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The month of June has been an interesting one. The 25th marked two months to the day since I had broken up with my girlfriend (the one in the most recent video I posted), and to be quite honest, she took a lot of my thunder with her. I haven't felt the urge to get myself back out there, or meet anyone..none the less this two month drought hasn't really been bothering me. Porn is actually pretty good these days.
I'm going back to school in the fall and I don't have any interest in taking out a student loan so I've just been working my ass off this summer, working 6 days a week mostly 10 + hour days. I've been very active and feel and look the best I ever have and it's really made me realize how bogged down I have been over the past few years in relationships.
So anyhow, rewind to a few days ago. There is a girl I went to highschool with a couple years younger that I never spoke with that added me to facebook (godbless that site) and we shoot the shit for awhile and eventually decide to meet up. She initially offered coffee.. "fuck that" I said. "lets grab a drink" Oh ok cool she responded..with a little happy face. So the game was drawn. I get home from work after an awful day, getting terrentially rainpoured, and nearly struck by lightning. I crack a beer and play some micro nl waiting for her to call. Not too much later my phone goes off, and it's a text from her apologizing saying she can't make it tonight. "Mother fuck" I just respond back, oh alright, no worries..and a few minutes later she sends me another text saying hold on a minute I really wanna go. She then gives me a call and we set a time and place.
The bar she suggested was called Moes. Which brought back nostalgic feelings. It's very close to my old highschool and I used to come here all the time back in the day. Just your basic bar/pub. Cheap pitchers (13$) and greasy food.
So I pound back the rest of my beer, jump in the shower and get myself dressed. I decide on very casual attire. Nice fade jeans with a T and dockers. No hat obv.
She told me she didn't want to get drunk tonight but I decided not to drive and just walk it as it was fairly close and I had entirely other intentions about "not getting drunk" and knew I just had to get that first tequila shot in her and it would change her mind.
Dressed, feeling buzzed, and with an impish grin on my face, out the door I went.
(to be continued)
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"There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door."
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Part Two - The bar
The walk was uneventful. It was humid out, and I was glad I decided to only wear a T because it felt like I was walking in a sticky, foggy, web. I lit a smoke and walked at a brisk pace, and before I knew it, I arrived at my destination.
I finished my smoke at the back entrance and walked in. I didn't expect her to be here yet, even though I was running a few minutes behind..and as I expected, she was nowhere to be found. I walked up to the bar and decided to start with a pitcher of blue. Found a vacated booth in the corner of the pub and poured out two glasses. As I was topping off the second I knocked the first glass a bit with my other hand and splashed beer all over the table. "Jesus god.." No napkins in sight so I go to the bar and get the bartended to fetch me a couple and proceed to clean up my mess. I take the soggy wet napkins to the bin and just as I was walking up there she is. And there I am, with a dumbfounded look on my face and beer sogged napkins in my hand. Fucking epic fail.
Thankfully, It didn't seem to phase her and I never lost my stride. We started drinking our beer over the regular ice breaking chit chat. Eventually we moved outside to the patio and when I razzed her about not drinking her beer fast enough she professed to me that she doesn't like beer and prefers shots. Boom! Head shot!! I immediately order up a couple of jags and she tells me she can outdrink most guys and we get into a "who can buy the filthiest shot" game..jesus christ it got filthy. The whole patio and bartender were getting into it. I have never once in my entire existance on this planet seen such a small petite girl like this handle booze like its nothing. Even I was almost puking in my mouth after some of these and she looked like she just at a chocolate covered fucking strawberry.
The stakes were high and I refused to let this girl off without making her regret this open invitation, so I opened the flood gates and unleashed my deadliest weapon. The 649.
For those who are unfamiliar, 649 is a shot of randomness at any bar. Its the 6th bottle on the right, 4th on the left, second row, and 9th on the right, third row. At this particular bar it turned out to be a shot of black label, whiskey, and fireball..a healthy dosage of death indeed. I chuckled inside as I watched her down the shot and saw her smile slowly turn into a look of utter disgust and disdain. Fucking success, bitch.
By now it was near closing time and I began to walk her back to her apartment. Little did I know my night was just beginning and shenanigans would begin to ensue.
Stay tuned for part 3. Handjobs in a parking lot.
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No one gives a damn about "Blah blah, ex girlfriend, blah blah she bailed but then we still made plans. This is what I wore. This is why i walked rather than drove."
Only a handful of people will care about "I ordered beer, spilled it, then we took some fucked up shots."
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QUOTE(Serial Fail @ Jun 26 2009, 12:31 PM)
No one gives a damn about "Blah blah, ex girlfriend, blah blah she bailed but then we still made plans. This is what I wore. This is why i walked rather than drove."
Only a handful of people will care about "I ordered beer, spilled it, then we took some fucked up shots."
Fast forward to handjobs and cell phone porn.
Go play some more 180s if you don't wanna read it.
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QUOTE(chipcounter @ Jun 26 2009, 04:36 PM)
QUOTE(Serial Fail @ Jun 26 2009, 12:31 PM)
No one gives a damn about "Blah blah, ex girlfriend, blah blah she bailed but then we still made plans. This is what I wore. This is why i walked rather than drove."
Only a handful of people will care about "I ordered beer, spilled it, then we took some fucked up shots."
Fast forward to handjobs and cell phone porn.
Go play some more 180s if you don't wanna read it.
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More amateur porn needed.
K thanks
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QUOTE(MrJones @ Nov 21 2009, 12:28 AM)
That chick is not that hot and not near any hottest list. I know about 20 chicks personally hotter than her... That face is so pedestrian and yeah, she has a great bod but that's like a dime / dozen.
QUOTE(MrJones @ Apr 28 2009, 05:27 AM)
This is the last post I'm make towards you about Kobe. It's retarded waste of my time.
QUOTE(MrJones @ May 8 2009, 04:07 AM)
IMO, if you don't support gay marriage, you are racist, plain and simple.
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QUOTE(chipcounter @ Jun 26 2009, 04:21 PM)
By now it was near closing time and I began to walk her back to her apartment. Little did I know my night was just beginning and shenanigans would begin to ensue.
Stay tuned for part 3. Handjobs in a parking lot.
ending with a tease on the next segment...classic but effective
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So last call comes around and we pack up, finish our drinks and head out. She tells me she lives close by, which turns out to be on my way home, and asks me to walk her back. On the walk there she is very giggly and physical, touching my arm and putting her hand on my chest. Obviously I'm getting the green light but I bide my time, wondering how I'm going to be able to get her somewhere where I can make it rain with two months of drought packed between my legs.
We get to her apartment complex and the first thing I notice is how many fucking people are milling around at 3 in the morning..what the fuck?? She obviously had ill intentions because she takes my hand and leads me to the back and sits me down on the curb. She sits on my lap and lays into me while grinding slowly. She's a pretty good kisser. I've never been a big fan, but she had good flow and despite all the shots we had done she actually tasted good.. breath shot when I didn't notice ftw?
After a couple mins I was getting a little bored with this and leaned back but she wasn't having any of that..she grabbed my shirt and pulled me back up and started aggressively biting my neck and ears. It was pretty fucking hot. I started groping her a bit, she doesn't have large breasts but they are pretty proportionate to her body.
One of my big turn ons with sex is actually being as clothed as possibly so this whole thing was turning me on. She started massaging my cock over my jeans and I grabbed her hand and slid it down the front..she stroked it slowly and gave me a smile and little moan of surprise.
She was wearing jeans so I didn't have any easy access, I unbuttoned her and slid my hand down and rubbed her pussy a little bit over her panties..she was already pretty wet.
The whole time this shit was going on there was people still milling around but noone seemed to notice. I don't really care much anyways, as I've done the public place thing before.
She slid her hand back out and unzipped me. This moment is always a fav for me. I'm generally humble IRL and never gloat but I've always taken pride in my manhood and I make a point to always watch the girls reaction when she lays her eyes on my snake.
When the beast flopped out her eyes did the little, sudden open wow thing and inside I'm just thinking..how did I ever think wasting 4 years of my 20s being in a relationship ever seem like a good idea.
Stay tuned for Part 4 - Cumshot And Conclusion
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QUOTE(chipcounter @ Jun 26 2009, 07:04 PM)
I'm generally humble IRL and never gloat but I've always taken pride in my manhood and I make a point to always watch the girls reaction when she lays her eyes on my snake.
When the beast flopped out her eyes did the little, sudden open wow thing and inside I'm just thinking..how did I ever think wasting 4 years of my 20s being in a relationship ever seem like a good idea.
B++, slowly getting to the money shot (so to speak).