Dear Fucking Gaybirds,

Hello my NWP fagbags. I don't post here much and most of you don't know who I am but I am writing you to inform you that I am leaving these forums. I don't post here much but I have been here just about as long as anyone. I remember the beginnings with posts of something like Detective Druff accusing (rightly I am assuming, ship him the "Former NWP Underager" avatar) Slim1988 of being born in 1988. I believe Slim replied with something about how he likes things from 1988 (such as the Kool Aid Man) and was definitely not born in 1988. I also recall an article from the great Neverwin himself about how he can "feel" the frustration in the clicks of his opponents when playing heads-up and bloodbathing them. To which he obviously and rightly recieved criticism and ridicule.

I find that I waste too much time on this site reading. If I applied all the time I have spent on this site to playing poker my bankroll would be bigger and I would definitely be much smarter. This site, as many have said before, is too addicting and is hard to leave with just a quick 10 minute browse despite the fact that nearly everything posted on this site is gawbage. I believe this is the greatest forum on the interweb despite the fact that it has taken few steps with things like all of the eurodonks minus dappadan gheying up the forums, felon losing a few steps and staying in the game too long and getting owned on a regular basis (you need to get you shit quick or gtfo), all the pictures of marcus, and nearly all of the punching bags. The only strong posters left are weissman420 and scottyno. I find that I get on my computer to do some school work or to play some poker and end up spending an hour reading this hilarious and entertaining internet web site.

I am not writing this to be an attention whore or to get people to wish me a fond farewell. I am writing this for myself. I realize that I will get flamed if I ever do comeback, which is another reason that I never will.

Get Aids,

Fuck U Assholes

Chad Johnson

cried in his post game interview :cry: :cry: :cry:

:roll:

Different look at online gaming being banned

Maybe someone has already brought this up but, what about the affect this will have on the WSOP? I don't know the exact numbers but I know a large percentage of the ME entrants are online qualifiers.

fminc

got an fminc in my 10$ sng

missidaho

Hi.