Cartman is God

Exhibit A






feel free to add other examples or just HOF this shit now

***official Serenity Now Thread***

WCOOP

gonna play the plo 6 max later

heading to the gym now but if anyone wants to sell W215 for $200 make the request on stars now to (shooz) post here and I'll confirm it through when I get back.

obv rail here later too

monkey cock sucking retard donk fucking idiotic lucksack bullshit

SO SO SICK OF THIS SHIT HAPPENING OVER AND OVER

PokerStars Game #30496642309: Tournament #178348638, $10+$1 Omaha Pot Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2009/07/15 20:54:28 WET [2009/07/15 15:54:28 ET]
Table '178348638 44' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: varonos8 (11660 in chips)
Seat 2: pokitsnowmen (8150 in chips)
Seat 3: pokernis45 (880 in chips)
Seat 4: Shooz (8310 in chips)
Seat 5: sirlarwi (3180 in chips)
Seat 7: ring007 (7120 in chips)
Seat 8: Gézapapi (2260 in chips)
Seat 9: babyben (995 in chips)
sirlarwi: posts small blind 100
ring007: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shooz [4h Qc 2c Qh]
Gézapapi: folds
babyben: folds
varonos8: raises 500 to 700
pokitsnowmen: folds
pokernis45: folds
Shooz: calls 700
sirlarwi: folds
ring007: calls 500
*** FLOP *** [3s Qs Th]
ring007: checks
Monteroy is connected
varonos8: bets 2200
Shooz: raises 5410 to 7610 and is all-in
ring007: folds
varonos8: calls 5410
*** TURN *** [3s Qs Th] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [3s Qs Th Td] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
varonos8: shows [9d Kh Kd 2h] (a full house, Kings full of Tens)
Shooz: shows [4h Qc 2c Qh] (a full house, Queens full of Tens)
Shooz said, "yawn"
varonos8 collected 17420 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 17420 | Rake 0
Board [3s Qs Th Td Kc]
Seat 1: varonos8 showed [9d Kh Kd 2h] and won (17420) with a full house, Kings full of Tens
Seat 2: pokitsnowmen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: pokernis45 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Shooz (button) showed [4h Qc 2c Qh] and lost with a full house, Queens full of Tens
Seat 5: sirlarwi (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: ring007 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: Gézapapi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: babyben folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Stars just surpassed itself

before anyone jumps on the fact it 100fpp this is the weekly 30k VIP
I'm chipleader before the pot and after but the pot is so big that the guy who donks me is in 2nd now



PokerStars Game #30353391354: Tournament #175260898, 100FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level XXII (4000/8000) - 2009/07/11 23:22:02 WET [2009/07/11 18:22:02 ET]
Table '175260898 380' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: el kudos (139946 in chips)
Seat 2: SebiXXXX (292546 in chips)
Seat 3: bun4 (391868 in chips)
Seat 4: Shooz (739880 in chips)
Seat 5: pirko (100013 in chips)
Seat 7: holdemlife (201956 in chips)
Seat 8: 50km (174687 in chips)
Seat 9: Numerateur (57308 in chips)
el kudos: posts the ante 800
SebiXXXX: posts the ante 800
bun4: posts the ante 800
Shooz: posts the ante 800
pirko: posts the ante 800
holdemlife: posts the ante 800
50km: posts the ante 800
Numerateur: posts the ante 800
50km: posts small blind 4000
Numerateur: posts big blind 8000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Shooz [As Kc]
el kudos: folds
SebiXXXX: folds
bun4: folds
Shooz: raises 16000 to 24000
pirko: folds
holdemlife: raises 177156 to 201156 and is all-in
50km: folds
Numerateur: calls 48508 and is all-in
Shooz: calls 177156
*** FLOP *** [Qd 6s 5d]
*** TURN *** [Qd 6s 5d] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 6s 5d Kd] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shooz: shows [As Kc] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
holdemlife: shows [Ac Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)
holdemlife collected 289296 from side pot
Numerateur: shows [Jh Ad] (a pair of Queens)
holdemlife collected 179924 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 469220 Main pot 179924. Side pot 289296. | Rake 0
Board [Qd 6s 5d Kd Qh]
Seat 1: el kudos folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: SebiXXXX folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: bun4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Shooz showed [As Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 5: pirko folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: holdemlife (button) showed [Ac Qc] and won (469220) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 8: 50km (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Numerateur (big blind) showed [Jh Ad] and lost with a pair of Queens