QUOTE(DanDruff @ Apr 11 2008, 08:05 PM)

Boy, I'm glad we have such a responsible father figure in the poker industry looking out for all of our interests.
You guys heard the latest news out of Washington, right? Congress was just about to repeal the UIGEA, but one of its members stumbled onto NWP during a break, saw a few dickgirls, and turned everyone's minds around that poker is corrupting America.
"Internet gambling leads to proliferation of chicks with dicks, and soon it will lead to an epidemic of young men feeling the need to check the private areas of the girls they date before they can even feel comfortable holding hands," said one Congressman who voted against the repeal.
Good job, Mason.
Free Druff!
QUOTE(Alpo_Splatr @ Apr 11 2008, 08:18 PM)

QUOTE(micon @ Apr 11 2008, 08:22 PM)

QUOTE(Mason "Mouthful" Malmuth)
Where We're Coming From
It's our opinion that it is simply a ticking time bomb that has the potential to damage our whole industry. We have had private conversations with a representative of Poker News who is the majority owner of Never Win Poker, and this person agrees with us and he has assured that work is being done to solve this problem.
1)
The words "Go fuck yourself" come to mind first, but let me debate you logically: 1a) the first time you got pissed off @ NWP is right after we exposed Sklansky for having an odd relationship. He has had many odd relationships in the past. We do many stories on this subject and because we are officially part of the poker media you get mad because you used to control the poker media and now you don't anymore because of guys like me.
1b) Ticking time bomb? More so than a guy with a history of questionable sexual relationships with possibly underage girls? Mason do u know why they have those maps of all the molesters in your city? ITS BECAUSE THEY ARE TICKING TIME BOMBS ABOUT TO MOLEST AGAIN.
1c) Where do you get off saying we will damage the poker industry? Because we expose that David Williams was in an ass/foot fetish porno? IT'S FUNNY AND TRUE. Because we will tell all your partner's sorted love details that we find? JUST LIKE WHAT TMZ DOES TO HOLLYWOOD. The question you need to ask yourself is: Would then www.tmz.com be damaging as a whole to the movie industry? is it a ticking timebomb too? (more hate-site alliteration for that ass)
1d) Which person in Pokernews told you that work was being done to solve "this problem" Mason? I just called most of them (lots are sleeping I will talk to them later tonight) and no one seems to think that anyone other than me is in control of all the beautiful content you see on NWP or ever will be until I go DD (possibly from a Sklansky drive-by) Good luck trying to get someone to make NWP nicer just because you think it should be.
1e) Which brings me to my next point: Mason you sound like an old, angry, arrogant asshole in this post. No one gives a fuck what you think NWP should or should not be. It's the god damn internet and you don't own this part of it. Pokernews, me, Neverwin, and Druff own this shit and pretty much I alone decide what goes up here and what doesn't because, well, I'm the king of this part of the internet much like you are AT 2+2 ONLY.
2) need photoshop of Mason Malmuth banging on keyboard mad about NWP and hiding Sklansky/Sue (Miconsgirl idea.. i can't take credit for it... it is too good)
TMZ sucks. bunch of fags and niggers stalking people who want to remain private. and what's with that jew harvey levin laughing at the stupidest shit and then he goes to his chalkboard and scribbles something, the guy's a dick.
Hi Everyone:
I'm going to try to give a fuller explanation as to where we are coming from regarding Gary Wise/Never Win Poker. But first, I want to note that we are having some private conversations behind the scenes, and by putting this explanation here it will hurt our private efforts.Mason you asshole