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 Cake Poker Cashout Issues - Resolved, EMAILS START PG 2 |
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 Aug 23 2008, 02:59 PM
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NWP Bet Welching Fat Scotsman
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QUOTE I will be posting this on my website very shortly. I cannot tollerate this level of non-compliance for much longer QUOTE This is of course completely unacceptable and I implore you to contact a manager regarding my situation. Inform them that I run www.neverwinpoker.com a website seen by 50,000 viewers and this story will be reported very shortly if I continue to hear nothing back from Cake Poker. I think it would be a close race between Dan Druff's high horse and Meecons high horse. Both are excellent, well trained competitors at running the Ego Mile at The Delusions Of Grandeur Raceway. Good Luck
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Aug 23 2008, 03:00 PM
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Super Donkey
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QUOTE(micon @ Aug 23 2008, 11:54 PM)  P.S. they are reading this thread and I am deleting all black cocks that come before useful info that I post. So if I post something useful like email chains in the future of this thread, then past cocks may be deleted. Please post cock pix knowing the risk of deletion. Obv they should have to look at black cock pics for messing with your moneyz. I say you start inserting black cock throughout this thread for some NWP style payback.
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Aug 23 2008, 03:09 PM
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NWP Rehab Pro
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QUOTE(micon @ Aug 23 2008, 06:49 PM) Depository of emails sent to Cake. Note this cashout (4 digits, bitches) was initiated on 8/4/08. They wouldn't speak to me for a week or so after I found something was wrong a week and change later, so check this email chain, start at the bottom. Note that I did nothing from 8/14 until a few days ago, because it was clear after this exchange Cake wanted nothing to do with me until their gay time frame expired: Hello, 8/15/08 (didn't copy headers...)
Thank you for your email. As you have requested the check on the 4th of August and today is the 14th you are within the timeframe provided of 10-15 business days. There are no issues with your check. If you have sent a previous email please forward any other requests or questions you may have made as we have not received any other emails from the email registered on your account.
Please let us know if we can be of further assistance.
Kind Regards,
Kevin
CakePoker Support
From: "Bryan Micon" <bmicon@hotmail.com>
Received: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:59:23 GMT
To: "CakePoker Support" <support@cakepoker.com>
Subject: RE: my cashout [Ticket#: 34]
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yes you could be of further assistance and actually read my email and follow my requests.
I want a manager to look at this situation. I feel an error has been made and I want it investigated.
I will be posting this on my website very shortly. I cannot tollerate this level of non-compliance for much longer
From: support@cakepoker.com
To: bmicon@hotmail.com
Date: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:18:42 +0000
Subject: Re: my cashout [Ticket#: 3xxxx just in case  ]
Hello,
Thank you for your email. Please note that the combined time for processing and delivering a check is 10-15 business days.
Please let us know if we can be of further assistance.
Kind Regards,
Kevin
CakePoker Support
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From: "Bryan Micon" <bmicon@hotmail.com>
Received: Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:15:23 GMT
To: <support@cakepoker.com>
Subject: my cashout
I asked about a cashout for $X,XXX.36 that I made on 8/4/2008 that I have not recieved. I inquired about this over 4 days ago with no response. This is of course completely unacceptable and I implore you to contact a manager regarding my situation. Inform them that I run www.neverwinpoker.com a website seen by 50,000 viewers and this story will be reported very shortly if I continue to hear nothing back from Cake Poker.
-/\/\icon^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ========== START HERE AND READ UP FUCKERS ===================== ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wait, so because you havent gotten a check from August 4th? You are bitching on the 14th and 15th? Wow, you are one of the main reasons I wish Hitler would have finished them off
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"Only God Can Judge Me, So Either Love Me Or Leave Me Alone." :poundit Crew 4LIFE  
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Aug 23 2008, 03:12 PM
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The real Micon, obv
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QUOTE(dual @ Aug 23 2008, 04:03 PM) looks like their check processing company went dd./cut them off, standard  QUOTE(Weiss IS Nice™ @ Aug 23 2008, 04:09 PM) Wait, so because you havent gotten a check from August 4th? You are bitching on the 14th and 15th? Wow, you are one of the main reasons I wish Hitler would have finished them off Listen you fat motherfucking stroke victim cock, if you want to wait forever for your cashouts and just let the site tell you anything and make you wait however long they fucking feel like it until they get their shit together and send you a check, go ahead. I will complain constantly from the moment I think something is wrong. Have you learned nothing Weiss? Do you think these poker sites are looking out for you? Or do you think they are trying to make maximum money and your dumb, fat ass might get rolled along the way?
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Aug 23 2008, 03:13 PM
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NWP Rehab Pro
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They say 10-15 business days. Meaning you cashed out on the 4th, and its now the 23rd. 17 days. Just making it 15 business days today, and you are biching about your check. Yet, I bet they give you the tracking number in less than 2 days and you get your check in about 4. It would have happened regardless of whether or not you acted like a whiney jew. Congrats, its working for you, and your bigtime 4 digit cashouts.  Hu4rolls? Remember when we played a bunch of 500 hu sngs and I owned your hook nose?
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"Only God Can Judge Me, So Either Love Me Or Leave Me Alone." :poundit Crew 4LIFE
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Aug 23 2008, 03:14 PM
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NWP Rehab Pro
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QUOTE(micon @ Aug 23 2008, 07:12 PM) QUOTE(dual @ Aug 23 2008, 04:03 PM) looks like their check processing company went dd./cut them off, standard QUOTE(Weiss IS Nice™ @ Aug 23 2008, 04:09 PM) Wait, so because you havent gotten a check from August 4th? You are bitching on the 14th and 15th? Wow, you are one of the main reasons I wish Hitler would have finished them off Listen you fat motherfucking stroke victim cock, if you want to wait forever for your cashouts and just let the site tell you anything and make you wait however long they fucking feel like it until they get their shit together and send you a check, go ahead. I will complain constantly from the moment I think something is wrong. Have you learned nothing Weiss? Do you think these poker sites are looking out for you? Or do you think they are trying to make maximum money and your dumb, fat ass might get rolled along the way? I get my cashouts from Cake WITHIN 24 hours every single time. Delivered right into my processing account which than goes into my checking within another 72 hours. EVERYTIME. Because I'm not a fucking idiot waiting for his next rent check. You are on the grind son
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"Only God Can Judge Me, So Either Love Me Or Leave Me Alone." :poundit Crew 4LIFE
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Aug 23 2008, 03:15 PM
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NWP Bet Welching Fat Scotsman
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QUOTE Listen you fat motherfucking stroke victim cock He is a victim of stroking his own cock? You get better all the time Micon - now you think online poker sites are designed to roll you...Awesome. It doesnt take a brain surgeon to figure out its in their interest to dely cheque processing. Standard procedure. Deal with it you whiney broke Jew fuck.
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QUOTE The term trainwreck has been thrown around NWP for years, you are a compelte fucking catastrophe. short, balding, broke ass, comic-book-reading, philipino nigger who's life revolves around NWP when your priorities should be invested IRL. I love it when you use the words "nwp and history" in the same post, almost like you go back and rerread old threads so you can hope to fit in. |
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Aug 23 2008, 03:21 PM
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NWP Rehab Pro
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Also, we do bitch about it. We just do it privately because there is no need to try and throw a poker site under the bus that has done nothing wrong. Its been one day past the 15 days, and you feel you should know the interworkings of their operation? Jesus man, let go of that fucking ego you fucking self absorbed R list celebrity. You dress like a fucking hobo and have so many opporunities in life, yet fall so short because of your dogshit work ethic and your burnout mentality. Get a fucking hold of yourself, you're like 30 years old. Within 20 years you will be the new cowboy of Vegas, only you'll be the sweatsuedo guy.
Grow the fuck up and stop trying to think you're cracking the next investigation. Third party processors drop all the time and NONE of these poker sites have gone out of their way to fuck people over. They always try to make it right, and yes, I do think they care about us, the players. BECAUSE WE PAY THE FUCKING SALARY YOU FUCKING JEW, BUT YOU CANT SEE PAST THAT, BECAUSE YOU ARE WHAT YOUARE. A FUCKING SELF ABSORBED DREAMING FAILURE.
DEAL
HU4ROLLS
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"Only God Can Judge Me, So Either Love Me Or Leave Me Alone." :poundit Crew 4LIFE
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Aug 23 2008, 03:37 PM
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NWP Rehab Pro
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Aug 23 2008, 07:28 PM) We also paid the salaries of AP and UB, but that didn't stop them from rolling us.
I don't think Cake is out to cheat anyone (at least not yet), but they are incompetent, especially lately.
If they are going to take an eternity to process checks, then the least they can do is have some sort of way of checking upon the matter through their payment processor.
To just say, "We sent it for processing and don't know what's happening" is unacceptable -- even if the supposed "15 business days" haven't passed. LOL, the spin Doctor somehow throws in cheating from UB and Ap into Micon not getting a check within 15 days because his rent is due in his 1BR apartment/Radio Studio(lol) They said it takes 15 days, how is it any of your business whats taking them 15 days? You know exactly what the guidelines are when you signup. If you don't like it, than goto another site that gives you a shorter time frame in the tutorial, and than you can bitch at them when it doesn't come within 5-7 days, like they say. And if you are any kind of serious player, and playing with big sums of money on cake, if you are getting checks you are a straight up moron. You can PM me if you don't know the method, but I helped a certain NWP baller get over 50k off there in less than a week
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"Only God Can Judge Me, So Either Love Me Or Leave Me Alone." :poundit Crew 4LIFE
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Aug 23 2008, 03:54 PM
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NWP Super-Fish
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QUOTE(Weiss IS Nice™ @ Aug 23 2008, 11:21 PM) Also, we do bitch about it. We just do it privately because there is no need to try and throw a poker site under the bus that has done nothing wrong. Its been one day past the 15 days, and you feel you should know the interworkings of their operation? Jesus man, let go of that fucking ego you fucking self absorbed R list celebrity. You dress like a fucking hobo and have so many opporunities in life, yet fall so short because of your dogshit work ethic and your burnout mentality. Get a fucking hold of yourself, you're like 30 years old. Within 20 years you will be the new cowboy of Vegas, only you'll be the sweatsuedo guy.
Grow the fuck up and stop trying to think you're cracking the next investigation. Third party processors drop all the time and NONE of these poker sites have gone out of their way to fuck people over. They always try to make it right, and yes, I do think they care about us, the players. BECAUSE WE PAY THE FUCKING SALARY YOU FUCKING JEW, BUT YOU CANT SEE PAST THAT, BECAUSE YOU ARE WHAT YOUARE. A FUCKING SELF ABSORBED DREAMING FAILURE.
DEAL
HU4ROLLS SFOWNED
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Aug 23 2008, 03:58 PM
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I am NOT a fish.
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QUOTE(micon @ Aug 23 2008, 10:52 PM) TODAY! A RESPONSE FROM CAKE!! No issues with my check huh? You fat mother fucking stoke victim cock. I TOLD YOU MANY TIMES THERE IS A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH MY CASHOUT AND YOU ARE A SHITTY POKER SITE THAT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT MY MONEY, OBV (start from bottom):
your third party check processor obviously screwed something up.
That is why I emailed you about this weeks ago, but Cake Poker obviously doesn't care about me or my money, so Cake told me to just sit and wait for 1 week until your gross "15 business day" can't-discuss-or-investigate-the-issue time frame was expired.
Now that it has I am glad to see that you finally realize there is a major problem. Please forward this to your supervisor that I am updating this issue on my webiste seen by 50,000 poker players each month, and I am very close to doing a front-page story on this matter given the current climate of internet poker cashouts and the problems some of the smaller sites like Cake have been experiencing. I feel the community should know what is going on and how Cake will react to this situation.
I urge you to investigate this ASAP and issue me due funds + compensation for sitting here waiting for my $ knowing something is wrong and getting zero response from Cake poker after numerous emails over the last 48 hrs when I emailed over 10 days ago informing you there was a problem and getting blown off once again by a poker site telling me there is no problem when there is a gross one.
-Bryan Micon
From: support@cakepoker.com
To: bmicon@hotmail.com
Date: Sat, 23 Aug 2008 13:11:30 +0000
Subject: Re: why won't you respond to my cashout inquiry? [Ticket#: 3xxxx]
Hello Bryan,
Thank you for your email. We're gonna send you your check when we get around to it. You bothered us enough. Fuck you. You get it if we want you to get it. Don't like it? Sue us. LOL.
Please let us know if we can be of further assistance.
Later Fag,
Sean
CakePoker Support
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Aug 23 2008, 04:04 PM
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NWP Pirahna
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So they were still within the stated timeframe? Pretty embarrassing.
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Be fearful when others are greedy and be greedy when others are fearful.
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Aug 23 2008, 04:18 PM
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NWP Pirahna
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QUOTE(rolled @ Aug 23 2008, 07:50 AM) QUOTE(Azzclown @ Aug 23 2008, 04:27 AM) QUOTE(micon @ Aug 23 2008, 04:14 AM) so odd... they won't respond to any email from me...
so sick, they owe me $ and won't email me back.
STILL NO RESPONSE FROM CAKE Seriously, why are you guys still surprised when shady companies from 3rd world toilets roll you? I mean, haven't you guys learned your lesson? Will you ever? The fact that you guys are still willing to roll the dice and just hope they give you your money blows my mind. I hope you get your money, but Jesus Christ, wake the fuck up. You got rolled by Justin Smith? Every online poker site is a Justin Smith waiting to happen. Play live, or don't play. they are in canada fyi, and your retarded if you are scared of online poker rooms. LOL, I'll remember you wrote that when there is an 87 page thread about how all you mongoloids got rolled for your rollz.
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QUOTE(BETTY_SWALLOX @ Sep 21 2008, 01:21 AM) [snapback]981307[/snapback] I don't think their is anything wrong in tasting your own cock, i taste mine all the time during sex with my bird |
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Aug 23 2008, 04:19 PM
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NWP Uber-Fish
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Not sure but pretty sure that is David Williams
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Aug 23 2008, 04:43 PM
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NWP Super-Fish
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Weiss pwning jew face in this thread
Nail on the fucking head.
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QUOTE(Jewdonk @ Sep 16 2008, 03:32 PM) I stared at my jpeg gagging on massive nigger cock for over a year and took it up the ass already on multiple occasions extending into 'real life'. Some hard lessons learned over the last 18 months. |
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