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5 Mar 2009
Druff is always bitching that everyone wants more prank calls but doesn't have any ideas. So here is one.

Call Dog the Bounty Hunter's bail bond business. It's in Hawaii so it won't be late at night and seem overly strange. Have Delanty tell them he was arrested by Dog and roughed up. Now he is a big WPT star and is pissed. Finkelstein can threaten to sue. Bail bondsman have to be used to dealing with weirdos everyday so they shouldn't be as put off by Delanty as most people.

Other things that can be brought up:
    Dog tried to get Phil to pray to Jesus after arresting him, and told him being a jew was part of his problem. (Dog prays a lot on his show)
      Dog called him the n-word (he's known for being a racist)
        His wife's boob's made Phil very uncomfortable during the arrest http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/imag...-larry-king.jpg
        [/list]Phil pulled Dog's son's ponytail which got Dog pissed off

        Here's the website for his business: http://dakinebailbonds.dogthebountyhunter.com/ , the phone number is 808-921-2245 • Maui: 808-249-BAIL • Big Island: 808-331-BAIL

        He also works with Bobby Brown bail bonds in Colorado Springs: http://www.bobbybrown.com/ , 719-390-7031 . You can call and prank them as well.

        The prank calls have been all downhill for the past year every since the massage parlor chic, and TK the pimp, which wasn't even a real prankcall. I'm sure you guys can do something with this. Make this shit happen.
        8 Feb 2009
        Do any casinos in Vegas actually spread PLO at 1/2, 1/3, or 2/3 blinds?

        I heard the Rio has PLO during the series. What are the limits?

        Thanks!
        4 Dec 2008
        You guys need to bring the prank calls back. Druff is always asking for suggestions so here are couple:

        Call an abortion clinic and tell them you are David Sklansky and you have a retarded girl that you want to buy an abortion for.

        Call hookers and tell them you are Mason and that you want some ass play. Use the Phil voice. Emphasize that you will be in charge and they must do everything you say.

        Call the KKK or a skinhead group, tell them you are Mason and you want to join. Brag about how many jews you have banned from your website.

        Not actually a prank call, but if you can get Mason's address you could mail him a giant dildo with an NWP log on it.

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