aaaaaahhhhhhh shit

if it feels this good gettin used USE ME UP

So You Think You Are DEGEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So you profesional gamblers (honestly I'm jealous of you gamblers {had to look up professional spelling OBV I'm drunk}) think you are fucking degenarates? (that word is awesome when spoken by a person of latin heritage). I think not compared to my day. I woke up a little groggy because I got drunk after my physical, which included a rectal examination of my prostate (duh mfers im OLD get over it). I had to get drunk because I've never had a man fondle my testicles (balls) and then SHOVE/RAM/SHOVE/RAM/SHOVE his finger/hand up my ass. The prostate is healthy so I'm cool with it.
BUTT here is the degen part....hold.....wait for it.....I stayed home the day after (which by the way is today) to play .02/.04 NL Omaha hi/lo bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH YEAH!!!! I'm about to eat a mushroom chocolate and play O H/L archkid on LOCK come TRY and take my litttle monies

Salvia

So this weekend after the concert some friends busted out some Salvia 20X and asked if I'd like to try it. Salvia 20X (they go up to 160X) is an extraction from natural salvia that concentrates the psychoactive drug in Salvia, which is salvinora A, so that a weight of 20X has 20 times the salvinora A as the same weight of naturally occurring Salvia. I had not tried it to this point because I heard it really shut down the lungs of asthmatics and having asthma I always avoided it. Well, needless to say my inhibitions were definitely napping at this point so I said SURE I"LL SMOKE THAT SHIT! My buddy told me to take 2-3 big hits of this stuff and sit back. That's exactly what i did, took three very large hits from the pipe and as soon as i exhaled the 3rd hit I was told my head snapped backwards to the cushion and then would flop to the left and right like some fish out of water. My girl said that they would try and get me to lean up but every time my head would slump/snap back. Non of this was evident to me because I could not see. Everyone in the room said they were rolling on the floor laughing. The head flopping makes sense with what was going on in my head which i will attempt to relay here but there is no way words can do justice to the trip i had.
As soon as it kicked in I couldn't see anything with my eyes. Instantly I felt like I was in some psychedelic amusement park on a ride somewhat like a roller coaster. Only this roller coaster went in every direction imaginable; i was taking hard left and right turns while the cart also went over-under-over-and back on top of whatever plane I was on again. Kind of like when a cartoon character is on a treadmill and they slip and ride the belt of the treadmill all he way around until they are back on top again. the scenery in this amusement park was equally as bizarre. There were multicolored clowns that appeared to have yellow rivets or studs outlining their entire bodies as well as multicolored flowers, plants, and other shit I can't name all with the yellow rivets/studs outlining them as well. I also remember that this universe I was in could be felt like when you walk through a spider web and the web sticks to you, this feeling stayed with me long after the visuals had passed (which seemed like an hour at least but I was told I was only out for a minute or two). I also remember screaming at the top of my lungs when one of the clowns oozed on to me as I rode the ride, but I was told by everyone in the room that I did not utter a single peep until I came out of it and said HOLY SHIT! I smoked it once more, took less and had a less intense experience. I have ordered some and will smoke it again most likely late night after a concert or party.
Lastly, Salvia is still legal in 41 states in the US but everyone I've talked to and everything I've read says that it will most likely be illegal in every state by 2010 so if you like salvia or want to try it buy it now and hold on to it. Also if it is your first time MAKE SURE THAT SOMEONE WITH EXPERIENCE W/SALVIA IS IN THE ROOM WITH YOU.

Any degens headed to the WSP/ABB shows in Birmingham this weekend

Doubt seriously that there are any Widespread panic fans here. but if there are, are yall headed to birmingham this weekend to see them play with the Allman Bros band? I am, and while there will be little to no poker played there will most likely be some tom foolery. If anything good happens I'll report. I will tell you this, last time I saw WSP I almost got arrested and did get kicked out for allegedly selling XTC in the crowd which was very much not the case, i may have been eating a pill but I was definitely not selling XTC to anyone.

any feltchers in the crowd...LLL?

feltching 126 up, 102 down love it hate it

1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.

2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.
1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.