DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy chair.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_lounge_chair_dwi blew a .29 and hit a parked car. not too shabby. LVRJ also had article in it tues about a man in reno who got 3 dui's from oct 2nd-oct 19th.

for two bad teams

buf@ jets. of course the bills would miss a fg with 4 secs left in reg to win the game, then jets run the worst fake fg attempt ever. Sanchez had a onster game so far compared to derek anderson last week 9/25 with for 4 picks for 113 yds while amassing a giant 11.3 passer rating.

TMMLK

dude, its almost 7pm. you better pull it together, and get your fucking laundry done. theres a long night of skyping, trollhating, and shout-outs to prepare for. Hopefully you can uncover more secrets this week, even if brandon tells you not to. BTW can i get a shout-out? Blame Canada.

coach pitino extortion

Louisville coach Rick Pitino told police that he had consensual sex with and paid for an abortion for the woman who has been charged with trying to extort him, the Louisville Courier-Journal reported on Tuesday.

Karen Cunagin Sypher was federally charged in April with demanding cars, tuition for her children and finally $10 million. Police interviewed Pitino, who is married, regarding the incident last month, and according to the newspaper, he said that he gave the woman $3,000 to have an abortion.

Rick Pitino reportedly revealed details of his relationship with a woman who has been charged with extorting him.
Police records obtained by the Courier-Journal show that Pitino said he had sex with the then Karen Cunagin at a Louisville restaurant where he had been drinking on Aug. 1, 2003. He denied Cunagin Sypher's allegations that he raped her at the restaurant and then again later at a different location.

Fucking pull out dumbass.

durrrr

durrrr sitting in the 1/2k 7game mix on FT. You guys think he is a soft spot in a big mixed game? just thought he played nlh and plo.