** update: on 11/24/08 we learn that Justin Smith has been in jail in the state of Washington and today was extradited to Oregon.

** update: I have gotten back a total of $2.5k as of 11/24/08

*** update: I got $1k back today, 9/25/07, from Jon / Bizmanager via Moneygram. $11k more to go... Also found a possible middle name: Justin Wade Smith.

I...

The 2009 NWPTS (NWP Tournament Series) will kick off on May 6, and will run on Wednesday nights on PokerStars at 11:00 pm EST.

The game will switch pretty much every week to keep things interesting. The buyin for the tourneys will be $5.50 until the last Wednesday of each month when it will be $11. There will also most likely be a $22 end of year event.

Playe...

i found fckvwls explaination about as useful as lifejackets were for that plane that disappered the other day. :-/

It is on the same site, but I've set up a different league. Under the mod controls, you can change which questions appear on different days, all with varying scales of hardness. I will change what categories appear on different days every month or so. In the previous one that Indianaslim set up, almost every time they were the "easy" questions. I just took the new quiz and got an 8/1...

Owners

Micon: The originator of NWP. Nobody has done more for this site.

neverwin: Activity here is sporadic, but his hot run on Pokerstars in 2004 brought the initial traffic to get this shithole going. He originally asked Micon to create NWP as a fan site for him. It became something very different, but it's made him plenty of money for...

Micon's Note: It looks like CCD has taken the time to collect all of this data. Very cool & really good work! This is the kind of stuff I love to see happen around here! HOYT

Updated as necessary. Last Updated: August 26, 2007
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Recent names

Matt Marafioti - A...

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/07/03/palin/index.html

Palin added in a statement that she was "determined to take the right path for Alaska even though it is not the easiest path. ... Once I decided not to run for re-election, I also felt that to embrace the conventional

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she had a pretty nice rack and was doing wsop interview last year. did her naked photos getting out scare her away?

Im only writing this b/c imo their product is trash!!!!! HUD dont work half the time, when they have their upgrades there is always something wrong. After their last upgrade yesterday it simply wont launch. NOONE SHOULD EVER PAY FOR THIS SHOTTY PRODUCT!!!! Im going to try HEM from now on. I hope its better than piece of shit PT3

1) Get the trial vers...

"I can't wait to get home and see what everybody is saying about me on the internet"

:lol

Coming out in November (John Cusack, Oliver Platt)

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Not sure which NWPers are playing today. I know that most people I spoke to are playing on the 6th. I am playing on the 5th.

My main event history is embarrassingly bad. I have never had more than 40,000 chips, never made day 2, and obviously never cashed. I have played it 4 times.

Post updates / comments / whatever here....

I couldn't help but notice that you have been kind of bitchy and trollish lately.


Despite our outward indifference to your situation, many of us actually do care.... I sincerely hope this helps.


(holler if you need part II)

For the past year in my spare time of hour here, hour there, I painstakingly learned how to mix and also put together a Old School Rap mix.

Yes, I know, kinda weird for an old white guy, but I grew up around it and found myself joking with my friends one weekend about how the essence of the early pioneers got lost. It used to be about RHYMES, beats, scratches and beat-boxing. Upbeat rap...

The story is dull and is too much of a love story. I was expecting an ultimate dick flick but was disappointed. There should have been more robbing of banks and more detail into how Dillinger did some of his heists because from what I read about him he was pretty innovative and ballsy. The story does move pretty well and the 2hrs 20mins went by pretty quickly considering the movie was average. I w...

I will pay Jewdonk $500 a month not to post on NWP & another $500 a month to start his own website and bring his trolls and buddies over to the new website.
I don't feel like being involve so I will pay another tech person to build the site and run it each month.

So I was pretty pumped up for Vegas. I hadn't been out there in a few years and the last 2 trips did not go so well. I dropped like 2 or 3 k last time and 10-15k playing BJ the time before. Hopefully this trip would be better.

I was scheduled to leave Boston at 7:30 A.M. on weds and the problem was I had been up multitabling the 2 nights before and I only could get 2 or 3 hours slee...

BottomSet, I read your 3 best pictures thread I must admit with a bit of astonishment at the scenes you chose, particularly the Apocalypse Now and Deer Hunter scenes, they are actually 2 of the best scenes in cinematic history. The surprise stemmed from the knowledge that you're clearly an idiot, yet chose great scenes. As I pondered the possibility that you're some type of idiot sa...

So somehow some way you found Neverwinpoker, you are not the first... and that my friends is the first lesson in this cumulative guide on how to survive here and not get flamed. Read this and you'll make it at least 20 minutes longer than you would have without a beggar/scammer/shortbus avatar and you wont clog the forums for the rest of us innocent lurkers:


1) You are not the...

On a very, very serious note, these are top 3 moments all time for film. Before you flame this post at least watch ALL the clips. Not one, all clips. Then respond.

#3

Finally up on Pokernews

http://tv.pokernews.com/featured-videos/Ru...Rio/28444441001

jewdonk theres no doubt that your forum would be a sucess.but as a business man your a sucess on here. you got people that will stake you here. thats been proven from your wsop buy ins. and you give nwp a reason for loging on.micon if he would post more than a couple times a week the hits would have a big pickup.if this site goes bad there will only be one persons fault. and thats micon himself. y...

Does anyone know if Main Event Day 1D (Monday) is sold out?

Thanks

This thread is to laugh at the jokesite, not for strategy discussion.

I'll kick it off with this gem:

PokerStars Game #30070163362: Hold'em Limit ($30/$60) - 2009/07/03 18:08:22 PT
Table 'Etamin' 10-max Seat #10 is the button
Seat 3: st138 ($280 in chips)
Seat 4: Re Sole ($744 in chips)
Seat 5...

Make the right decision here gentlemen. Vote with your heart.

A teacher really fucked up and included 6 seconds of what appears to be her pleasuring herself on the couch in the middle of an end of the year dvd she made for her students. Wish my 5th grader did that. She was fucking SMOKIN!

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/07/02/cr..

Been almost a day since he has been around. Obviously he is in the Las Vegas Detentiion Center on a DUI charge. Hope Winny has a access to the toilet to drink.

Sad news from the Associated Press (in the interest of "Fair and Balanced", I have included the report in the native language so USC can read it and be saddened immensely also).


Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes
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About an hour ago I was counting some $$$ while walking down the street, when I was approched by a beggar who says "Can you loan me $2 so I can catch the bus?" ... LOAN? - LOL. - and he was OBV not walking in any direction of a bus stop, so I said "I cant".

Ive given beggars money in the past, but only if they had their "pitch down" -...

I CANT STAND EITHER AND SINCE I AM ADDICTED TO THIS TRASH HOLE I WILL PAY TO HAVE THEM REMOVED FROM MY DAILY ADDICTION.

She Boon stopped posting publicly after he was post restricted, but sent out a ton of PMs for a while after that. He didn't send any (to me) for a few weeks, maybe a month, then sent one last weekend, then just dropped this Great Gatsby of a PM. I'm not betraying any confidence here, because he sent the PM to this esteemed group- CC: AMiller, heights, hutmaster, simpdog. Simpdog c...

Got in tuesday night and have been on a bender. So far i haven't slept or checked in to my hotel. Highlight of the trip was the Iceman pulling some fucking shennanigans at the Rio.

He sits by himself at a cash table and tells the floor to announce he will challenge anyone to 100/200 limit. A couple people sit down and he starts complaining that they are playing 50/100 and he wanted...

First, let me apologize to the posters I sodomized last night. Its been a while since I got drunk and did not handle it well on this site and I e-regret some of the things I posted (execption 408Mike, I take nothing back). Also, a shout out to Patrick Swayze's family, I had bad information and did not mean to scoop on his death. By all accounts he is alive and still owns heads in Red Dawn....

Long live Red Dawn. Super AIDS killed him.

I have always enjoyed a good fireworks display. I have been in Las Vegas since 2004, and have not ever done anything on the 4th of July.

Well, that's not true. I did win a bracelet on that day in 2005.

But as far as fireworks go, I've never seen them.

Here is a list of fireworks displays in the Vegas area:

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srry, wil apologize tomorrow


dont remember

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Guy has paid his dues. For one week (only) I will take a sniffing in exchange for Ryland getting desniffed. What happens after that is up to him. The black cock avatar is not my business.

Rushed to the hospital from cardiac arrest,

LOL

There is an anormous degree of faggots here lately and its about time I bust fucking heads.

I have drained a $19 bottle of red wine, not some wigger Jewdonk special but good shit and I am semi faced. I am off to the casino to bust heads in the felt. Any faggot that sucks out will feel wrath. I am fucking bashing faces tonight.

The bottom line is I drive a white Nav and...

Remember when Jewdonk held up the owners of this site saying this and that? $400?

Outside of a couple shows this experiment has been a complete failure. Now Jewdonk is blaming his computer is "too new". WTF? GTFO?

Jewdonk has been a fucking loser all this time. He claimed a radio show blowing up huge. and he has backed out. A 100% complete fail.

It&...

CMONEY I FIND HIM A LITTLE DIFFERENT.WHATS YOUR TAKE ON THIS GENTALMAN. IS HE FOR REAL?DO YOU THINK HE LIKES GIRLS? WHY DO YOU THINK HE TRAVELS ALONE? DO YOU THINK HE IS HAPPY WITH HIS LIFE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY HE STAYS HOME ALL THE TIME?DO YOU THINK HE HAS ANY FRIENDS OTHER THAN ON HERE? SONNY HES GOT ME PUZZELED BUT THE TRUTH WILL SURFACE. I GUESS PIMPEN AINT EASY.WONDER IF HES BLACK OR WHI...

http://twitter.com/bethshak

I don't know if this is a joke or a 13 year old girl writing this but many LOL's to be had.


Some gems:

Planning celeb charity event hot men, hot models, sik evnt all playing pker ..about 22 hours ago from TwitterBerry

How is it 2 yrs in a...

The black swan is here. Obama is trying to spend our way out of this crisis. Fucking fail. The debt is crippiling the US. Now we are looking at the fucking climate police trillion dollar bill. What a scam. My fucking Nav burns infinite fuel and any pussy in a Geo get the fuck out of my way. Any male who drives a Geo needs a fucking rainbow sticker on their bumper.

Health Care? Give me a...

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obv need an NWP tag on it too


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With the recent rash of e-thugs, and retarded overposting noobs, I feel like its time to implement retard siberia.

ACTIVATE

:yes
:Zing
:glory

http://wsop.pkr.com/

It's on the front page.. Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Nelly, Kenny Smith, and LOL @ Mike Tyson playing along with his "intelligent" commentary.

Lacey gives the interview.. peep it.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/07/01/whi...ries/index.html
White House salaries over $100,000.

Obama's team is the nuts!

btw, what's the difference between Counsel, Special Counsel, Deputy Counsel, and Associate Counsel?