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Here is my read of what is going to happen on tv
- Here's Phil Helmuth, and Here's Todd "Dan Druff" Witteles Bracelet winner - Norman Chad will comment on your head and shoulders bottle and crack a joke- lightly implying you are a douchebag
- They will show some of the argument between you and Hellmuth, but edit out the UB talk, but make it look like you two are arguing over something else
- They show your bust hand, making Hellmuth look like a hero
- Norman Chad will make some comment about you after you bust and say something like "You dont know who you were messing with" and comment again on your head and shoulders bottle. Again slightly implying you are a douchebag and making Hellmuth look like a hero
- They will show Hellmuth make a slight sny comment about you after you leave the table
- Immediately Banjo music plays then cut to commercial.
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Sep 8 2009, 08:33 AM)
Well, here we go. This time I won't be winning any money, and we'll see how much of my anti-UB talk with Hellmuth is shown (probably none). In all likelihood, just my bustout hand against Hellmuth will be shown. Anyway, it will all become clear tonight at 5pm on ESPN.
Druff, make no mistake, there were a few highly positive outcomes of your experience at that table.
1) The ESPN audience will be reminded you are a past Bracelet winner. 2) You got back your $10k buyin from those online crooks. 3) You weren't outplayed by Phil, he just caught all the cards that day and you didn't. 4) Nice to have a digitized record of WSOP feature table appearance with Phil for your family, kids, etc. to look at in the future.
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QUOTE(10000maniacs @ Sep 8 2009, 08:29 AM)
Here is my read of what is going to happen on tv
- Here's Phil Helmuth, and Here's Todd "Dan Druff" Witteles Bracelet winner - Norman Chad will comment on your head and shoulders bottle and crack a joke- lightly implying you are a douchebag
- They will show some of the argument between you and Hellmuth, but edit out the UB talk, but make it look like you two are arguing over something else
- They show your bust hand, making Hellmuth look like a hero
- Norman Chad will make some comment about you after you bust and something like "You dont know who you were messing with" and comment again on your head and shoulders bottle. Again slightly implying you are a douchebag and making Hellmuth look like a hero
- They will show Hellmuth make a slight sny comment about you after you leave the table
- Immediately Banjo music plays then cut to commercial.
COUNT ON IT!!! - 100%
Probably close, except I bet they just totally edit out the trash talk.
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Sep 8 2009, 05:35 AM)
QUOTE(10000maniacs @ Sep 8 2009, 08:29 AM)
Here is my read of what is going to happen on tv
- Here's Phil Helmuth, and Here's Todd "Dan Druff" Witteles Bracelet winner - Norman Chad will comment on your head and shoulders bottle and crack a joke- lightly implying you are a douchebag
- They will show some of the argument between you and Hellmuth, but edit out the UB talk, but make it look like you two are arguing over something else
- They show your bust hand, making Hellmuth look like a hero
- Norman Chad will make some comment about you after you bust and something like "You dont know who you were messing with" and comment again on your head and shoulders bottle. Again slightly implying you are a douchebag and making Hellmuth look like a hero
- They will show Hellmuth make a slight sny comment about you after you leave the table
- Immediately Banjo music plays then cut to commercial.
COUNT ON IT!!! - 100%
Probably close, except I bet they just totally edit out the trash talk.
Its Hellmuth man!!! Of course they will show you two trash talking for a few seconds only (while editing out anything to do with UB) Thus setting it up for TV for when he busts you making Hellmuth look more favorable and making Druff look like the big loser after the trash talking. Cant wait to see it though.
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props to you for getting in the face of hellmuth, the guy is an asshole, he can dish it out but can't take it. anyone who blasts you for calling out UB is beyond worthless.
There has always been some weird sexual tension between phantom and Martha. Micon is lucky that there's a big ocean between you two.
I'm not sure which indignity is worse: - Leaving your wife, shacking up with your former neighbor, and getting cheated on with a guy from your own poker forum, or... - Getting ripped off for $12,000 by a guy with neck tattoos
Either way, Micon needs to be thankful that phantom isn't visiting his girl's land down under.
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Druff post a link to the previous ESPN coverage you had. Is this the seat cover swinging episode? I have never seen it.
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NO I DON'T KNOW HER NAME.
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I'm gonna get this shit shut down mark my words
By the time I am done with my email to Robbie, he is going to be sending me a thank you note right before he puts this fucking cesspool on lockdown permamently
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keep underestimating me
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NWP sucks and I am going to make sure that this shit gets wiped off the fucking web as soon as possible. I hate everything this site stands for and always have since the day I regged here 3 years ago
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QUOTE(DanDruff @ Sep 8 2009, 11:35 AM)
QUOTE(10000maniacs @ Sep 8 2009, 08:29 AM)
Here is my read of what is going to happen on tv
- Here's Phil Helmuth, and Here's Todd "Dan Druff" Witteles Bracelet winner - Norman Chad will comment on your head and shoulders bottle and crack a joke- lightly implying you are a douchebag
- They will show some of the argument between you and Hellmuth, but edit out the UB talk, but make it look like you two are arguing over something else
- They show your bust hand, making Hellmuth look like a hero
- Norman Chad will make some comment about you after you bust and something like "You dont know who you were messing with" and comment again on your head and shoulders bottle. Again slightly implying you are a douchebag and making Hellmuth look like a hero
- They will show Hellmuth make a slight sny comment about you after you leave the table
- Immediately Banjo music plays then cut to commercial.
COUNT ON IT!!! - 100%
Probably close, except I bet they just totally edit out the trash talk.
they may not. Norman Chad grilled Zeejustin for cheating. He might grill russ hamilton and UB. I wouldn't count on it but it is a possiblility
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I bought a 6-pack for this. I really think this will be interesting. I will however disclose that I would also buy a 6-pack to watch Flavor of Love or even an infomercial.
Sep 8 2009, 06:33 AM
