So me and my girlfriend set up a meet with these people we;ve been talking to on SLS(it's like myspace but for swingers). We meet up with them at some gaudy monstrosity of a bar on Church Street in Orlando that we have to pay 5 bucks cover to get into. We get there, and call them up to find out where the hell they are at. Now we've seen pics of this couple and they look nothing like them. We were straight fucking duped. The dude is some unattractive, incredibly fat black dude with shitty hair and the girl is a fucking crime against the laws of physics, man, nature, and whatever else can be offended. She has to be at least 240lbs(now i got nothing against big girls but this girl like i said is attrocious), is wearing a red halter top, and black capri pants, and wearing these like weird strapped sandalls that her cankles are struggling to break free from. Her lip has a visible stubble shadow on it and her arms are hairier than my fucking crotch. They also had a lady friend with them that was fucking huge and just one of those anal nerdy people that always has to have the last say on anything.
So we decide hey we;re out here and we're hungry we have to at least keep this up a half our longer. So we find this restuarant called like Mary Hamburger which has some amazing fucking food but surprisingly doubles as a GAY BAR. It was hilarious, they had Madonna, and random fucking rave techno and celine dion playing over the loud speakers. The food was amazing and not that expensive. While the other three are chowing down and jibber-jabbering about whatever, me and my woman decide that after we're done eatin, we're going to a local swingers club that we frequent. We all get done with dinner and we're standing outside the restaurant when the other couple says "So you guys wanna come over to our place? We have a bar and playstation 3!" I was almost considering it just because i havent played with a ps3 yet and we couldve got drunk for free but that would've only led to tragedy. My girlfriend says "Nah, we're going out to a club though, but it was nice meeting you", and we proceed to get the hell out of there and go to the club where we saw a woman tied to a bed getting annihilated by a vibrator that was as thick as my wrist and quite possibly powered by a boat motor from the sound of it.
The End.
Anybody else a swinger or have a similar story where you met someone that looked completely different from their picture?