chicago

The weed and x are both dogshit in this town.

Master Plan

I would like to volunteer the following option for any/all recently jettisoned NWP mods:

Even the worst actors get to do a reunion/autograph tour and make like $1.50 per 8x10...

That being said, I think there's a truly untapped (pun definitely intended - but only if you're a scamming cock tease) market for filthy, cunt-scab gutter whore-ism. I truly think that there would be a line around the block for doggy, especially if the package included "who's in charge now, bitch?" Ziploc bag choking rights.

7-8 summers, and all debts are repaid. 10-12 and the college tuition of any spawn that made it out of the dumpster may be paid in full.

micon

You're a chronic band-wagoner.

You were great at poker until poker became mainstream - then you were +/-average
You were great at hosting a poker forum until you tried to run over people who contributed more meaningful content than you did.

You are on the precipice of losing everything unless you learn to understand your role in the poker community.

My suggestion (to save the brand) would be to eat shit, beg forgiveness, and never censor/ban again.

Even a retard like me understands that you're ruining something that you only had a 15% hand in creating.

BTW - If the people demand that the forum be named "boris78" or "shooting off" or "Tha Carter," you would do well to listen.

BBTW - Bring back VWLS - despite everything, she is a core asset.

No, seriously...

TonyG -

I know that you've been successful with your purchase of NWP and the subsidiary intellectual property contained here within.

That's great.

We're all proud.

It's time to raise the stakes for all things Lithuanian. God bless the former Soviet Bloc.

1) Buy an Arena League football team immediately.
2) Pimp that shit as REAL fantasy football
3) Collect infinite Rupees (or whatever you Zelda niggaz use for money)

Obv. 408 for nutrition coach and michael for #1 male cheerleader.

Tom Brady...

...got mouth herpes from licking a toilet seat.