Tonight I got drunk and went to see "dark knight".
On the way back from the theater (on the way to a bar to pick up a friends ride) I saw a gray blurr and felt a substantial bump.
I was a little angry, as I keep it real and dont like people playin on my car.
anyway this was the culprit

I continued on to the bar and dropped the friend off,
along the way back to our desination we realized that we would be repassing the scene of the crime. To my delight (and my friends dismay), we saw the fuckin jaywalker on the other side of the street. We were so fixated that we passed our turnoff.
this was the sight we saw (legs kicking and eyes screaming):

We then doubled back toward our turnoff and I just couldnt help myself, I passed our street again and put my right tires into the middle of the road.
I then doubled back (again) and took our street, in passing we saw this

Like I said....I keep it real :respect