$5 on stars

I'm assuming there are still plenty of broke guys around here...I'll ship $5 on Stars to anyone that can find me a website with season 3 of The Office (US version). It has to has every episode, and it can't be one of those sites that requires a download of bullshit adware like Zango.

Yes, I know the British version is better. Yes, I know that I wrote a farewell post and still come back every once in a while. Hope all is well with you bitches.

NiggaStanley

A few days ago I saw the thread below, and felt the need to throw in a reference to one of the best shows in the history of television. Either none of you caught it or those of you who did ignored it, but that's not the problem here.

http://www.neverwinpoker.com/phpnuke/html/ftopict-42642.html

Some poster I've never really noticed before (but apparently he's been around for a while) named NiggaStanley saw the post and called me a fag. That's pretty typical, but I also have my first PM in a long time, sent by the same guy a few minutes later. I won't post it since I'm not that much of an asshole, but it's pretty obvious he's hitting on me. I didn't respond, and he sent another one today.

So...Mr. Stanley, I'm not actually a homosexual. The "buy-curious" line was a reference to Tobias Funke from Arrested Development. Although I do enjoy the company of men. Please stop trying to PM me, I've been uncomfortable with that method of communication ever since felon went through a phase of sending me messages almost daily, many of which were just pictures of fat naked men. Actually, maybe the two of you are perfect for each other.

$.05 on stars to the first person to link to my farewell thread, in which I say that I'm not quitting altogether. [/url]

Farewell NWP

I'm not going to lie and say this is my last post ever, but I'm pretty much done posting here. As some of you know, I'm going back to school starting in June. Long story short (for those of you that have missed a few of my previous posts) I'm taking the full pre-med track this coming year in preparation for applying to veterinary schools a year from this fall. It's something I've always wanted to do but was never ready to fully commit to. For the first time in my life I'm ready to actually try my best in school, so part of that will be cutting off parts of my life that have become routine. During undergrad I partied about 6 nights a week and then graduated to coasting through the work week without ever doing more than what was necessary for my boss to stay off my back. At this point I need to do my best so even if I fail I'll be able to look back and know it wasn't due to lack of effort. Even though I could probably post ocassionally without it affecting my studies, it's a better idea to cut myself off and not even have that extra option in terms of procrastiation. I could wait until classes start, but I'm trying to get myself in study mode now so it won't be a shock when I actually get down to business.

I just want to thank everyone here for providing entertainment that helped me through the random boredom that we all experience on a near-daily basis. I've never taken anything here personally, and I hope that you all approach forums the same way...I apologize if I've ever uneccessarily been a prick to anyone here. I'm not going to name everyone that I like and respect on NWP, since I know that I would leave a number of people out and feel bad about it. I think that you all know who you are. I've been consistently amazed at the level of talent shown by many posters...poker players, mechanics, e-comedians, etc. At a cursory glance NWP is a shit hole, but in actuality the forum is populated by a number of extremely funny and intelligent people. I wish all of you the best of luck, and I even hope the assholes, scammers, and douchebags here are just putting on an act and in their real lives are doing well.

I'm not sure what else I can say. I'll stop in once in a while to see what's happening and check my PMs (not that I expect to have many), and maybe Matt Damon will make an appearance here and there to give his opinion on various events. Oh, and I apologize if I led anyone on, but I enjoy vagina. Or do I?

Peace.

-Matt

Funny and Gay

So obviously I have to post it.

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4230

PinchHitter

If you're going to keep that horrific avatar, can you at least draw a mustache on it or something so we know it's you posting without having to pause and look at the name?