How not to scam: Investment Banking edition

http://dealbreaker.com/2009/10/jeffrey-chi...eceivi.php#more

What are fair odds on suicide for this kid?

Best life run good streak

What's your best life run good streak? I'm in the midst of one of my best ever runs right now. All in last 2 weeks, I found diamond earrings hidden in my apt(valued at $5k), won a 1/12000 random drawing for free electronic shit, and got a pretty good job I didn't think I stood a chance to get(1/50 applicants). Also, my mediocre NWP fantasy team is about to be 6-0 and I just final tabled the only MTT I've played in weeks(only 400ish meh). There have to be some awesome run good stories out there. Just wish these things would even out a bit more. /sweetblog.noose

Couple fucks in Cowboys Stadium bathroom stall

NH sir, VNH

http://deadspin.com/5370499/couple-christe...bathroom-stalls

Guy tries to lift weights with his dick

http://www.turnto23.com/health/21102204/detail.html

Firefighters had to be called to an emergency room in Newport Beach to help save a man's penis when it got stuck in the hole of a steel dumbbell, Costa Mesa newspaper The Daily Pilot reported.

Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.

The man initially refused treatment but officials at the Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian explained to the man if he waited any longer to remove the fastener the flesh in his penis would die.

Firefighters used a saw to cut through the metal ring. Authorities said the whole procedure took about two hours.

Who was the first US President?

http://www.news9.com/Global/story.asp?S=11141949

OKLAHOMA CITY -- Only one in four Oklahoma public high school students can name the first President of the United States, according to a survey released today.

The survey was commissioned by the Oklahoma Council of Public Affairs in observance of Constitution Day on Thursday.

Brandon Dutcher is with the conservative think tank and said the group wanted to find out how much civic knowledge Oklahoma high school students know.

The Oklahoma City-based think tank enlisted national research firm, Strategic Vision, to access students' basic civic knowledge.

"They're questions taken from the actual exam that you have to take to become a U.S. citizen," Dutcher said.

A thousand students were given 10 questions drawn from the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services item bank. Candidates for U.S. citizenship must answer six questions correctly in order to become citizens.

About 92 percent of the people who take the citizenship test pass on their first try, according to immigration service data. However, Oklahoma students did not fare as well. Only about 3 percent of the students surveyed would have passed the citizenship test.

Dutcher said this is not just a problem in Oklahoma. He said Arizona had similar results, which left him concerned for the entire country.

"Jefferson later said that a nation can't expect to be ignorant and free," Dutcher said. "It points to a real serious problem. We're not going to remain ignorant and free."

Question % of Students Who Answered Correctly

What is the supreme law of the land? 28
What do we call the first ten amendments to the Constitution? 26
What are the two parts of the U.S. Congress? 27
How many justices are there on the Supreme Court? 10
Who wrote the Declaration of Independence? 14
What ocean is on the east coast of the United States? 61
What are the two major political parities in the United States? 43
We elect a U.S. senator for how many years? 11
Who was the first President of the United States? 23
Who is in charge of the executive branch? 29