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 Dec 21 2008, 05:04 PM
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NWP Whale
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LLL give us your story and if you dont know what im talking about search for who the hell are you by author cth. he used to make these threads, but since he passed away im taking over his mantle. heres mine http://www.neverwinpoker.com/forums/forum-...ion-t40640.html
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Dec 21 2008, 05:11 PM
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I'm not gay - I just like my women to have a penis
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I used to fuck girls. One dumped me after a ltr, destroying my self-esteem in the process. In a bit of genius I decided that I would only fuck those with bigger self-esteem issues than myself. After much research I discovered that dickgirls were the answer.
I also play low limit poker and tilt will prevent me from ever moving up to decent stakes.
EDIT: Full story on page 2
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Dec 21 2008, 05:12 PM
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NWP Bet Welching Fat Scotsman
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QUOTE(Low_Limit_Lurker @ Dec 22 2008, 01:11 AM)  I used to fuck girls. One dumped me after a ltr destroying my self-esteem. In a bit of genius I decided that I would only fuck those with bigger self-esteem issues than myself. After much research I discovered that dickgirls were the answer.
I also play low limit poker and tilt will prevent me from ever moving up to decent stakes. Thats all you got?
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QUOTE The term trainwreck has been thrown around NWP for years, you are a compelte fucking catastrophe. short, balding, broke ass, comic-book-reading, philipino nigger who's life revolves around NWP when your priorities should be invested IRL. I love it when you use the words "nwp and history" in the same post, almost like you go back and rerread old threads so you can hope to fit in. |
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Dec 21 2008, 05:14 PM
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NWP Atheist
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and you seemed so interesting.
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QUOTE(thakilla @ Aug 21 2008, 11:07 PM) [snapback]959649[/snapback] I take it orally everyday  QUOTE (Micon @ Jul 29 2007, 09:13 PM) *
I get it. you don't like how racist NWP is. Sorry, it's motherfucking uncensored you black nigger jew kike fucktard retarded shitface mexican gay hispanic catholic eskimo one legged asian cum guzzling 14 year old on TCAP
go fuck off back to your forum that wishes it was NWP if you want no racism. Turns out there are some stupid fucks here that still harbor retarded biases there fucked up racist parents prolly taught them - but they can still post here b/c it is as uncensored as the law will allow |
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Dec 21 2008, 05:18 PM
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I'm not gay - I just like my women to have a penis
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QUOTE(TeamRazor @ Dec 21 2008, 08:12 PM) QUOTE(Low_Limit_Lurker @ Dec 22 2008, 01:11 AM) I used to fuck girls. One dumped me after a ltr destroying my self-esteem. In a bit of genius I decided that I would only fuck those with bigger self-esteem issues than myself. After much research I discovered that dickgirls were the answer.
I also play low limit poker and tilt will prevent me from ever moving up to decent stakes. Thats all you got? OK. I'll answer 20 questions. Short of revealing my name or other important info I'll answer away. You got 20.
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Dec 21 2008, 05:18 PM
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NWP Bet Welching Fat Scotsman
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QUOTE(Low_Limit_Lurker @ Dec 22 2008, 01:18 AM) QUOTE(TeamRazor @ Dec 21 2008, 08:12 PM) QUOTE(Low_Limit_Lurker @ Dec 22 2008, 01:11 AM) I used to fuck girls. One dumped me after a ltr destroying my self-esteem. In a bit of genius I decided that I would only fuck those with bigger self-esteem issues than myself. After much research I discovered that dickgirls were the answer.
I also play low limit poker and tilt will prevent me from ever moving up to decent stakes. Thats all you got? OK. I'll answer 20 questions. Short of revealing my name or other important info I'll answer away. You got 20. Cant be fucked. Thanks for the offer though.
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QUOTE The term trainwreck has been thrown around NWP for years, you are a compelte fucking catastrophe. short, balding, broke ass, comic-book-reading, philipino nigger who's life revolves around NWP when your priorities should be invested IRL. I love it when you use the words "nwp and history" in the same post, almost like you go back and rerread old threads so you can hope to fit in. |
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Dec 21 2008, 05:19 PM
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NWP Atheist
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1) how was your childhood.
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QUOTE(thakilla @ Aug 21 2008, 11:07 PM) [snapback]959649[/snapback] I take it orally everyday QUOTE (Micon @ Jul 29 2007, 09:13 PM) *
I get it. you don't like how racist NWP is. Sorry, it's motherfucking uncensored you black nigger jew kike fucktard retarded shitface mexican gay hispanic catholic eskimo one legged asian cum guzzling 14 year old on TCAP
go fuck off back to your forum that wishes it was NWP if you want no racism. Turns out there are some stupid fucks here that still harbor retarded biases there fucked up racist parents prolly taught them - but they can still post here b/c it is as uncensored as the law will allow |
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Dec 21 2008, 05:19 PM
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NWP Uber-Fish
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QUOTE(Low_Limit_Lurker @ Dec 21 2008, 08:18 PM) QUOTE(TeamRazor @ Dec 21 2008, 08:12 PM) QUOTE(Low_Limit_Lurker @ Dec 22 2008, 01:11 AM) I used to fuck girls. One dumped me after a ltr destroying my self-esteem. In a bit of genius I decided that I would only fuck those with bigger self-esteem issues than myself. After much research I discovered that dickgirls were the answer.
I also play low limit poker and tilt will prevent me from ever moving up to decent stakes. Thats all you got? OK. I'll answer 20 questions. Short of revealing my name or other important info I'll answer away. You got 20. OK, was that really true about your destroyed self-esteem leading you to develop a sexual attraction for "women" with penises? Are you sure you weren't gonna end up in that territory anyway?
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Dec 21 2008, 05:25 PM
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I'm not gay - I just like my women to have a penis
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QUOTE(Suicide_King @ Dec 21 2008, 08:19 PM) 1) how was your childhood. Pretty normal. Parents did split when I was young but both remarried and I always had a stable home environment. Moved around a bit which wasn't the greatest, but I think it helped build character.
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Dec 21 2008, 05:28 PM
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NWP Admin
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QUOTE(phantom @ Dec 21 2008, 05:24 PM) being chosen for a "who the hell are you" thread is a prestigious event. dont take it lightly This is very true. Very few have had this privilege.
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Dec 21 2008, 05:31 PM
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I'm not gay - I just like my women to have a penis
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Ok guys. Give me a few to write it up.
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Dec 21 2008, 05:32 PM
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NWP Pirahna
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How many men's backdoor's have you kicked in?
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Dec 21 2008, 05:44 PM
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NWP Uber-Fish
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QUOTE(Azzclown @ Dec 21 2008, 08:32 PM) How many men's backdoor's have you kicked in? Silly - "men" don't have tits. Lurker would never fuck a "man."
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Dec 21 2008, 05:55 PM
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NWP Pirahna
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QUOTE(Weiss IS Nice™ @ Dec 21 2008, 08:50 PM) Where in Dirty J you live? what you do for a living? How old?
How fuckin weird looking are you? 
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QUOTE(ugaistheteam @ Feb 26 2009, 10:53 PM) How the fuck am I supposed to take seeing a pic of my mom on a public forum with a black dick in front of her face? |
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Dec 21 2008, 06:06 PM
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NWP Atheist
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QUOTE(Weiss IS Nice™ @ Dec 21 2008, 05:50 PM) Where in Dirty J you live? what you do for a living? How old?
How fuckin weird looking are you? morbid curiosity makes me want to see a picture of you.
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QUOTE(thakilla @ Aug 21 2008, 11:07 PM) [snapback]959649[/snapback] I take it orally everyday QUOTE (Micon @ Jul 29 2007, 09:13 PM) *
I get it. you don't like how racist NWP is. Sorry, it's motherfucking uncensored you black nigger jew kike fucktard retarded shitface mexican gay hispanic catholic eskimo one legged asian cum guzzling 14 year old on TCAP
go fuck off back to your forum that wishes it was NWP if you want no racism. Turns out there are some stupid fucks here that still harbor retarded biases there fucked up racist parents prolly taught them - but they can still post here b/c it is as uncensored as the law will allow |
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Dec 21 2008, 06:06 PM
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NWP Platinum Donkey
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QUOTE(Suicide_King @ Dec 21 2008, 09:06 PM) QUOTE(Weiss IS Nice™ @ Dec 21 2008, 05:50 PM) Where in Dirty J you live? what you do for a living? How old?
How fuckin weird looking are you? morbid curiosity makes me want to see a picture of you. me?
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