FOR HES A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW

YOU PROBABLY DONT REMEMBER THAT

THATS OKAY WITH ME

I JUST CANT HAVNDLE THESE FUCKING DEAD BIRDS

UMBRALLA HAT?

MY ACCOUNT IS MESSED UP MICON

I CAN'T SAY THINGS DRIECTLY INTO THE HALL OF FAME?

WHERE CAN I GERT A FUCKING UMBRERLLA HAT

HAI MICON

I NEED A FUCKING UMBRELLA HAT BECAUSE ITS FUCKING RADING DEAD BIRDS BACK HOME IN INDIANA

WHY CANT I FIND ONE WITH A NUP LOGO ON IT

I LOOKET AT THE STOER BUT IT WASN'T IN THERE? I NEED ONE SINCE DEAD BIRDSARE FALLING MY ON FUCKING HEAD ?

HEI MICON

HAY MICHON

WHY DO NOT YOU HAVE UMBRELLA HATES ARE IYOU INTO DEAD BIRDS?




IT IS MY UDNERSTANDING THAT YOU HAVE A CAT BUT I DON'T AND THESE FUCKING THINGS ARE FALLING LIKE FUCKING CARZY


WHEN ITS WINDY ITS THE WORST BEFAUESE THAY WILL GO UP MY SLEEVE AND GET CAUGHT IN MY FUCKING ARMIPTIT OR MY ELBOW PIT WHICH I CANT MOVE SINCE I HAVE PARALIZED ARMS

I TYPE BY SMASHING MY FACE INTO THE CFUKCING KEYBOARDS BUYT THESE GODDAMN BIRDS ARE MAKEING ME MAKE MISTAKES AND I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING UNMBRESSLLA HAT MAN

WHY DONT' YOU FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE FANS MAN YOU'RE FUCKING HUGE

Dead Birds

If there are dead birds is this good or bad? I mean, what the hell can you really say or do in a world filled with dead birds? Personally, I dislike them but I am here to get the scoop on your position on dead birds and how to look one in the face and just accept it is there.

Granted, cats will take care of most dead birds but lo and behold, in a high traffic modern world cats can be hit by cars, they die and then it's up to dogs to take care of all the dead cats which are, IMHO, WORST of all dead animals.

What I am trying to say is that, in conclusion, in a world where dead birds fall on the street and cats have to risk their OWN LIVES, Anad SOME PEOPLE LOVE CATS, LIKE GIRLS>.... but anyways, there are dead cats and birds all over the place and, in the end, who really wamnts that?


Personally, I think that, in conclusion, dead birds are usually on the ground but I guess it's possible they might fall in the ocean or a river. In a place like venice, there are only RIVERS. Next time you are in venice take a deep breath and tell me, are you breathing in any dead birds?

Problasdfbly not man, because they fall in the rivers and we cant even breathes under the water?

In conclusion, what really does it mean that some birds are dead and falling on the ground? Should we get rivers in america and canada. I think so?

The end

Let's say you are playing a game of 1/2 No Limit

Let's say you are playing a game of 1/2 no limit poker on an outdoor table on the strip in Las Vegas, and like, a bird dies and falls on you. Should you finish the hand and discard the bird, maybe give it to like, a cat, or just ask the table to hold on for a second and find a cat to give that dead bird to. In the past, playing high limit Limit Texas Hold Em, when dead birds fall on you and or the table, how does this affect the play and should or should not you maybe wear an umbrella hat to protect your hand, Dan Druff?