Drug test

Anyone have any suggestions on how to pass. I haven't smoked any pot in about 36 hours and I have about 36 more hours 'till my test. I have read that the herbel cures (detox products) don't work and at best you get a "diluted" sample. I bowered a "wizanator" and the dryed piss from a friend but getting caught with that might be worse. Colorado was the first state to make the "wizanator" illeagl so I don't know what will happen if I get caught with it.
Any suggestions will be helpfull. But I fear I'm doomed I smoke more pot in a day than most people smoke in a week.

Betty_Swallox--HU MATCH

Hey I found a computer and have about an hour to play our heads up match. If not tonight I will try to find a internet connection tomorrow night at some point.

spork-not a scammer, you decide

Is this spork and is he scaming me?? I DID NOT click the link so I don't recomend it to anyone else.

Srry for the long post but I have 3 or 4 people try to hack my neteller acct this week.

TvoiKymir (10:03:59 PM): yo
dabent999999999 (10:05:00 PM): who this?
TvoiKymir returned at 10:05:00 PM.
TvoiKymir (10:05:08 PM): N W P Hater
dabent999999999 (10:05:30 PM): why?
TvoiKymir (10:05:35 PM): cause
TvoiKymir (10:05:36 PM): I am one.
TvoiKymir (10:05:39 PM): I guess.
dabent999999999 (10:05:46 PM): why you a hater
TvoiKymir (10:06:12 PM): I called Micon a nigger.
dabent999999999 (10:06:16 PM): My wife can't belive I have gone this long with out the hater avatar
dabent999999999 (10:06:23 PM): this long
TvoiKymir (10:06:31 PM): Micon is biased.
TvoiKymir (10:06:36 PM): FMNIC should be a hater
dabent999999999 (10:06:45 PM): he was for a bit
TvoiKymir (10:07:14 PM): The hater thing is dumb.
TvoiKymir (10:07:16 PM): Micon is a fool.
dabent999999999 (10:07:32 PM): I don't know micon so I cant say
dabent999999999 (10:07:43 PM): its his site
TvoiKymir (10:07:46 PM): Yeah.
dabent999999999 (10:07:54 PM): his rules
TvoiKymir (10:07:59 PM): But why institute the hater avatar?
TvoiKymir (10:08:02 PM): it's just foolish
TvoiKymir (10:08:11 PM): not that I mind it...I mind my regular avaqtar removed.
dabent999999999 (10:08:30 PM): whats your screan name?
TvoiKymir (10:08:43 PM): Sp to the ork
dabent999999999 (10:08:51 PM): huh?
TvoiKymir (10:08:55 PM): Spork
dabent999999999 (10:09:02 PM): oooo ok
dabent999999999 (10:09:04 PM): lol
dabent999999999 (10:09:07 PM): sorry
TvoiKymir (10:09:09 PM): np
dabent999999999 (10:09:26 PM): u in the HU league
dabent999999999 (10:09:28 PM): ?
TvoiKymir (10:09:44 PM): nope
dabent999999999 (10:10:12 PM): man thats the best Idea I seen in a whil
dabent999999999 (10:10:27 PM): I like that idea
TvoiKymir (10:10:43 PM): yeah
TvoiKymir (10:10:47 PM): HU league was great
dabent999999999 (10:11:44 PM): 8.8K (Ihave) avrg 12K 160 left of 1410 wish me luck
TvoiKymir (10:11:59 PM): in what?
dabent999999999 (10:12:19 PM): low balla $2 on stars
TvoiKymir (10:12:27 PM): lol
TvoiKymir (10:12:30 PM): why you playing that?
TvoiKymir (10:12:40 PM): altho i shouldnt be talking i played .10+50 today
dabent999999999 (10:12:54 PM): I'm in the middle of a break from poker
dabent999999999 (10:13:04 PM): $2 dont count
TvoiKymir (10:13:42 PM): lol
TvoiKymir (10:13:45 PM): whats your normal game?
dabent999999999 (10:14:01 PM): 1/2 2/4 NL
TvoiKymir (10:14:14 PM): oh man
dabent999999999 (10:14:15 PM): donked all BR playing limit this week
TvoiKymir (10:14:18 PM): you
TvoiKymir (10:14:22 PM): are going to love me
dabent999999999 (10:14:32 PM): limit sucks
TvoiKymir (10:14:37 PM): i have found the most donkafied 1-4/2-4/5-10 NL
dabent999999999 (10:14:42 PM): NL easy money
TvoiKymir (10:14:43 PM): peep this
dabent999999999 (10:14:52 PM): where?
TvoiKymir (10:15:16 PM): RedInk Posted Small Blind $5.00

raynew Posted Big Blind $10.00

Dealing Cards

quanberg Folds

queenangel Calls $10.00

golfguy Folds

GrandpaJoe Raised to $65.00

RedInk Folds

raynew Folds

queenangel Calls $55.00

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TvoiKymir (10:15:21 PM): Dealing Flop (Kh,Ah,9c)

queenangel Checks

GrandpaJoe Bets $190.00

queenangel Calls $190.00

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Dealing Turn (9h)

queenangel Checks

GrandpaJoe All In for $868.50

queenangel All In for $341.50

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queenangel has (Qh, Ks)

GrandpaJoe has (Ts, As)

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Dealing River (Jd)

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$527.00 Returned to GrandpaJoe from pot 2

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GrandpaJoe Wins $1205.00 from pot 1 with : Two Pair, Aces and Nines

queenangel Sits Out
TvoiKymir (10:15:29 PM): i have been watching
TvoiKymir (10:15:35 PM): people calling all in with J4
dabent999999999 (10:15:48 PM): OK OK where?
TvoiKymir (10:16:05 PM): wait
TvoiKymir (10:16:12 PM): whats your br?
TvoiKymir (10:16:22 PM): i dont want to be responsible for bad beat putting a donk down
dabent999999999 (10:16:30 PM): I smell a scammer
TvoiKymir (10:16:33 PM): loooool
TvoiKymir (10:16:41 PM): i dont need any money from you dude
dabent999999999 (10:16:58 PM): what next a direct conect?
TvoiKymir (10:17:05 PM): no
TvoiKymir (10:17:11 PM): but i wanted to direct connect to paste that hand
dabent999999999 (10:17:17 PM): ok then lets hear it
TvoiKymir (10:17:20 PM): cause it was too big...had to use 2 ims
TvoiKymir (10:17:27 PM): rofl...no scam bro
dabent999999999 (10:17:54 PM): fuck I'm in a tourny and I'm in the money...get to the fucking point
dabent999999999 (10:19:16 PM): WTF???? what do you want?
TvoiKymir (10:19:22 PM): uhm
TvoiKymir (10:19:29 PM): nothing...was just bored.
TvoiKymir (10:19:32 PM): sorry for iming you?
dabent999999999 (10:19:49 PM): srry been scamed twice this week allready
TvoiKymir (10:19:59 PM): dude i dont want any money from you
TvoiKymir (10:20:02 PM): i have money
dabent999999999 (10:20:12 PM): peps trying to get to my nettller acct
dabent999999999 (10:20:18 PM): srry
TvoiKymir (10:20:19 PM): if you want to help me out
TvoiKymir (10:20:23 PM): you can play under my aff
TvoiKymir (10:20:26 PM): at the donk site
TvoiKymir (10:20:31 PM): if you dont want to thats fine too
dabent999999999 (10:20:41 PM): thts cool
dabent999999999 (10:21:10 PM): but what site? affiliate #? ect ect
TvoiKymir (10:21:14 PM): there are 2 good games going now if you have the br...i just dont like to see people go belly up
dabent999999999 (10:21:17 PM): get to the point
TvoiKymir (10:21:20 PM): ill link you
TvoiKymir (10:21:30 PM): http://www.pokercs.com/_d13503c93da31957e4d515c6d7cbb38b/16
dabent999999999 (10:21:46 PM): I was born in the morning but not this morning
TvoiKymir (10:21:52 PM): omfg
TvoiKymir (10:22:04 PM): I AM NOT FUCKING SCAMMING YOU MAN
TvoiKymir (10:22:15 PM): plz pm lexicon
TvoiKymir (10:22:17 PM): on NWP
TvoiKymir (10:22:21 PM): or theyoshi2k
TvoiKymir (10:22:25 PM): i am not a fuckign scammer
dabent999999999 (10:22:45 PM): I will and I'm gonna post this whole convo to check out your story
TvoiKymir (10:22:51 PM): ok
TvoiKymir (10:22:53 PM): go ahead
dabent999999999 (10:22:57 PM): bye
TvoiKymir (10:22:57 PM): bro
TvoiKymir (10:23:01 PM): i am not scamming you.
dabent999999999 (10:23:40 PM): cool... I'm on NWP every day if this aint a scam I'll hear you out tommarow
TvoiKymir (10:23:47 PM): why are you being a dick? i dont need any loot from you.
TvoiKymir (10:23:52 PM): ok
TvoiKymir (10:23:57 PM): whats your stars name
TvoiKymir (10:23:59 PM): i was going to rail you
dabent999999999 (10:24:07 PM): is tommarow not soon enough for you?
TvoiKymir (10:24:15 PM): lol i cant rail you?
dabent999999999 (10:24:28 PM): look it up on NWP
TvoiKymir (10:24:35 PM): k1sec

Ahhhhhhhh

At least I didn't bet his hand for him on the river

Fuck I'm tired of takeing theses beats at stars



PokerStars Game #4533759019: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/04/05 - 21:23:50 (ET)
Table 'Lydia III' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: eastbaylax ($65.95 in chips)
Seat 2: wade3000 ($85.70 in chips)
Seat 3: necronx99 ($92.50 in chips)
Seat 5: kcroyals ($102 in chips)
Seat 6: Jeb Stuart ($102.45 in chips)
Seat 7: dabent ($64.90 in chips)
Seat 8: anzxc ($176.10 in chips)
Seat 9: SilvrnBlk ($71.20 in chips)
eastbaylax: posts small blind $0.50
wade3000: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dabent [Kh Ac]
necronx99: folds
kcroyals: calls $1
Jeb Stuart: folds
dabent: calls $1
anzxc: calls $1
SilvrnBlk: calls $1
eastbaylax: calls $0.50
wade3000: checks
*** FLOP *** [3c Ad Jd]
eastbaylax: checks
wade3000: checks
kcroyals: bets $3
dabent: raises $5 to $8
anzxc: folds
SilvrnBlk: folds
eastbaylax: folds
wade3000: folds
kcroyals: calls $5
*** TURN *** [3c Ad Jd] [8h]
kcroyals: checks
dabent: bets $10
kcroyals: calls $10
*** RIVER *** [3c Ad Jd 8h] [8s]
kcroyals: checks
dabent: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kcroyals: shows [Ah Jc] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
dabent: mucks hand
kcroyals collected $40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $42 | Rake $2
Board [3c Ad Jd 8h 8s]
Seat 1: eastbaylax (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: wade3000 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: necronx99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: kcroyals showed [Ah Jc] and won ($40) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 6: Jeb Stuart folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: dabent mucked [Kh Ac]
Seat 8: anzxc folded on the Flop
Seat 9: SilvrnBlk (button) folded on the Flop

Heads up matchs

Anyone in the HU league wanna play a match or two hit me up. I only have 3 matchs in the book so I have matches with everyone in the league.