in an argument with my dad

dad quotes : "You are fortunate to be alive"


me replies:

As a creature of conditioning, I know that the past predicts the future. With such horrible events looming in my memory, I live in fear and cowardice. I don't blame anyone or anything for my past, and by blaming no one including myself, I naturally conclude that the world is a terrible place, thus proving I am quite unfortunate to be alive. However being so at peace with such a horrible past makes me fortunate to be alive.



now THAT is an example of recursion

So, I've pretty much taken care of psychology, refuckingdickulous logic puzzle skills and english all in one, can i just go ahead and have a degree now?

l;jjdafaljk

I've just been informed that life is not worth living if you're broke and going to be broke the rest of your life... like me - so - i can't find my off switch - does anyone want to take me out back and blow my head off? you can even keep the gun

manswers

is this true? THAT IS NOT FAIR

check out my halloween hat

i'm torn between going with this or deer antlers that have been shed and then strapped onto my head with a bungy cord

monty python

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwIUBwICJTw