Cmoney I challenge you to a headsup handicapping contest!

Since you are the sportsbetting king of this forum and I think you are a favorite freddy square, I propose a headsup handicapping contest lasting however long u choose. The rules would be simple, everyday we have to make 1 bet public on this the "official challenge thread" before the start of the game. We will pick mutual online sportsbook and use their line at the time you post your selection. We would then keep track of both of our record's and the person with the best record at the end of the contest will take the pot.

In order to drum up some well-needed interest in the cold call show, we will both have to call-in our selection for Thursday to the radio show and that will be the "money ball" worth 2 points instead of 1. We can bet on any sport for the upcoming day but if you bet on any moneyline sport the odds have to be -125 or lower. I would be willing to wager a flat amount up to 2.5K (escrow to the king of all jews DanDruff) obv more if I can get a stake on chipmeup LOL. If you puss-out of the challenge then I would probably be willing to offer this bet to any regular poster on this site.

Get at me,

Deep Threat

Janet Mason from David Williams' Porno

Since David Williams has done a pretty good job of sweeping his appearance in a porno under the rug, I feel it is our duty at neverwinpoker to rehash the shit of it! While searching for porn I recognized her name from the DW porno and since I didn't get lucky like Micon and scoop a copy of the tape before DW paid to have it pulled from the internet I checked it out....I googled her and it turns out that she only fucks nigger cock and handles some huge nigger cock in this one. She is old but I would still hit 100%....Deep Threat would love to go DEEP in that perfect bubble butt!

follow link to see all the screenshots from her scene

http://www.puretna.com/fullpic.php?pid=238204-2

How long will Jewdonk last in Vegas?

I am thinking around 9 months would be a good starting point for the O/U.

Thoughts?

Rolled by eBay - need Det Druff

Need help, Detective Druff- cue the music

I won something on eBay jan 15th, they sent me the email saying congrats and payment instructions. I paid immediately via paypal $175. Everything is fine till the next day when I check my email and find another one from eBay this time saying they closed/cancelled the auction obv after I paid. Now that auction doesn't show up on my eBay (cuz they cancelled it) and the only evidence I have is the emails from eBay. The payment went through already and I tried to contact the seller to no avail and eBay customer service is AWOL. I finally found a # and when I call it says we r too busy and it hangs up on me. So my question for dd is do I have any recourse here and what would the king of all Jews do in my position?

Thanks for the help!

Can't bluff an idiot or Mark Seif

Hey I was just listening to the radio show archives and I heard about Mark Seif possibly cheating on AP. I posted about this hand on my blog the day after it happened as I totally felt cheated and I would like hear your opinions now after the fact. I realize he had the button and I was pretty short but I honestly don't know how he calls preflop (oh yeah I forgot it was sooted LOL) or river. I folded every hand up until this point that is why I was at 1300 and I never showed any strength until this hand. I don't know if he could see my cards or not but after he busted me I was amazed and I felt cheated and now 2.5 years later all this comes out about AP. My gut is usually right and it tells me that I was cheated but I am also a poor loser so please discuss.



Tourney ID 1221139 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit $60 - 2006-09-22 20:33:53 (ET) Table: 8 (Real Money)

Seat #7 is the dealer
Seat 1 - KILLADUECES ($3035 in chips)
Seat 2 - ZAMORIK ($1360 in chips)
Seat 3 - AZFIRE ($2615 in chips)
Seat 4 - JEANPRO ($1620 in chips)
Seat 5 - RICKSOLID ($1030 in chips)
Seat 6 - DREAMCRUSHA ($1300 in chips)
Seat 7 - MARK SEIF ($2835 in chips)
Seat 8 - SEBASTIAN613 ($4230 in chips)
Seat 9 - TARAX ($860 in chips)
SEBASTIAN613 - Posts small blind $30 TARAX - Posts big blind $60
*** POCKET CARDS *** Dealt to DREAMCRUSHA [10s Ah]
KILLADUECES - Folds
ZAMORIK - Folds
AZFIRE - Calls $60
JEANPRO - Folds
RICKSOLID - Folds
DREAMCRUSHA - Raises $240 to $240
MARK SEIF - Calls $240
SEBASTIAN613 - Folds
TARAX - Folds
AZFIRE - Calls $180 *** FLOP *** [Jd 4h 3d]
AZFIRE - Checks
DREAMCRUSHA - Checks
MARK SEIF - Checks
*** TURN *** [Jd 4h 3d] [4s]
AZFIRE - Checks
DREAMCRUSHA - Checks
MARK SEIF - Bets $420
AZFIRE - Folds
DREAMCRUSHA - Calls $420
*** RIVER *** [Jd 4h 3d 4s] [9c]
DREAMCRUSHA - All-In $640
MARK SEIF - Calls $640
*** SHOW DOWN *** DREAMCRUSHA - Shows [10s Ah] (One pair, fours)
MARK SEIF - Shows [3c Kc] (Two Pair, fours and threes) MARK SEIF Collects $2930 from main pot
*** SUMMARY *** Total Pot($2930) Board [Jd 4h 3d 4s 9c]
Seat 1: KILLADUECES Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: ZAMORIK Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: AZFIRE Folded on the TURN
Seat 4: JEANPRO Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: RICKSOLID Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: DREAMCRUSHA HI:lost with One pair, fours [10s Ah - B:4s,B:4h,P:Ah,B:Jd,P:10s]
Seat 7: MARK SEIF (dealer) won Total ($2930) HI:($2930) with Two Pair, fours and threes [3c Kc - B:4s,B:4h,B:3d,P:3c,P:Kc]
Seat 8: SEBASTIAN613 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS Seat 9: TARAX (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS