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 Apr 30 2008, 07:00 AM
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NWP Light That Cast No Shadows
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I've been stung by a few bees, a red wasp, man yellow jackets and a jellyfish. I've been bit on the leg by a scabby white pit bull female... it actually drew blood and when I took off my pants that night and uncoiled my dick from that leg, there were four tooth holes in a square. I was scratched by cats alot, but I'm more interested in chipmunk attacks. I'd really like to hear from phantom and other wildmen who read this site
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Apr 30 2008, 07:13 AM
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NWP Bet Welching Fat Scotsman
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Wiz has been on a 2 day bender. Time for a nap son.
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QUOTE The term trainwreck has been thrown around NWP for years, you are a compelte fucking catastrophe. short, balding, broke ass, comic-book-reading, philipino nigger who's life revolves around NWP when your priorities should be invested IRL. I love it when you use the words "nwp and history" in the same post, almost like you go back and rerread old threads so you can hope to fit in. |
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Apr 30 2008, 08:31 AM
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NWP Whale
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I once had a black widow spider for a pet who would chase me when she escaped from her jar. Only happened a few times but those certainly were scary moments.
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QUOTE(MasterPNL @ Oct 29 2008, 05:28 AM) [snapback]1010698[/snapback] unforutnately(maybe fortunately) my pranets forced education and not school |
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Apr 30 2008, 08:42 AM
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NWP Platinum Donkey
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i was bit by a bull mastiff, that was a crazy few seconds
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Apr 30 2008, 10:41 AM
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NWP Pirahna
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Apr 30 2008, 02:40 PM)   Last attack was on Sunday. 
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QUOTE(Jewdonk) Its bad enough when a set gets 4 flushed I don't need to deal with some porky pig white trash nigger like Mark blowing smoke breath in my face when he wasn't even in the pots I lost that night. |
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Apr 30 2008, 10:47 AM
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NWP Pirahna
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QUOTE(Zacdors @ Apr 30 2008, 02:43 PM) Your avatar never fails. :priceless
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QUOTE(Jewdonk) Its bad enough when a set gets 4 flushed I don't need to deal with some porky pig white trash nigger like Mark blowing smoke breath in my face when he wasn't even in the pots I lost that night. |
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Apr 30 2008, 11:05 AM
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NWP Pirahna
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QUOTE(IndianaSlim @ Apr 30 2008, 11:42 AM) i was bit by a bull mastiff, that was a crazy few seconds Wow, very few Bull Mastiffs or Mastiffs in general bite. My mastiff is a year old and about 105lbs., he has barked at one person and that is the only time he ever barked at all. They were bred to stop poachers in England, and instead of biting they knock you down and stand on you until help comes. Though they are VERY protective of their owners. Brazilian Mastiffs(Fila Brasileiro) are another story all together. I know quite a few Mastiffs and Bull Mastiffs and only one(mine) has any energy at all. I have been bitten by a german shepard, jellyfish, spiders, wasp, mother fucking pussy ass worthless Yellow Jackets(Go Dawgs). Cousin shot a rattler about five feet away from me once without saying a word to me(heart attack) Camping in the Great Smokies on the AT, in a bear cage, a bear tried to get in then a month later(still on the AT) I fell asleep in a shelter with the biography of James Brown(serious)next to me, woke up and mice had eaten half of it. It is a creepy felling having mice going back and forth across your sleeping bag all night.
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Apr 30 2008, 11:10 AM
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NWP E-Badass
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QUOTE(bivey @ Apr 30 2008, 07:05 PM) QUOTE(IndianaSlim @ Apr 30 2008, 11:42 AM) i was bit by a bull mastiff, that was a crazy few seconds Wow, very few Bull Mastiffs or Mastiffs in general bite. My mastiff is a year old and about 105lbs., he has barked at one person and that is the only time he ever barked at all. They were bred to stop poachers in England, and instead of biting they knock you down and stand on you until help comes. Though they are VERY protective of their owners. Brazilian Mastiffs(Fila Brasileiro) are another story all together. I know quite a few Mastiffs and Bull Mastiffs and only one(mine) has any energy at all. I have been bitten by a german shepard, jellyfish, spiders, wasp, mother fucking pussy ass worthless Yellow Jackets(Go Dawgs). Cousin shot a rattler about five feet away from me once without saying a word to me(heart attack) Camping in the Great Smokies on the AT, in a bear cage, a bear tried to get in then a month later(still on the AT) I fell asleep in a shelter with the biography of James Brown(serious)next to me, woke up and mice had eaten half of it. It is a creepy felling having mice going back and forth across your sleeping bag all night. No one asked for a fukin novel go write a story in your own thread you cock smoking cumbucket , geez no one fukin cares about your mastiff ok ?
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Apr 30 2008, 11:19 AM
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NWP Pirahna
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QUOTE(fkurMother @ May 1 2008, 05:10 AM) QUOTE(bivey @ Apr 30 2008, 07:05 PM) QUOTE(IndianaSlim @ Apr 30 2008, 11:42 AM) i was bit by a bull mastiff, that was a crazy few seconds Wow, very few Bull Mastiffs or Mastiffs in general bite. My mastiff is a year old and about 105lbs., he has barked at one person and that is the only time he ever barked at all. They were bred to stop poachers in England, and instead of biting they knock you down and stand on you until help comes. Though they are VERY protective of their owners. Brazilian Mastiffs(Fila Brasileiro) are another story all together. I know quite a few Mastiffs and Bull Mastiffs and only one(mine) has any energy at all. I have been bitten by a german shepard, jellyfish, spiders, wasp, mother fucking pussy ass worthless Yellow Jackets(Go Dawgs). Cousin shot a rattler about five feet away from me once without saying a word to me(heart attack) Camping in the Great Smokies on the AT, in a bear cage, a bear tried to get in then a month later(still on the AT) I fell asleep in a shelter with the biography of James Brown(serious)next to me, woke up and mice had eaten half of it. It is a creepy felling having mice going back and forth across your sleeping bag all night. No one asked for a fukin novel go write a story in your own thread you cock smoking cumbucket , geez no one fukin cares about your mastiff ok ? I dunno I think this guy fits in
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Apr 30 2008, 11:50 AM
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NWP Cock Craving Short Bus
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Niggers.
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Apr 30 2008, 12:28 PM
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NWP Pirahna
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My best friend's friend was recently attacked and killed by a bear while he and his wife were camping.
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QUOTE(Jewdonk) Its bad enough when a set gets 4 flushed I don't need to deal with some porky pig white trash nigger like Mark blowing smoke breath in my face when he wasn't even in the pots I lost that night. |
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