***Official have cigarettes as your avatar thread***

first, when i'm elected as prez, my first duty to the country will be to invest 100's of billions of taxpayer's dollars into a huge fleet of nigger vessels

said nigger vessels will carry all niggers back to africa

being the humanitarian that i am, i will drop by helicopter boxes full of crack along the african coastline, so that the niggers stay happy

eventually the crack will run out and all but a few niggers will be killed in a huge crack riot

I once had a black widow spider for a pet who would chase me when she escaped from her jar. Only happened a few times but those certainly were scary moments.