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2008 NWP Dead Pool - Official Death Watch Thread

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post Sep 2 2008, 10:33 PM
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post Sep 11 2008, 09:08 AM
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post Sep 27 2008, 07:32 AM
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seems like wrench was the only person with Paul Newman which would give him a solid lead i think?

edit: why does charleton heston score has 13? 59.5 years old?

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18-29 Years Old - 20 Points
30-39 Years Old - 18 Points
40-49 Years Old - 16 Points
50-59 Years Old - 14 Points
60-69 Years Old - 12 Points
70-79 Years Old - 10 Points
80-89 Years Old - 8 Points
90-99 Years Old - 6 Points
100+ Years Old - 4 Points


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post Sep 27 2008, 08:26 AM
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post Sep 27 2008, 12:24 PM
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oh.


Current Standings:

1st) wrenchjockey - 36
2nd) Team Razor - 25
3rd) Slim1988 - 21
4th) Ship - 20
5th) tuckeroo, DirtyB, thakilla, kirklaja - 13
6th) bigairdog, punished - 8
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post Sep 27 2008, 12:26 PM
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QUOTE(ship @ Sep 27 2008, 10:32 AM) *
seems like wrench was the only person with Paul Newman which would give him a solid lead i think?

edit: why does charleton heston score has 13? 59.5 years old?

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18-29 Years Old - 20 Points
30-39 Years Old - 18 Points
40-49 Years Old - 16 Points
50-59 Years Old - 14 Points
60-69 Years Old - 12 Points
70-79 Years Old - 10 Points
80-89 Years Old - 8 Points
90-99 Years Old - 6 Points
100+ Years Old - 4 Points


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84 years old = 8 pts
First death of the year = 5 bonus points
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post Sep 27 2008, 02:12 PM
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QUOTE(wrenchjockey @ Jan 6 2008, 10:17 PM) *
QUOTE(shipdachips @ Jan 6 2008, 11:15 PM) *
LOL Micon must have made his list after some mexican schwag and a long session of big team battle


Young team, no doubt.

Also, LOL @ GWB.


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but if he hits a couple miracles he could be in the lead in no time.

also weiss you need to score some runs sir.


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post Oct 12 2008, 07:14 AM
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QUOTE(ship @ Sep 27 2008, 11:12 PM) *
QUOTE(wrenchjockey @ Jan 6 2008, 10:17 PM) *
QUOTE(shipdachips @ Jan 6 2008, 11:15 PM) *
LOL Micon must have made his list after some mexican schwag and a long session of big team battle


Young team, no doubt.

Also, LOL @ GWB.


sftrue.jpg

but if he hits a couple miracles he could be in the lead in no time.

also weiss you need to score some runs sir.




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post Oct 21 2008, 06:39 PM
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post Oct 23 2008, 06:32 PM
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QUOTE(wrenchjockey @ Jan 6 2008, 10:00 PM) *
If all 13 pay, payouts will be:

1st : $120
2nd: $80
3rd: $40
4th $20

Scoring:

BASE POINTS
18-29 Years Old - 20 Points
30-39 Years Old - 18 Points
40-49 Years Old - 16 Points
50-59 Years Old - 14 Points
60-69 Years Old - 12 Points
70-79 Years Old - 10 Points
80-89 Years Old - 8 Points
90-99 Years Old - 6 Points
100+ Years Old - 4 Points

BONUS POINTS
UNIQUE PICK - Add 5 points if you are the only team who selected the stiff.
UNNATURAL CAUSES - Add 10 points for Murder, Suicide or Accidental Death.
EARLY BIRD - Add 5 Points for the first death of the contest.
LAST CHANCE - Add 5 Points for the last death of the contest.


micon

fidel castro
zsa zsa gabor
Billy Grahm
Allen Iverson
George W. Bush
Tonya Harding
Elizabeth Taylor
Muhammad Ali
Posh Spice
Britney Spears
Tommy Lee
Kate Moss
Lindsay Lohan
Steve-o
Owen Wilson
50 Cent
Ben Cousins (austrailian football player, obv)
Amy winehouse
Dane Cook
Paris Hilton


Defending Champ Slim1988

Ronnie Biggs
Sid Caesar
Fidel Castro
Dick Clark
Jimmy Dean
Phyllis Diller
Bob Dole
Kirk Douglas
Louis Farrakhan
Betty Ford
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Estelle Getty - 8 points
Billy Graham
Henry Hill
Stephen Hawking
Charlton Heston - 13 points
Gordie Howe
Earl Simmons (DMX)
Margaret Thatcher
John Wooden


wrenchjockey

1 Billy Graham
2 Charlton Heston - 13 points
3 Lindsay Lohan
4 Muhammed Ali
5 Orenthal James Simpson
6 Ariel Sharon
7 Bo Diddley - 10 points + 5 Unique Pick Bonus Points
8 Liz Taylor
9 Paul Newman - 8 points
10 Andy Rooney
11 Dolores Hope
12 Jerry Lewis
13 Charles Manson
14 Dr Ruth Westheimer
15 Louis Farrakhan
16 Ozzy Osbourne
17 Abe Vigoda
18 Zsa Zsa Gabor
19 Farrah Fawcett
20 Margaret Thatcher


bigairdog

1. Kirk Douglas
2. Nancy Reagen
3. Fidel Castro
4. Abe Vigoda
5. Fifty Cent
6. Don Rickels
7. Courtney Love
8. Tara Reed
9. Dennis Rodman
10. Ozzie Ozbourne
11. Chuch Berry
12. Paul Newman - 8 points
13. Phylis Diller
14. Lyndsy Lohan
15. Sid Ceaser
16 Dick Cheney
17. John Goodman
18. Mically Caulkin
19. Jimmy Chagra
20. Kieth Richards


tuckeroo

1. Ariel Sharon
2. Fidel Castro
3. Billy Graham
4. Muhammad Ali
5. Dick Clark
6. Barack Obama
7. Farrah Fawcett
8. Scott Weiland
9. Walter Cronkite
10. BB King
11. Jerry Lewis
12. Margaret Thatcher
13. Mickey Rooney
14. JD Salinger
15. Ben Rothliesberger
16. Doyle Brunson (super-duper AIDS, obv)
17. John Wooden
18. Danica Patrick
19. Charlton Heston - 13 points
20. Owen Wilson


MikeG

Andy Rooney
Captain Beefheart
Chyna
Courtney Love
Fat Joe
Fats Domino
Hamed Karzai
Hillary Clinton
James Earl Jones
John Madden
Juvenile
Karl Malden
Keith Richards
Lex Luger
Lou Pearlman
Louie Anderson
Robin Roberts
Roger Ebert
Ronnie James Dio
Verne Troyer


DirtyB

Britney Spears
Lindsay Lohan
Andy Dick
Mary-Kate Olsen
Amy Winehouse
Pete Doherty
Jenna Jameson
Queen Elizabeth II
Fidel Castro
Michael Jackson
Phyllis Diller
Charlton Heston - 13 points
Bob Dole
Liz Taylor
Jimmy Carter
Clint Eastwood
Henry Kissinger
Waler Cronkite
Yogi Berra
John Wooden


kirklaja

1. Marion Barry
2. Yogi Berra
3. Osama Bin Laden
4. Wilford Brimley
5. Tommy Chong
6. Dick Clark
7. Billy Graham
8. Charlton Heston - 13 points
9. B.B. King
10. Henry Kissinger
11. Tina Louise
12. Jerry Mathers
13. Ed McMahon
14. Roger Moore
15. Stan Musial
16. Les Paul
17. Axl Rose
18. Grace Slick
19. Slim Whitman
20. John Wooden


shipdachips

Amy Winehouse
Barack Obama
Britney Spears
Fidel Castro
Stephen Hawking
Artie Lange
Ariel Sharon
Pete Doherty
Elizabeth Edwards
Estelle Getty - 8 points
Roger Ebert
King Sihanouk
Bobby Murcer - 12 points
Louis Farrakhan
Pervez Musharraf
Nicole Ritchie
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Abu Hamza al-Muhajir
Ayman al-Zawahiri
Bear Grylls


weissman

1. Fidel Castro
2. Billy Graham
3. Ariel Sharon
4. Nancy Reagan
5. Ricardo Montalban
6. Jerry Lewis
7. Bob Barker
8. Jack LaLanne
9. Karl Malden
10. Mike Wallace
11. B.B. King
12. Phyllis Diller
13. Ruby Muhammad
14. Waler Cronkite
15. John Wooden
16. Eunice Kennedy Shriver
17. Yogi Berra
18. Betty Ford
19. Queen Elizabeth II
20. Henry Kissinger


Punished

Estelle Getty - 8 points
Gary Busey
Sammy Baugh
Annette Funicello
Ruth Bader Ginsberg
Lee Iococca
Burt Bacharach
Norman Lear
Walter Cronkite
C. Everett Koop
Jimmy Swaggart
Ray Bradbury
Vidal Sassoon
Chuck Yeager
Yogi Berra
Bob Feller
Ralph Lauren
Mel Brooks
Morley Safer
Charles Manson


thakilla

1 stephen jackson
2 muhammed ali
3 jamal tinsley
4 Owen Wilson
5 barrack obama
6 Macho man randy savage
7 Stephen Hawking
8 Porter Wagner
9 Darryl Strawberry
10 Dwight Gooden
11 Osama Bin Laden
12 David Crosby
13 Stephen Stills
14 Roger Ebert
16 Elizabeth Edwards
17 Charleton Heston - 13 points
18 jack Kevorkian
19 John wooden
20 Dick Cheney


TeamRazor

1. Russell Watson
2. Castro
3. Elizabeth Edwards
4. Hamed Karzai
5. Britney Spears
6. Bilawal Bhutto
7. Ronnie Biggs
8. Levi Stubbs
9. Elizabeth Taylor
10. Ariel Sharon
11. Eleanor Mondale
12. Louis Farrakhan
13. Bobby Murcer - 12 points
14. Jack Kevorkian
15. Harold Pinter
16. Ernie Harwell
17. Charlton Heston - 13 points
18. Charles Taylor
19. Captain Beefheart
20. Norman Wisdom



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post Oct 24 2008, 05:45 AM
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7th) punished - 8
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post Oct 25 2008, 12:03 PM
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Slingin' Sammy Baugh goes donkdown, getting down to crunch time.


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post Dec 18 2008, 06:55 AM
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QUOTE(Punished @ Dec 17 2008, 10:29 PM) *
Slingin' Sammy Baugh goes donkdown, getting down to crunch time.



+11 for you, nh. You may get another +5 if it's the last death this year. Keep fingers crossed.



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post Dec 25 2008, 04:48 PM
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TeamRazor now has an insurmountable lead, since Harold "Who?" Pinter takes the dirt nap at age 78


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2nd) wrenchjockey - 36
3rd) bigairdog - 25
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5th) Ship - 20
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post Dec 25 2008, 04:52 PM
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what do you know, the guy who comes in after the deadline and got to see everyone elses list, wins, after he didnt get a correct pick right last year.

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QUOTE(ship @ Dec 25 2008, 07:52 PM) *
what do you know, the guy who comes in after the deadline and got to see everyone elses list, wins, after he didnt get a correct pick right last year.

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this was the guy who tried to use the "my life is so badass, the notion that i would cheat in this contest is absurd" defense right?


then we found out hes a 350 lb alcoholic mess


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post Dec 26 2008, 04:44 AM
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QUOTE(ship @ Dec 26 2008, 01:50 AM) *
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If this allegation proves to be true, he is disqualified for having previous knowledge of the dates of his picks' deaths.
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