the one that got away

i wanna hear stories about the girl you wanted to fuck, had the chance to fuck, but something stupid got in the way at the last second...i guess i will start...


jennifer foo....i was a sophomore and she was a jr, she was house sitting for this guy in our neighborhood and invited me over...we had this odd relationship, we both were dating other ppl, but we both knew we wanted to hook up just never happened..anyways i go to the house , we start drinking, i lean in to kiss her and she had the worst case of shit mouth i have ever encountered..i almost gagged her breath was so bad...i didnt know what to say, so i just kinda played it off and got up to get another drink...i guess she knew something was wrong cause the mood was mad diffrent....i went home soon after and she moved away a few months later...yes, i fucked up..she was a hot thick asian broad,,it still pisses me off to this day... ....

mine was posted before along with pictures, the miss teen Kentucky one. Ill try to think of a few others.

i don't understand how people don't KNOW they have shit mouth.

sfagree...it wasnt like the normal bad breath, that i could have dealt with...this was ive been drinking a diahera slurpy all day kind of bad

Wait 16 years and I'll tell the one about your daughter.

Except the ending won't be that she got away...

..i hate you lol

COPTER?

BTW, this is officially my first NWP quote edit ever.

Damn Cashballa you would have to write a page.

Nickname "NO GAME"

i was going on a first date with some girl rachel. it was going to be a regular date, but the morning of the date she tells me she was getting her fake id from some guy in the dorm and it would be ready for the night. i had some friends who went to vegas that weekend so i said fuck it and asked her if she was game. we went to vegas. we got a room at Paris, partied our asses off and got back to the hotel at 5:00 cuz i had leave by 10am to get home for a family function later that sunday. we get in the sack and it gets all hot and heavy, 10 minutes of hardcore foreplay and i'm about to seal the deal when i get the urge to throw up. i run to the bathroom and puke ny brains out and FALL ASLEEP ON THE TOILET UNTIL IT'S TIME TO GET UP AND GET READY!!! this bitch was way out of my league and needless to say it never happened. she got back with her boyfriend and i think about that shit every so often and wanna hang myself everytime i think about it. DONK DOWN!!!!

NOOSE SIR

nh

I have no game either. Luckily Im really good looking

Oh the pain...

Obv. in college at the Tennis National Championships in Corpus Christi, Texas. 2 teams qualified from our state. The other teams #3 seed had a HOT fucking sister and was allowed to go to the tourney to root him on. I flirted with her lots but actually thought I had no shot because it was a huge sword fight. I think I saw 3 chicks the whole time I was down there. Anyways, they put me on a court that was away from all the other courts out in BFE. So there was like a total of 4 people watching but she was one of them. I was like WOW, I think I have a shot. Later that night, she called the hotel phone and told me there was a party upstairs and to come up to her room. I went up there fully expecting to go to a party and she was in the room all by herself with just a Tshirt on. I sat on the bed and she put her arms around me. She went to kiss me and I actually stopped her. The thoughts of my gf of 2+ years back home would not leave my mind. The guilt was overwhelming and I stopped anything before it got going. What a fucking fool I was! This chick was smoking and I just turned down a sure thing. That's not the worst of it though. 2 weeks later after the Nationals I returned home to my girl and she told me she had a confession. She had cheated on me 2 weeks earlier with some dude.

I challenge anyone to come up with ownage like that.

wow. tough to beat that sirrr...

That's a painful story in so many ways.